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When you're 19 but every time you tell people in public they debate it and say you look 15, I just want to fucking die already
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>when you're ungrateful for your youth
That'll end in a couple years
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>When you're 25 and still get ID'd for cigarettes.
>Oh. I thought you were about 16, dear.
>Ugh.
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>>38037263
Been there, at some point it's okay to snark back at people who are insanely rude about it. Like "Oh really? I had no idea" shit like that.
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Everything we ever create or think of, is just a combination and manipulation of information that we have received in the past.
Inventions, ideas, art.. we haven't created it from nothing.
The only "OC" content that we have in the whole of reality is the concept of God. It's the only thing that has risen from nature without any observation or manipulation of information that is in nature.
That's why I think God is real.
It breaks the cycle of all information emerging from prior information.
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You're getting closer. How information behaves in our space is scary. Are you familiar with Bell's Theorem?
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Why do transcendental numbers exist? What happens in 10^10^10^15 years?
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>>38037251
Stolen from Gilgamesh. Before then people 'worshipped' the sun, fire, and rain because it actually helped them. The concept of God arose from the question of where it all comes from, but originally, comes from a work of fiction. The first form of life was a simple virus and most likely a form of extraterrestrial advanced technology.
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>"OMG Anon! Don't look I'm so embarrassed."
What do you do?
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>>38037232
tell her she fine as fuck
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Push her hard against the wall and grab her tits and start sucking her neck and making her kiss me then very quickly migrating my hand to her pussy and very clearly not taking no for an answer.
At a certain point a lot of girls don't mind if you force yourself on them
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>>38037232
Dayum, gurl, lookit them titties bounce.
Flawless breasts, really.
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Hello. Please tell me stories of you being beta as fuck or a general cuck towards a girl - whether in a relationship or not. Don't be shy, let's all wallow in self pity!
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>>38037158
My normie roommate and his alcoholic girlfriend invited an 8/10 blond qt over to our apartment. She said I was pretty and asked if I had a girlfriend. I just said thanks and no. That's it.
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>>38037241
That's not too bad at all, I want stories where robots orbit a girl who doesn't even care about them, buy her stuff in an attempt to get her to like them, that kind of thing. Just post whatever.
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>>38037158
Bump, holy fuck don't tell me the people with actual stories aren't here. There's an abundance of what I want on this place and I know it. So get to writing, fuck.
How a chad "wins" an argument (1) Say something vague about "the facts", never provide any though, but pretend you did. (2) Make sure other people join in and when your opponent is overwhelmed with questions, none of which are actually related to the issue that started the argument, ask him why he isn't answering your question. (3) Accuse any evidence your opponent provides of being "biased" without even looking at it, nevermind the fact that you're unable to provide a single statistic or study, real or fake, to support your view, you just "know" you're right and you "know" that your evidence exists. (4) Change the subject as much as possible while accusing your opponent of changing the subject. (5) Throw the occasional remark about your opponent "having too much free time" because this magically changes the factuality of the data that is being presented. (6) Keep repeating something negative about your opponent, whether it's real or imaginary, preferably something related to relationships, finances, or education because this somehow causes your opponent's assertion to become falsified. (7) Make sure to start yelling, don't worry about bystanders interfering because good Samaritans don't exist, besides people like loud confident people (as long as they're attractive) and they will naturally assume the person that you're yelling at is in the wrong. (8) Keep pretending to be "in control" of the situation. (9) Keep interrupting your opponent. (10) If you think the sky is green while someone else is arguing that it's blue. Just call him "retarded" and accuse him of "ignoring the facts" and "not backing up what he says" and "making excuses" and "thinking the world owes him something". Also call him a racist. The sky will now magically be green.
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>>38037113
Dude you lost.
Write a journal to practice expressing yourself
Talk to people to get better at conversation
Argue against yourself when alone about a topic to get better at debate. Force yourself to honestly debate for the other side.
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Chad: I'll just sneak it in by putting it up my butt haha
Me: You put stuff up your butt often Chad?
Chad: No, but I bet you do.
Me: *no response just hushed laughter because if I say no that makes me seem defensive and lose the banter, but if I say yes then I look like a faggot*
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>>38037188
>if I say yes I look like a faggot
Not if you say yes and make it a joke? How inept are you?
I work with produce so of course we always make dick jokes about cucumbers and daikon radishes when they get old and floppy (its like a big heavy ass semi-hard dick thats as big as your forearm, whenever one gets really bendy we always make sure to wiggle it at somebody else at least once, if not every time we pass by someone we think will appreciate the dick joke) and every single time I get accused of putting cucumbers in my bum I just escalate it and tell them I stopped using cucumbers before I got to my first eval (happens six months after you get a job there, so the joke works better when its being told to someone else at work) and now I'm on to eggplants or daikon root or watermelon or some shit.
Nobody is going to think you actually put stuff up your butt unless you go full autism and start muttering and stuff, and at that point you should just pack up and move a couple towns over.
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>ywn live the life of Jimmy Hopkins
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Mine was pretty close actually
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>ywn live the life of Cory Baxter
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>>38037151
Your mother abandoned you to a boarding school while she went and got fucked by sugar daddies all year?
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Welcome to /wfb/, where we discuss artificial waifubots/android girlfriends/virtual female companions and discuss methods of preventing the normals from taking them from us. Write/drawfags welcome.
An untested girlfriend bot found from a search, please post results:
https://www.botlibre.com/bot?instance=11622006&dynamicChat=Chat
Waifu chatbot (primitive) written in Javascript (has Github link if you are /g/ enough to help develop it):
http://jieverson.com/waifubot/
Virtual Girlfriend (untested, post results if you have it or have a cracked version to share):
http://karigirl.com/index-1.shtml
Artificial chatbot (untested, post results):
http://www.mitsuku.com/
Virtual Girlfriend App (untested, post results):
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wetproductions.mvg&hl=en
News:
>Gatebox AI, an expensive, but top-of-the-line holographic waifu in a box that can chat with you through an app:
http://gatebox.ai/#
>LovePlus, a dating sim released only in Japan, hopefully someone can find a ROM?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LovePlus
>Her, a romance about a dude who buys an AI OS that becomes sentient-ish and they fall in love (95% on Rotten Tomatoes):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Her_(film)
>The normalfags want to take our sexbots away from us:
https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/
>Google plans to have a 49 Qubit quantum computer working by the end of the year, most certainly the future of AI:
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138373-google-on-track-for-quantum-computer-breakthrough-by-end-of-2017/
>Artificial wombs exist, and could possibly replace roasties one day:
https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/25/15421734/artificial-womb-fetus-biobag-uterus-lamb-sheep-birth-premie-preterm-infant
If this thread gets enough traction I will try to make it into a general, probably weekly so that things don't get stale. If you have any interesting links/torrents/results from anything related to waifubots, don't hesitate to post them.
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Since the thread seems to be a bit slow, I'll dump some images. What do you think the normalfag response to a sexbot would be?
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I think the last fucking thing this board needs is worthless generals. Delete this thread and immediately proceed to killing yourself with the closest available method.
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>>38037166
I actually think this thread has potential
Which of the people in this picture would you rather be?
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I don't want to be a girl. But if I had no choice I would pick the shitskin
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>>38036996
The one on the right. I want to be protected.
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>>38036996
The left one.
I want to be nurture and protect
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>online gf is reading a book aloud to me
>Really cool fight scene about to start
>Wait up Anon let me just find this scene from the movie its really cool
>10 minutes later all anticipation for the next sentence is gone
>Still hasn't found the scene on youtube
>Lose all interest and pretend to listen
>Miss entire finale
>She is still reading to me as I type this
Am I in the wrong for being mad at her? I tried to tell her I didn't want to see the movie scene I wanted her to finish reading it. + I feel like it just makes her a massive pleb for wanting to watch the film version, it also annoys me that after all the waiting she never found the movie scene.
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>>38036983
Fuck off normal
Origami orange
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>>38036983
>online gf
You mean like on Animal Crossing?
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>>38036983
what book was it originally?
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Recently I've been depressed (due to me getting fired weeks ago and being lonely all the time)
3 days ago I drank two and a half bottles of wine(started drinking at 1pm). The next day I had a bottle of beer in the afternoon and tried really hard not to go out and buy more drinks. Again, today in the afternoon (about 12:30pm) all I can think about is drinking and I'm trying really hard not to go out and buy some alcohol.
Do I have a serious problem?
What the fuck do I do?
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>>38036875
Get a job
I don't mean that in a bad way but it's understandable that you want a few drinks when you have all the free time.
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sounds like end stage alcoholism to me desu senpai
as a medical professional I advise you kill yourself quick before liver disease slowly and painfully kills you while leaving you immobile and shitting all over yourself
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Know that feel... I'll start drinking early and drink for 3 days straight and then I'll lay around feeling like absolute crap until the next bender.
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>he thought his oneitis will fall for him if he gets in shape
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>>38036847
Please don't destroy my only reason to keep going anon;_;
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>>38036847
I got her senior year, acting cool and having everyone compliment my gains
then when I tried acting like myself she avoided me at all cost
>it helps but doesn't cure autism
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>>38036847
FUCK OFF
MY EX WILL COME BACK WHEN I'M RIPPED
FUCKING WATCH ME
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How long has it been since you've been ghosting your friends?
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never since they ghosted me first
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>>38036820
about 8 months
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Last November originaI
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>I've been coming to the same coffeeshop everyday on my lunch break from work because I like the Asian girl who works here.
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Better ask her out before chad gets her. Who knows, it's probably too late.
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>>38036790
I don't think chads like girls with triforce tattoos
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>>38036766
Talk to her or leave, nigga. The longer you sit in there and wait, the more you're torturing yourself.
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Kek are there really people who are into this shit?
https://youtu.be/90_xN7UTMn4
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Yes, it's called every man who has ever paid for a drink, dinner, a taxi, a hotel, a plane flight, an engagement ring, a marriage, a divorce or child support.
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the world is very sick,
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it's ridiculous. it's quite present in fetish communities now which is disappointing because monetization makes everything insincere.
>"HEY EVERYONE ITS JOEY FROM JOEYS SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK"
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>>38036712
I love this guy. Dedicated and professional.
Haters gonna hate.
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little kids like to watch fat people make annoying noises
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>those channels of nigger college students who upload videos of themselves watching pick up basketball games acting like they're watching Finals games
this guy had almost 2 million views on a LaMelo Ball exhibition game commentary video.
basically that's just 1 and a half million nigs watching his videos, he's not actually good, he just captured the black demographic, kinda like Mcdonalds.
that's all Youtube is, it's fucking sickening that they get paid for that.