>guy goes to fuck his wife's best friend
>they're both there trying to shame him
>he doesn't give a fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHaon5aLLIc
You will never EVER be this alpha.
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>>35801285
why does she have a jewish stance?
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>>35801394
All women are Jews.
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>>35801285
>Using the phrase 'alpha' unironically
please go.
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>tfw my brother tortured the living shit out of me when we were kids
>probably majorly responsible for the reason I want to kill myself everyday and my incredibly low self worth
>I now have the privilege of watching him blossom into a massive chad with a literal 11/10 qt gf and a stem degree
>meanwhile I work at a pizza shop for minimum wage and have never in my life had a gf
Holy fuck why
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I'm really sorry dude, that must suck
I have two younger brothers with autism so at least I'm spared having to see them surpass me
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>>35801281
>working
FUCK OFF
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>>35801321
Fuck you fucking LEECH, stop using autism as an excuse to do nothing but act like a piece of literal human garbage
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Whites cant be robots, you need to leave
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>>35801251
I'm sorry you were born with poop colored skin but it doesn't make my struggles and less significant than yours
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Shitskins should leave 4chan, even the internet.
Your kind is made up for slaves
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>>35801300
Cmon you don't need to be rude
This is why these threads get made
Stop with your edginess
>ywn cuddle with a gf in bed and listen to ambient records
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>>35801213
>ywn pound a tight boipucci while listening to gf sleeping ASMR
w-why
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>ywn make love to a girl while listening to dream pop
it hurts
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>>35801213
Ywn do anything intimate at all
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How is it possible for her to be so beautiful ?
She is prettier than most girls on the Internet, God she's flawless.
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>>35801185
>her
>prettier than most girls
>she's
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Look how beautiful she looks!!
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He's a very beautiful man, yes.
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>2017
>doesn't smoke ciggies
Were you bullied in school, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
Yes? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>you get addicted!!!
You don't, if you're not an underagefag redditard and know how to smoke in moderation.
>it... IT COSTS MONEY!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack a day, fucking retarded cuckold?
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>>35801167
Daily reminder ciggies are for CHADS
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This is too cringey to not be a troll.
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>>35801167
>"It makes you cough and stink and die, TRY IT!"
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>Be 22 Years old
>7/10 Female with the Social Skills of the stereotypical r9k user only worse when in 1 on 1 conversations with non-friends
>Still a virgin because I never wanted to be with any guys, never went to any parties, still have not got drunk with friends
>as of now only 1 friend i talk to since high school ended
>Dropped out of college due to distaste of school and the realization that most degrees are worthless for what i wawnt
>Browse 4chan since 2006 and play games near Constantly when not at work so have lost social life
>Want something more from life
>Goes on a date with a Chad i used to know due to him being a solid 9/10
>On Date Realize i cant act normal is situations like this, and he has none of the same have interests
>He Flakes on the Date by saying he was going to the bathroom
>Pay Bill, and leave with the biggest scowl on
>Relize he was my ride so i have to walk
>on the walk home and realize was kind of spared from making a mistake thanks to lack of social skills.
>Returns to being a borderline neet
>23rd Birthday in 2 weeks
>Posts about on r9k due to not having anyone to talk about except for previously mentioned Beta Friend
>tfw almost 23, Virgin, 1 friend, and no direction in life
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>>35801162
>beg for attention on the internet to satisfy vapid, worthless personality
Kys and do the world a favor, or just grow up.
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>>35801162
Bla bla bla roastie
Bla bla bla girls aren't robots
Bla bla bla give me your contact info
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Why are you telling us when on the behalf of your sex you deserve all this, and more?
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Is Japanese BDSM the pinnacle of porn as an artform?
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>>35801124
I don't know man. Most of the time I fap on old white people fucking teenage jungle Asian whores.
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>>35801144
Any good links? I only know asianstreetmeat for this fetish
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>>35801150
Not really sorry
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Why haven't you moved out of your mom's basement and into a cozy cuckshed on wheels?
You could be pissing in bottles in exotic new locations on a daily basis, and earn enough shekels to buy vidya and figs year round. Impressing the DOT with your dakimakura and piss bottle collection will be the crowning achievement of your week. Get enough good boy points with your dispatcher, and you can get time off at all the biggest cons you wanted to go to, but couldn't afford as a NEET.
So, why haven't you earned your CDL to enjoy the comfy cuck-per-mile lifestyle?
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>>35801095
I was a long haul trucker for 3 and a half years. It was good for the first 1, but after that it was the same shit over and over.
Pissing in bottles and throwing them out the winder was fun though.
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>Highest diabetuus job
>Most old truckers are deaf
>Never heard of or seen a happy trucker
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>>35801095
He certainly seems to enjoy it
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How do I make my meals more nutritious? My parents drink a lot and dinner is usually just some chicken breast or some shitty frozen thing. I really prefer my meals to be like chicken, rice, vegetables, and maybe a side. I feel like I'm dying.
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>>35801069
touch your erogenous zones
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>>35801069
If you cook something different every night, but make like four servings of it, you can reheat it and have four quality dishes every night I guess?
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eat eggs
drink milk
make a sandwhich
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This 12 year old Kurdish refugee moved to the UK, learnt fluent English in 3 years and is working hard to become a scientist.
So do you still want to kick him out?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-39297577
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yes. I don't want the little shit raping my pure Euro women.
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>>35801001
for every one of these kids there's 100 rapists that come in so yes kick him the fuck out
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Why is the new liberal answer to poverty and low skill labor replacing them all with third worlders?
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Does sex with a condom count as sex? 2017-03-26 09:09:26 Post No.35800837
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Does sex with a condom count as sex?
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Your dick didn't touch her vagina so you might as well say grinding up against a girl is sex as well.
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>>35800837
If we're going to talk about technicalities then technically you dick passed you moms vagina at birth so none of us natural birth boys are virgins
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>>35800837
>sex with a condom
I remember grade school.
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>>35800972
>remember in middle school I used to make this joke regularly
>one time blurted it out to a girl that had a crush on me who asked if I was a virgin
>didn't give the full context, literally said I lost my virginity to my mom
>visibly disgusted, she runs off
>next day I'm called to the principles office and my mom is there and we have the most awkward conversation of my entire life
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How do I go from a small town to a big city when I'm poor
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prepare to be homeless for a while and hustle.
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Why the fuck would you want to live in a big city as a robot. It's filled with people, impossible to drive around, everyone is loud and outgoing, cost of living extremely high.
I would love to just move into a small town but sadly I'm stuck in this hell hole
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>>35801472
The homelessness is temporary right? I'll find a shit shack in a Mexican neighborhood right?
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Why are women just so fucking intolerable?
I am a retired Chad. I fucking loved pussy. After a few years of that, I came to my conclusion. Women should be disregarded. Buy an onahole or become a dick licker. Whay do you think Anon?
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>>35800790
Also a retired Chad.
Considering becoming a dick licker, but dead set on finding that retired Stacie who isn't as annoying as the rest of them.
Pussy wins today
But who knows what girl will annoy me tomorrow.
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>>35800790
>>35800895
>retired chad
get out.
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>>35800790
>be male slut
>complain about female sluts
whew
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i didnt see one up? whats wrong? are we loosin our autism?
god save us
here is a demonstration of who you would be in an imaginary world
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>>35800788
>isfj
>quiet
lol. stopped right there.
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>>35800788
wow that chart makes me sound like a superhero
t. istp
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>>35800842
>s
while you are at it you can GTFO my thread you normie