[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8876. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

>Hi anon, it's me.. you from the past, remember when you were just a kid? So how's adulthood going? I hope we became the thing we always wanted to be.
5 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>35143497
Yes, you get to be a scientist. We did it, Sammy.
>>
How did you get this number?
Fuck off!
>>
File: 1486571825329.jpg (53KB, 1024x578px) Image search: [Google]
1486571825329.jpg
53KB, 1024x578px
You grow up to be a 19 year old faggot shitposting all day using frog pictures online while beating your dick off every twenty minutes

Dad leaves, mom gets remarried and step dad is alright when he's not drunk and yelling at your younger sister.

Have fun before high school ends, Cisco. You'll need it.

File: image.png (212KB, 272x362px) Image search: [Google]
image.png
212KB, 272x362px
>Feel artsy and creative
>Have loads of concepts in my head
>Finally sum up the courage to draw them
>Looks nothing like I imagined
>Embarrassingly bad
>Feel ashamed and give up
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35143477
So? Did you really think you were an undiscovered master artist lol?
>>
>>35143477
Keep going. Practice.

It does get easier, but you have to do it every day. THAT'S the hard part.

File: IMG_1504.jpg (45KB, 288x339px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1504.jpg
45KB, 288x339px
How do you stop being bored?
>work at coffee house
>every hour seems like an eternity
>take 40 minute shit breaks and browse my phone twice a day
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35143458
The fact that they even let you take 40 minute shit breaks at work makes you a lucky bastard already
>>
>>35143506
Lucky =\= less bored
Im more of a janitor..

File: delaney.png (567KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]
delaney.png
567KB, 1366x768px
Why is it that to b urself you have to b just like everyone else?
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35143456
Because b-ing yourself got you to where you are in life.
>>
>>35143467
But I'm quite content with where I am in life

File: 1487549744121.png (47KB, 916x910px) Image search: [Google]
1487549744121.png
47KB, 916x910px
anyone else too dumb and lazy to read long posts?
3 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>35143310
what did you post? ; tldr
>>
File: 1487312335229.jpg (12KB, 249x236px) Image search: [Google]
1487312335229.jpg
12KB, 249x236px
>>35143310
if it's longer than second sentences, I skip it

File: 1487864021876.jpg (52KB, 515x385px) Image search: [Google]
1487864021876.jpg
52KB, 515x385px
You know guys, as dead as i am on the inside, it feels good knowing that with my one gun I could literally ruin and end the lives of so many normies. Its nice to know that i have that power if i ever want to use it. They wont defeat me, i wont let it
4 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: 1485008170743.jpg (102KB, 556x261px) Image search: [Google]
1485008170743.jpg
102KB, 556x261px
>tfw I reported your thread to moot and the F.B.i
>>
>>35143167
Careful not to cut yourself on that edge senpai. Why not just turn the gun on yourself, you pathetic piece of shit.
>>
Is that Marijuana Man?

File: download (10).jpg (7KB, 183x275px) Image search: [Google]
download (10).jpg
7KB, 183x275px
I am trying to fimd out more about this female, anyone know anything?
4 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
she is my daughter...
>>
>>35143075
Her name seems to be Allisen Casey, atleast thats what google and some blogs are saying.
I know the picture you posted but I never saw another and I dont know if there are any in public.
>>
File: higherres.jpg (1MB, 1920x2884px) Image search: [Google]
higherres.jpg
1MB, 1920x2884px
>>35143115
>>35143075
Also, here is some higher quality of that picture

File: 1fb.png (273KB, 600x583px) Image search: [Google]
1fb.png
273KB, 600x583px
>30 members of my family
>talking about young people
>'Soo anon, you still virgin, right? hahahahaaaa
>all the people laughing at the same time
i cant believe this
5 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35143053
Kek. I would have laughed at you too.
>>
wow, that is fucking cruel

I'd break all contact with them as soon as I can. Move out, if you still live at home
>>
>>35143053
>>30 members of my family

Does your family hump like rodents?

File: IMG_2769.jpg (40KB, 600x646px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2769.jpg
40KB, 600x646px
I keep getting signs to run away from home but I'm scared.

What do
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Just move out? Adulthood is great.
>>
>>35143015
I can't I hate where I live I want to be somewhere else but everywhere good is expensive

File: khv.jpg (48KB, 509x388px) Image search: [Google]
khv.jpg
48KB, 509x388px
Im 25 khv.

I was sitting here thinking and I really tried to remember the last time a girl hugged me because she liked me that wasnt my mom or sister.

I think i was hugged once in my teenage years by a girl that just felt so sorry for me when I was having her over at my parents house for a "date" she was 18 and i was 16. I dunno if that counts, it was fucking full ayy lmao spagetti.

I kissed a girl on the lips, no tounge obviously, when i was like 7-8 and thats it.

Never had a gf.

Post how you are going to become a wizard, strats and stories.

I also watched a pretty dank movie yesterday: The grand budapest hotel.

Give it a look.
4 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Chad pretending to be one of us
>>
>>35143272
>he thinks it's chad with that Jawline and nonexistent chin
>>
>>35143272
>inbred redneck = Chad

File: 1478930242548.png (219KB, 355x422px) Image search: [Google]
1478930242548.png
219KB, 355x422px
Is modern "hook-up" culture just quantity over quality?
3 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: tinder sex balance.png (83KB, 1050x500px) Image search: [Google]
tinder sex balance.png
83KB, 1050x500px
>>35142972
It's a return to the ancient 80-20 rule of "alpha fucks, beta bucks" culture that was only temporarily suspended by the "patriarchal" institution of marriage.
Someone once compiled my explanations of this into a pastebin, but it is poorly structured and needs refinement.
http://pastebin.com/Wff7TZ7M
>>
>>35143033
is there any escape?

File: 1487943988754.jpg (191KB, 899x1200px) Image search: [Google]
1487943988754.jpg
191KB, 899x1200px
Anyone here to learn me God eater?
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35142922
no i just want a gf
captcha- negreiros escrime
>>
>>35142922
God eater is a very good game desu

File: RcNFZvU.jpg (68KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
RcNFZvU.jpg
68KB, 800x600px
>tfw want to get /fit/
>tfw too scared to go to a gym filled with normies and their judging eyes
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Just do some push ups and pull ups until you aren't dyel.

If you are fat, go running
>>
>>35142835
Can you really get out of dyel by just doing push ups and pull ups? Don't you have to... lift?

File: 1487423567484.gif (2MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]
1487423567484.gif
2MB, 480x270px
>eating leftover fried chicken and fries on the toilet in my cum stained underwear
3 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>35142788
For some reason I thought this meant you had underwear filled with chicken while you sat in front of the toilet eating out of it
>>
File: 1469443316708.gif (991KB, 387x468px) Image search: [Google]
1469443316708.gif
991KB, 387x468px
>>35142788
>eating cum stained chicken and fries on my underwear in the toilet

File: jesusjustskippedtheborder.jpg (4KB, 325x155px) Image search: [Google]
jesusjustskippedtheborder.jpg
4KB, 325x155px
My friend got a girl. And I don't know how to feel about it.

She's an absolute dream. Good looking southern lady, smart, caring, confident and legs that go on and on for miles. Also he's like 5'3 at most (cause he's shorter than me and I'm short as fuck) and she towers over both of us.

So yeah, I'm jealous as fuck, but at the same time hopeful that such girls exist in real life <3

So yeah, I'm Jesus, bringing you the good news. There are girls out there that aren't like all the others.
4 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
originally
get cucked
>>
>he doesn't only make friends with people who are uglier than him
You need to think ahead anon
>>
>>35142763
Not real unless pics.

Also, your friend probably has a good face. Face > Height. Always.

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [8866] [8867] [8868] [8869] [8870] [8871] [8872] [8873] [8874] [8875] [8876] [8877] [8878] [8879] [8880] [8881] [8882] [8883] [8884] [8885] [8886] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.