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>decide to be more open
>start expressing my opinions
>everybody dislikes me
>literally everything was better when I was the quiet one

j-just be yourself hahaha
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>>38342432
>>start expressing my opinions
In a rational or autistic fashion?
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>>38342446
I actually try to give rational, well expressed thoughts.

But it turns out going against the most popular opinion isn't the wisest choice if you want to be liked.

>mfw lesson learned
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>>38342513
>But it turns out going against the most popular opinion isn't the wisest choice if you want to be liked.
Post a story how it went

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I intentionally become friends with females over Discord/Kik/Social of Choice only to ask them to ERP with me. I'm a pathological liar and I'm afraid I don't care.
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What does ERP mean?
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>>38343491
Erotic Roleplay

(Original comment, I swear)
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>>38342390
>get girls on omegle to like me, show tits etc
>lie about myself in order to promote said tit showing
>record using hypercam2
>rarely ask their age
>after fap feel guilt and delete all the hypercam recordings

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This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts, rerards?
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What's a rerard

You made that word up admit it
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This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts? Regards? Insight?
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His nipples look like they're trying to escape his chest.

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>be me, from belgium, 22 yo, khv, no friend, no family, dropped out of high school, unemployed, ugly
>have to pass a theory before passing the driver licence test
>you can only fail this theory two times, then you need to pay 100 euros for 12 hours of lessons
>you have 50 questions, and you're allowed to make 9 mistakes
>tried once when i was 20 years old, got 39/50
>decide to get my shit together and pass it again now that im 22
>study for 3 months
>go there, get 40/50
>even stupid muslim shitskins that barely speak our language passed this shit successfully
>i know nobody that failed two times, and 90% of them didnt study as much as me
>all the jobs in my city require a driver licence so i cant even apply and because of that i will probably even lose my neetbux
>tfw eternal loser, why am i even trying
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>>38342238
>could only have 7 mistakes
>got 46/47
tough luck mate
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>>38342238
Where you from anon, I'm in Brussels. Nice to see a fellow belgian robot.
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>>38342632
Does living in Belgium lend itself to robot behavior?
At least you can get a rent-a-whore (or drive to NL dunno how it works on your side)

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>talented motion graphic designer
>becoming homeless for reasons

anybody wants a motion graphic video? hire me bros im gonna die
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>>38342167
>looks the other way
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>>38342182

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DONT LOOK AWAY DONT GO HELP HELP HELP
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>fell for the arts and media career meme

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Why is anime not a bannable offense on /r9k/?

It has nothing to do with being a robot.
Neither does porn.
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>>38342164
"Being a robot" has nothing to do with /r9k/ either.
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Omg you're a retard. Robots love anime stupid
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>>23675599 should answer your question.
Will that be all?

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>over 200 people burn to death in oil tanker explosion in Pakistan
>Nobody cares
>80 (probably non-white) people die in a fire in London
>Nobody cares and the number of the dead victims still isn't clear
>UN designated hospitals are blown up even when they're telling them to stop
>Nobody cares because those bombs were made by Christians so they don't kill people, they only hug them to death

>7 white people die on the London bridge because a van hit them
>WOW WHAT A SICK ATTACK HOLY SHIT. RACE WAR NOW.
>some guy waves a knife in front of the parliament
>SICK. HORRIBLE BULLSHIT

I sense a pattern here. Things only matter if white people die.
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Ofc it does, do you see us crying about all the cows being slaughtered?
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>>38342161
wow! people care about their own group over others? who would have thought! it's not like this is proven time and time again when different human groups intermingle!
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>>38342161
great bait m8te

>created astronomy
>created written language
>advanced the beginning of mathmatics
>created medicine
>literally were the first human beings

..

>get treated like trash in 2017
White people have no respect for their lineage.
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>>38341984
Fuck off neckbeard, don't you have a cuck themed Tumblr to run?
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>>38341984
>despite being great at everything they somehow managed to get enslaved by arabs and whites
>live in houses of mud in this day and age
>eat biscuits made of mud
>commit murder and rape more often than any other race
What went wrong?
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>>38342003
This us the modern 21st century male folks. Ignorant and proud of it.

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>average lifepsan of a heroin addict is 50.
>fent+heroin is 30.
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>>38341802
who cares?
she sucks niggerdick anyways
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is it bad that those statistics turn me on?
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>Citation Needed.
Can you give me a link that proves your claims.

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what are your weird enjoyments anons? shit that is really strange or odd but you enjoy anyway.

>Enjoy playing games while listening to porn in the background
>not fapping but just listening to the shit acting or story
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>>38341695
I really enjoy jam and cheese together, especially on toast with brown sauce
am i a bad person?
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>>38341695
I really enjoy the sound of bones cracking, whether its someone cracking their neck or videos of bones being broken. i find the sound oddly soothing
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I enjoy trolling everyone I know on Normiebook

>Make tinder profile
>almost no matches
>Few matches that I have almost no one answers back
>Talk to one a little bit
>She wants to fuck
>Sends me a pic
>Is this thing
Should I?
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>>38341664
no, you'll regret it
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Just look at that house. That door, the wooden flooring. Not only is she a gross walking manatee who sends pictures of her disgusting body with ease, she lives in a shit hole of a house.
You will regret it.
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>>38341664
absolutely not whaty the fuck

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name a better anime opening than this one

you cannot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dyb9yrBd68
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>>38341463
Easy
https://youtu.be/KokfYulpSqA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQrDASSYKmw
I should really rewatch Zeta Gundam
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>>38341463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IynxXsaiwrY

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As a hispanic, how do I get an indian/middle eastern girl?

No other girls do it for me.
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>As a hispanic
pic related or find literally the fattest one you can lmao
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>>38341181
What can desi or arab women offer that spic girls can't?

Better off sticking to spics desu.
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Go for a pajeeta.
Make her spicy food.
Work hard.
Have a designated shitting bed.
Be a man.
Grow gross looking facial hair.
Her Sungbulli heart will be yours.
Remember to watch out for poo.

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>System update in 28 minutes
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Also general Runescape thread
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>>38341132
any anon want to have 25k worth of runes? don't play anymore i'm standing by lumbridge castle in a cow suit in world 381
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>>38341219
still waiting for someone to come by (also giving away rune axe)

3 week old baby left alone with three "nanny dogs". You wont believe what happens next!
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>>38340859
>Pitbull
>Infant
You just don't leave these things alone together
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>>38340859
Virtue signal Dog eats you like a pringle
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>>38342077
>>38342067

The dog was just poorly trained :^) There are no bad dogs, especially not ones that were bred for the specific purpose of fighting :^)


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