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Anonymous
2017-02-23 06:05:18 Post No.35075539
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:05:18 Post No. 35075539 [Report] [View this topic]

>in toilet
>mum walks in
>"oh sorry darling"
>stares for like 2 seconds
>mum get out
>she leaves

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:07:49 Post No.35075576
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>>35075539
She's confused that you havent moved out yet

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:13:14 Post No.35075655
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>In bathroom
>thought door was locked
>posing and doing silly expressions in front of a mirror
>dad walks in
>I freeze in a michael jackson sort of pose(hand on peepee)
>"w-why ar..."
>"j-just fixing my underwear"
>"Ok, are you done ?"
>walk out with my dad staring like pic realated

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:16:15 Post No.35075692
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>>35075655
kek,the stare part laughed my snoot bubble came out.

Anonymous
2017-02-23 06:03:56 Post No.35075522
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:03:56 Post No. 35075522 [Report] [View this topic]

I just want a friend

A very cool friend ;_;

Someone to talk to

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:11:06 Post No.35075624
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>>35075522
Here mate, let's talk.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:14:42 Post No.35075673
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>>35075624
How's your day been man?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:16:37 Post No.35075699
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>>35075673
Really nice, I'm spending my day listening to music because I'm on vacations. How about your day?

Anonymous
2017-02-23 06:00:27 Post No.35075466
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:00:27 Post No. 35075466 [Report] [View this topic]

>BOO HOO HOO i'm a manlet so that's why i'm a virgin
>every girl on lolcow wants to fuck putin and he's 5' 6"
explain this robots

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:07:17 Post No.35075566
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:07:17 Post No.35075566 [Report]

they don't know he's 5'6

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:08:10 Post No.35075581
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:08:10 Post No.35075581 [Report]

>>35075466
BRC, or BLC.
Big russian cock, big liberating cock

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:08:53 Post No.35075587
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>>35075566
oh yes they do you autists

it's common knowledge that putin is borderline turbomanlet

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:52:35 Post No.35075327
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:52:35 Post No. 35075327 [Report] [View this topic]

I want some cute friends ;_;

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:53:11 Post No.35075335
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:53:11 Post No.35075335 [Report]

I just want a single friend. I've literally never had a friend since maybe 3rd grade.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:53:12 Post No.35075336
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:53:12 Post No.35075336 [Report]

>>35075327
;-; I'll be your friend anon

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:53:31 Post No.35075345
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>>35075327
You better get busy asking guys online to suck their dicks, then.
Eventually you'll befriend a cute lad and other cute traps, but never a girl.

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:50:48 Post No.35075288
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:50:48 Post No. 35075288 [Report] [View this topic]

Red flags for men.

>he holds the door open for other people
>he doesn't use hair products
>he watches anime
>he has uncut nails
>he uses 1-colored t-shirts
>he has the virgin gait
>he has a cat
>he wears autism shoes
>he pees next to the water to avoid splashing
>he doesn't drink alcohol
>he doesn't smoke
>he ties his shoes by making 2 loops
>he stares into the ground
>he has never broken the law
>he's white

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:52:18 Post No.35075322
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Ebin bait my friend XD

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:52:59 Post No.35075332
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:52:59 Post No.35075332 [Report]

>>35075288
Red flags for women
>dhd sjsosjs djs
> djdkdos djajs sod
>jdos dksosjs dusosshs
>dnsosjsdbs dksjs shauaoeb ckc
>xbsid skw dkc sjd dek
> dkdkddghddh
>isjs sjsw aowbr sis sid
> dkewiebdbs4 45 djss
Lol xDDD

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:55:36 Post No.35075376
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cuck]
cuk
cukc
red pill roaste chad normans cuck
your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:44:47 Post No.35075164
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:44:47 Post No. 35075164 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw too nervous to summon allies in dark souls

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:14:48 Post No.35075674
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>>35075164
>tfw to intelligent too stop activating mimics

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:16:01 Post No.35075687
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:16:01 Post No.35075687 [Report]

>watch pvp videos but too scared to invade to be bullied by hosts and phantoms
>when invaded I just act like I'm afk or kill myself before I make a joke of myself

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:17:13 Post No.35075712
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>>35075674
Is Fafnir, dare I say it, OUR GUY?

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:44:45 Post No.35075162
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:44:45 Post No. 35075162 [Report] [View this topic]

can we please have a thread about this guy and similar stuff?

rollercaustor slam robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0tf0q_9jGA

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:01:28 Post No.35075477
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:01:28 Post No.35075477 [Report]

This is important robot culture why is nobody replying?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:15:48 Post No.35075685
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:15:48 Post No.35075685 [Report]

please

You have beeYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.aaa
n muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 06:25:13 Post No.35075831
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvERb0C1Pvs

wish you guys would reply to me

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:34:36 Post No.35075001
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:34:36 Post No. 35075001 [Report] [View this topic]

>be black
>decided to go to a white college instead of an asian one so I could quell my yellow fever
>only resulted in me disliking white and black girls even more
How do I stop liking asian girls, robots? I know they're bitchy whores, but they annoy me less than any other race of girls on average

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:37:29 Post No.35075047
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>be Asian
>used to think my black friend was a bro
>sperged out on me for no reason and pretended to act tough then tried to intimidate me
>called his bitch ass out and he didn't do shit but I was waiting so I could curb stop his stupid head for putting his hands on me in a violent manner

Sorry what were you saying bro

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:40:33 Post No.35075089
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>>35075047
crack is whack

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:03 Post No.35075097
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:41:03 Post No.35075097 [Report]

>>35075001
Asian chicks are more racist than whites ones
So just repeat that to yourself

Anonymous
POOP 2017-02-23 05:31:25 Post No.35074955
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POOP Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:31:25 Post No. 35074955 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you poop daily robots?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:36:36 Post No.35075033
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:36:36 Post No.35075033 [Report]

if I have a couple of cups of coffee I do

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:37:28 Post No.35075046
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>>35075033
I haven't pooped in three days and it's worrying me. Had tons of coffee as well...

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:38:06 Post No.35075056
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>>35074955
Yeah, it's that bad?

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:23:17 Post No.35074817
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:23:17 Post No. 35074817 [Report] [View this topic]

Where do you cum during fap, bots? I usualy cum in a napkin, or in my left hand and rush to the bathroom to wash it if no one else home. Or if I get lazy I just cum on the floor and then clean it after few weeks when it becomes noticable.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:26:08 Post No.35074867
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>>35074817
I cum on my duvet and then I sleep in it.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:26:24 Post No.35074873
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>>35074817
>and then clean it after few weeks
Have some self respect and cum in a tissue.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:27:28 Post No.35074885
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:27:28 Post No.35074885 [Report]

There's a small trash can next to my desk and I cum inside everyday.

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:21:43 Post No.35074787
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:21:43 Post No. 35074787 [Report] [View this topic]

Do swedish robots call their Chads Olaf? And is Stacy Brunhilde there?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:22:25 Post No.35074797
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:22:25 Post No.35074797 [Report]

>Olaf

You mean Ahmed?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:23:25 Post No.35074823
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:23:25 Post No.35074823 [Report]

>>35074797
>Ahmed

You mean Muhammad?

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:25:28 Post No.35074853
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:25:28 Post No.35074853 [Report]

>>35074823
>Muhammad
You mean Youssef Mustafa Al'Bakr

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:20:24 Post No. 35074772 [Report] [View this topic]

What does it feel like to be hugged?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:22:08 Post No.35074794
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>>35074772
Like warm milk and coins

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:24:15 Post No.35074838
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:24:15 Post No.35074838 [Report]

Warm and soft. Your heart will beat like hell the first time, and she will notice.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:24:28 Post No.35074843
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:24:28 Post No.35074843 [Report]

>>35074794
This, but also sort of salty.

Anonymous
2017-02-23 05:00:33 Post No.35074466
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:00:33 Post No. 35074466 [Report] [View this topic]

Whenever there's a woman or transperson that appears in my group or in a game when I'm playing with friends that don't know I'm trans I always end up abusing them really hard and being super aggressive.

I don't know why I do this, idk if i'm jealous or upset or if I'm trying to deflect from my friends but I do it every time without thinking and then i cry for hours later because I may have hurt their feelings

wtf is wrong with me, how do I stop doing this.

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:02:14 Post No.35074487
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I know you. Stay the fuck out of our twitch channels you faggot. You just come to be an attention whore.

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>>35074487
I don't think you know me. I live in Australia and never comment on twitch channels, I only watch them to fall asleep.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 05:05:40 Post No.35074537
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>>35074511

More like I've hit a bullseye on your attention whoring female (male) ass.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:44:19 Post No. 35074257 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I stop being a misanthrope?

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:46:29 Post No.35074297
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:46:29 Post No.35074297 [Report]

First you have to accept that misanthropy is fucking cringe as fuck.

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>>35074257
>How do I stop being a misanthrope?
Destroy your brain with drugs and alcohol.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:48:23 Post No.35074331
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>>35074257
If you hate people why are you here?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:18:10 Post No. 35073845 [Report] [View this topic]

>25
>lift
>/fit/ body, muscular
>75k per year job
>3 sports cars
>2cnd best boxer at gym's boxing club
>lead guitarist in successful local band
>shes seen my shows on weekend nights and the audience cheer for me
>She's told me I'm hot multiple times
>Oneitis breaks up and wants to be just friends

literally does not compute, the only reason I've done any of this was to become perfect so that I could get my perfect girl and she would love me

so now my perfect girl breaks up with me but i have literally everything a shallow girl would want

literally why

literally why

literally why

does
not

com.put.e

40404040404040404040404040404

ERROR ERROR

DOES NOT COM<PUTE

I AM CHAD NOW

CHAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WHO GETS WHAT HE WANTS

DOES NOT

COMPUTE

LITERALLY WHY LITERALLY WHY LIT
DOES

NOT

COMPUTE

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Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:23:09 Post No.35073935
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It's your personality. Something about it that's repulsive.

She probably likes one way extrovert nice guys who's always saying the right things.

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>>35073845
It could be what the anon above me said, or she found a chad even more chadier then you, but whatever you do don't take her back or remain friends with her, One day she will regret her decision.

Anonymous 2017-02-23 04:28:59 Post No.35074027
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>>35073845
>the only reason I've done any of this was to become perfect so that I could get my perfect girl and she would love me

no anon

you are the shallow

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