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How's that youtube channel coming along, anon? Making that big internet cash yet.
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>>37176596
Subscribe for more bad content. Buy my shitty overpriced T's. Like and comment to get entered for the weekly fidget spinner giveaway. Follow me on Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Google+, and Instagram. New videos every few hours.
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Youtubers ad revenue has been cut in half recently, and it's even worse for those voicing opinions, as politically incorrect ones are often entirely demonetized.
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Stopped making vids even tho everyone loved em. I kinda have a faggot voice so yeah. No motivation and my hdd is failing.

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>"What a great weekend Anon! Gosh, I'm worn out. I'm gonna go take a shower and then cuddle on the sofa to relax before tomorrow. Do you want to join me? We could turn out the lights and listen to your music or something if you want!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RCpqXqamuY ]
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>>37176590
I spend way too much time on r9k.

But what else is there to do?
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>tfw you hate yourself so deeply you would deny yourself this opportunity
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how do i into the cocktoe twins

i've listened to treasure and liked it but everything else seems inaccessible

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>one shot at life
>born with wide hips
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Me too, I hate how I look
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>one shot at life
>discover 4chan
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>>37176182
>one shot at life
>living in feminist america

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why the fuck does this exist at all?
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>>37176123

Not all 3d girls are as awful as Moomoo. Here. Have a better one.
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>>37176123
why do fat ogres like this decide to cosplay cute small characters? don't they realize they look disgusting and would look better in a character that shares their body type?
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>>37176279
she actually looks sweet, it just boggles my brain that a heifer decided to cosplay a loli.

>fast forward 3 years from my cheating ex
>I live in a flat, alone, in a big city
>I go to an engineering school
>18 at this point
>this school is not meant for me
>go into depression because of classmates and trash teachers
>I try to resist the urge to quit the school
>end up skipping almost all my classes
>now in february
>stay at home all day everyday
>only social interaction is with a guy I met on a forum
>go back to family on the weekends
>develop a true bro>little sis relationship
>no not incest
>now mid-may
>talk a bit to the only girl I know and like, like a good friend
>no intention of boning her
>she knows a girl I might like
>she talked her into liking me somehow for a whole year now
>bitch why didn't you say so sooner
>she gives me her number
>I send a shy hello
>we talk for hours
>litteraly hours
>late into the night, I've known her for 10-ish hours
>play a game where one asks a question, then the other
>"Anon when were you last in love with someone"
>"Well apart from you it's been 3 years now"
>smooth af
>prouf of myself
>no answer from her
>ifuckedup.jpg
>"R-r-r-r-r-r-r-really?"
>"Yea"
>learn more about that girl
>she's perfect when I talk to her
>we like the same things
>we play the same games
>we like the same anime
>she enjoys anime
>we both kinda hook up together and form a couple after 3 days of knowing each other
>still didn't see her or any photo of her
>talk with her everyday
>every night
>all the time
>I'm in love
>she seems to be in love too
>having a great time
>but I want to see her
>I manage to set a date up
>mid-june, her school is over, she has to study for her finals (she is 1 year younger than me)
>she has to go to her school to sign some papers and give back her bus card or whatever
>"let's just meet near your school and chill together that day"
>"sure anon, is 8am okay for you?"
>"yea sure"

To be continued, if you want me to tell the whole story, that is.
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>>37175471
Hey, cool blog :0)
-hotnana123
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>>37175471
don't fucking beg for replies you shitstain, if the story is good then just post all of it
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>we meet in front of her school
>I see her, she's not bad looking
>she could take care of her a bit more
>no makeup
>hair all tangled up
>she's still cute
>4/10
>it's raining, so we go near a train station
>shelter up outside
>we spend the day talking
>nothing romantic happens
>we tell each other the usual "i love you"s
>she texts some friends
>I text a friend of mine saying I want to kiss her
>he just replies "man up"
>man up
>kiss her
>we spend the rest of the day cuddling
>goodbye time
>ask her when will we see each other again
>doesn't know
>get a bit sad but promise I'll wait
>fast forward a month, didn't see her yet
>ask to come to her house
>her family wants to go to the movies
>they ask me if I want to come
>yes please
>go to the movies
>sit next to her, two movies in a row
>far from her parents
>kissy kissy
>go back to her house
>her family is super nice
>her mom kinda hits on me
>I find it weird
>don't think much of it
>go to her room
>it's nice and cozy
>we sit on the bed
>she asks if I want to have sex
>don't know how to answer
>her sis comes in and tells us dinner's ready
>relieved, go eat
>she caresses my leg with her foot under the table
>red af
>her mom asks "hey anon why are you so red?"
>just say "hot sauce" and rush for a glass of water
>realize my gf has no idea of what happened
>think about it for a while
>it was not her
>it was her mom

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Why aren't you living out your youth the way God intended for you? Why aren't you with a girl right now that is gonna make bad decisions because she's young careless and free?? What's stopping you from taking a girl out on this beautiful day???
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If I die young, the few people that know me will remember me as my young self. And if there's an afterlife, I'll be my young self for eternity. I cannot lose!
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Well for fucking one i have no car dickhead
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>>37175383

I work night shift. Also I'm a hopelessly boring person to be around.

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Daily reminder you have nothing to complain about. Your problems are minor compared to what people with real problems go through.
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meh, i have to live off of my parents as i am in a wheelchair recovering from a car accident.
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>>37175317
>people with real problems
if you mean african children or refugee scum. fuck off shlomo
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>>37175317
Fallacy
relative
privation
blah blah blah

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Which Oreimo girl is your type?
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Gokou
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>>37174759
Saori is best girl, she is the nicest and therefore best
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ruri, rest are trash

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>mfw not even video games are doing it anymore
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>>37174507
Just play superior games
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>>37174507
They stopped doing it for me when I turned 20.

Fucking rip. Now I just jerk off a lot.
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Same here I don't play games anymore because I'm too lazy I just watch youtube videos and jerk off all day.

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I stopped brushing my teeth consistently two years ago in a fit of NEETdom and horrible depression and I never started again because I remained a NEET and I think it's finally starting to catch up with me. What do? Should I start brushing again? Will it even make a difference?
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>>37174384
>What do? Should I start brushing again? Will it even make a difference?

Yes, absolutely. I stopped brushing from about 12-14 and it ruined my teeth, because all I ate was sugary foods and cola. You need to start brushing and flossing immediately, because it will do you a world of good, and prevent further decay. Go see a dentist straight away.
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>>37174384
as
>>37174491
you really need to start brushing your teeth. now
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>>37174384
ya brush n floss n see a dentist

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Who's the most interesting person you've ever met on the internet? Have you met any unusual people?
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Probably this schizophrenic woman I talked to on /b/ a while back. I don't talk to many people on the internet on a personal level though
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>>37174346
Why her? Describe more.
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>>37174386
Was a sex slave for a while, told me about her lengthy institutionalization at a psych ward. She was just an interesting gal. A bit fucked in the head though, but it adds character

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>go on r9k
>its literally b with porn and ylyl filtered

care to explain?
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it used to be a decent board until redditors ruined it
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>>37174330
Je n'think so
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>>37174368
you wouldn't would you reddit

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Should I stop smoking? I like to have about 5 cigarettes a day. Really like them with coffee.

Basically I just dont want cancer in the long run but at the same time i need to find me something else to entertain myself with
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>>37174123
If you like them with coffee you should try them with coke or ecstasy.
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>>37174181
Not OP but smoking on ecstacy is the absolute pinnacle of comfy. I'm not even a regular smoker but I will smoke entire packs in one sitting while rolling.
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Yeah I've accepted the fact that I have cancer. I have been exposed to some nasty cancer causing carcinogens and i smoke daily so I'm gonna be dead by 45

ok ill start
after watching the movie "the Truman show" I always feel like I'm in a tv show, and when I'm alone and I see a surveillance camera I will just say something random like "don't do drugs kids" to inspire the kids watching my show.

any of you guys do this? am I in a tv show or am I just retarded
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Both

Orangutan

Originl
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For whatever reason, I get internally pissed when people eat slow as fuck. I guess it's because back in 2015 when I was in military school we were forced to just shut up and force the food down super fast.
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>>37174166
yea i hate sloweating people

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Does anyone know the key? Is there a trick to it?
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jus b urself bro thats wat works for me
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>>37173876
How do I know who I am? Enlighten me.
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>>37173816
Stop over-analyzing yourself. Literally not a single normie has such self-awareness. But not to the point of becoming an insane derelict, just drop the negative, fatalistic judgements ("I failed because it happens to everyone but I can do better" instead of "I failed because I'm a pathetic failure and there's no way out of it"), yet try to be honest about yourself and attempt to become someone you will undoubtedly respect (i.e. just lift and read books). It will take time, but it should help your mental health.

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