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>met qt Brit girl online
>She's a KV and18-3
>She's super into me, snaps me every day
>Says that if I ever come to her town I can have her virginity
>Too poor to afford plane ticket
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Sounds like a trap but if you wind up in prison you'll lose your virginity too
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>>35773398
Would be pretty surprised if it's a trap. We've Skyped a few times, including a couple where I got her to strip. Either she's pretending to be her or Chris Handsen's team got some really advanced technology
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How old is she originally origin desu
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>Want a weeaboo girlfriend
>They're all either taken, lesbian, or hate men.
GODDAMN IT! It's amazing how many weeb girls actually have boyfriends, when I do find one, or meet random weeb girls they usually have a boyfriend. And 9 out of 10 times they boyfriend is actually uglier than they are, and on rare occasions the guy might be more attractive than the girl.
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>>35773348
>lesbian
There's my big issue. Girl at my work, she's fucking awesome, I can't discuss anime as deeply with anyone else there (despite the fact that I'm a fucking pleb) and under any other circumstance I'd have asked her out a while ago.
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dude you dont want a weeb chick, every second you wanna punch them in the mouth for not shutting the fuck up about a show they like or some bullshit anime event they wanna go to.
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>>35773413
I know that feel anon, met some really cute weeb girls that were really fun to hang out with but they were BIG into girls and really didn't care for men. Like they didn't hate them, but they weren't physically or sexually attracted to guys.
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Remember NEETs your family hate you and you "friend" never liked you. To them you are simply a parasitic primate whos death will better their lives. Your comfy life is holding you back from getting away people who only wishes for you death.
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>>35773306
Stop being right pls
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>>35773306
i dont care. my parents give me money
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>>35773306
Ha yeah, but my "friend" has treated me like shit for years due to his own insecurities and I went along with it because
>lmao treat others how you wanted to be treated
I guess being there for people and fucking driving them fucking all the way to LAX on a moments notice, among other things, weren't enough.
I've gotten over parents. Those two are a kind of crazy I can't even describe. It's like they're maliciously aloof.
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>hate women for being whores
>consume pornography on a daily basis
Who /hypocrite/ here?
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It's the selectivity, though.
If everyone got laid equally, there'd be no problem.
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Me, I'll jerk it and fuck till the cows come home, but man do I hate chad collecting whores. but my biggest gripe is a man-whore is seen as the ultimate taboo in society with no respect, a fucking slut still has socially respect on some level and people, both her gender and not, will defend her actions. Its much easier for a bitch to do a gangbang and let the judgement roll off, but I cant fuck stupid social media twats without having some mental issue placed on myself. No, I just want pussy, only pussy, and lots of it.
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>>35773282
Good thing the porn industry abuses that shit out of it's actresses
Consuming porn is a good way to punish whores
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My window was boring and I hated the light coming through and also this painting keeps the window barred for extra security. I got it for five dollars from an used air conditioner salesman. What sort of things do you guys have?
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i hang christmas lights over the bookshelves and desk and bed in my room so i can lurk in semi darkness all day long
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I was thinking of putting some posters of nude anime women on my wall
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>>35773188
i have this black drape over my one side of room, it's nice to just throw everything under it and forget about it.
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What kinds of Asian girl do you like?
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>>35773159
Pale Filipinos, Japs, and Vietnamese.
Everything else is poopy shit.
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>>35773159
Japanese girls of course
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>>35773159
Finns
Count because they're Mongolians
Uh oh, I've been drinking! I sure hope no one takes advantage of me in my altered state of mind!
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who constitutes no one? boys or girls?
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>>35773173
Depends. Which one are you?
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>>35773158
watchu drinkin bruv
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>someone you know has made eye contact with you and you're walking opposite directions
Quick robots, what do you do?
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>>35773154
What is that person doing in my room?
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>>35773154
acknowledge him by slightly moving my chin upwards at a reasonable distance, then get on with my journey
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>>35773201
This, if it's a guy.
If it's a girl, I generally give her a wave.
This way, I can acknowledge them and not be an asshole, but also avoid an awkward conversation.
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>no qt fembot will ever smother you with her sweaty armpit
>why live
anyone else fantasize about this or am I alone? ;-; female armpits are so lewd, but I will forever be an outcast.
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nah, I have a turn on fetish for them too. I wouldnt fuck an armpit, but get all sweaty and rub it on my dick. Musty females smell really good actually so long as their not a cheese between her folds whale.
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I like them as long as they aren't hairy.
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>>35773126
the areola peaking out of he bra is doing it for me not her armpit.
shittier fetish
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>tfw no qt weeaboo cosplay gf
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>tfw no lewd weeaboo homo boy
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>>35773136
I.i.. im kinda a weeaboo.... and i can be pretty lewd...
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>>35773136
there are literally fucking a million lewd weeaboo boys on /r9k/ alone FUCK YOU
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Why does people always talk shit behind your back like you cant fucking hear them? Even family members be acting like this. Dont shit to me behind my back and try to act cool with me when im 1 sec away from punching you in the face
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>>35773075
Because you are creeping on them?! People are gonna talk. Nothing you can do about it.
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>>35773119
>creeping on them
What are you even talking about?
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>>35773075
>>35773075
People talk about me alot because I'm an oddity and that's understandable
It isnt easy being a white tall blonde skinny kid in the middle east
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Reminder that if you frequent storm front or have an account, you are a faggot.
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>>35773045
Are stormfrontfags flat earthers, too? Pls let this be true.
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>>35773102
Many of them are.
I tried to put every bad Storm Front tier argument on here.
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>>35773045
/pol/ are the new bronies, kinda
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>TFW masturbating in bed
>Mom knocks on door
>Ohshit.jpeg
>Comes and sits on the bed
>"What is it?"
>"Oh I just wanted to tell you to make sure you write your uncle back, he likes it when people thank him."
>"Okay whatever."
>She leaves the room but takes her fucking sweet time
>Go back to jerking off
>She then texts me 2 minutes later
>"Why are you so nervous?"
>Lie and tell her I was playing a game on my phone and was frustrated for not doing well at it
And before anyone asks I do not find my mother sexually attractive, she is a nutjob and I don't care to live with her. Frankly I'd move out if I could, if it had been ANYONE else's mother then I might have found it hot but I personally don't find my mother attractive so fuck off. Pretty sad I'm 24, still live with my parents, and can't even masturbate in peace sometimes. Most of the time they don't bother me, but it's still annoying to have to worry about it. God forbid I ever bring a girl back home, I mean I have before and my parents left us alone but this was like YEARS ago.
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How do I unsubscribe to your blog?
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>>35773033
Carl. You feelin' alright?
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Let her walk in on you next time.
My mom used to constantly barge into my room before she one day walked in on me furiously beating off, with a fullscreened picture of a friend leaning over on my monitor.
Then again when I lost my virginity she knocked on the door asking "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO" and I answered the door with an erection and no pants.
She hasn't bothered me since.
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reasons why the government should be checking up on you
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>unironically listen to "shine" by collective soul on repeat
>collection of animated pedo porn
>looked up the best way to buy an ISIS flag without being on a list
>torrented avatar multiple times within the last month
>post on /r9k/
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Nice try, CIA spook.
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>>35773031
>>unironically listen to "shine" by collective soul on repeat
What's wrong with that song? i'm gonna listen to it now.
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the NSA should indeed check me out because im a 22 year old white male that never even held hands with a girl
im a fuckin anomaly
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losing my virginity didn't solve any of my problems
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>>35772933
It solved your virginity problem.
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it's okay, losing your virginity allowed you to realise that your problems run deeper and are more personal than something which is, in effect, largely irrelevant but talked about by everyone around you as if it were all-important
that's an important realisation to have if you ever want to go about addressing your issues head on and effecting positive change in your life.
in a way, losing your virginity did solve one problem: your incorrect belief in where the problem lay.
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>>35772933
to who and how did you lose it op?