>tfw you get called for an interview
Fuck guys, what do I do? I don't know how to interview at all. I don't even apply to jobs to get a job.
Fuck.
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Last time that happened (4 years ago) I took a nap and pretended like I accidentally slept through it
Jobs are for normalfags
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>>35379076
I kinda need the job though. It's just a minimum wage bullshit thing, but if I don't get some kind of income soon my parents are kicking me out.
I don't know how you guys survive without a job.
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>>35379153
I was under threat of being kicked out for two years. Then my parents figured something was probably wrong with me and made me do a bunch of psychologist bullshit. Ended up being diagnosed autistic. Everyone accepts my neetlife now. 10/10, would recommend
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NEET and robot /recovery/ thread 2017-03-08 05:19:53 Post No.35379000
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NEET and robot /recovery/ thread
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>ctrl+f recovery
>tfw no recovery
>tfw still a NEET
>tfw no idea how to rejoin society
discuss recovery struggles and successes
>Discord for recovering NEETs and robots
https://discord.gg/G9zzg8S
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too early 2 die
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with each passing day, my will to continue this inane, and hopeless NEET way of life dwindles even more
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>>35379000
I just became a neet last month and holy fuck why would anyone ever want to recover from it? I have so much free time to do whatever I want whenever I want. I no longer have to be somewhere every day at specific times or else beg for permission to have time off to go out and do things. I'm so free, it's amazing, why would anyone want to go back to slavery is beyond me.
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lF YOU NEED A FRlEND
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DON'T LOOK TO AA STRANGGEEEERRR
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>>35378980
>decide to put this song on
>see this thread almost immediately after
meme magic is real
YOU KNOW IN THE END
I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
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AND WHEN YOU'RE IN DOUBToriginally
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>tfw be 9/10
>Tfw have no gf
I thought handsome people like me would get a gf easy
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You have to actively seek them out anon.
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>>35378817
Are you hung and/or rich? Real women only want those two things.
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8/10 here, girls are too embarrassed to talk with me or even look at me.
I'm too autistic to talk to them, never had a gf.
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>wore my cum rag shirt to uni today
>people noticed
what the fuck do i do anons?
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>>35378807
>your least dirty shirt was a cumrag
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I did this in HS OP though I may have been too liable to blend into the scenery for anyone to notice. I have naught to offer but this story and my condolences
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>>35378807
Wtf were you thinking you retard
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I just wanted to take a moment and compliment all roasties out there for this marvelous day! Happy Women's Day!
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>>35378785
It is quite telling that women think they are all these things by default. Just by being a woman. It is some kind of complex, I think.
Being a woman revolves around dressing up and trying to impress men by looking good. Deep down they know that this is a very humilating and pathetic thing to do, so they crave this ridicolous praise for doing absolutely nothing.
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>>35378785
Let me respond by saying
however ironically youre posting this is how ironically im going to tell you to kill yourself.
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>>35378837
Sometimes I genuinely think 90% of women our age (20-30) would kill themselves before being able to live one full day as a non-Chad male
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>Be 20-year-old Persian guy
>Born and raised in Sweden
>Walking home from the university
>Late, dark and snowing like crazy
>Swedish woman walking with a gym bag 20 meters in front of me
>She's walking the same direction as I am
>See something fall out of the pocket of her jacket
>Approach it
>It's her wallet
>Pick it up
>"Hey! You dropped your wallet!"
>She glances back, but keeps walking
>Start walking faster to catch up to her
>"You dropped your wallet!"
>She looks back again
>Hold up her wallet to show it to her
>She starts walking much faster
>"You dropped it!"
>She looks back
>She starts jogging
>Start jogging to catch up to her
>"You dropped your wallet!"
>Almost caught up to her
>She looks back and screams "I will call the police, you fucking immigrant!"
>"No, you dropped your wallet!"
>She pulls out pepper spray from inside her jacket
>Stop and back up a bit
>Hold up her wallet in front of her
>"You dropped this."
>She sprays my entire face
>Drop her wallet
>Can't breathe
>Can't see
>Coughing like crazy, the pain is unbearable
>Try to grab on to something
>Fall to the ground
>Hear her say "Oh, thanks."
>"Help me!"
>She walks away
>Get back up from the ground
>Fall again
>Get mud all over my body and clothes
>Can barely see or breathe for five minutes
>Crawling in the dirt while trying to regain my composure
>Finally get up
>Walk home looking like shit
Fuck Swedish women, I should've kept the wallet.
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Things that didn't happen: the Burger pretending to be Swedish post.
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>>35378723
ITT
>approach swedish woman
>hey girl
>"sorry, not interested"
>fucking swedish women dirty kaffir
please get out of the country
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>>35378723
You should have said you are an afghan refugee. Swedish sluts love refugees
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You and I are connected. As you read what I've written, know that I've written it for you. You are my brother, distant though we may be. I know your pain; I know you feel alone sometimes. I know you've made mistakes and I know you've suffered from the mistakes of others. I know its hard to hear this, but I want you to know that I love you. I will always love you, no matter what you do. I will always forgive you. I will never abandon you. You are worthy of love. I know you have love inside you and I hope you can feel it now, even just as a glimmer. Let yourself love. Its okay if you can't right now, don't give up. Thank you for listening.
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>>35378689
>know that I love you. I will always love you
thats were you're wrong and need to stop talking and using that word so frivolously
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>>35378707
It's not frivolous. Its the most serious use of the word. I know you deserve to be loved and that people haven't given you that treatment. I can't fix what they've done, but I can change my own attitude. I choose to love.
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nice good ok thank *cums*
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Stop making me look at pictures of dicks.
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>>35378663
I agree it really disgusts me. Ruins the comfy experience.
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I want Pinker to ravage my boipuci with his shriveled up mutilated jew cock.
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>>35378663
Don't tell me what to do, Stephen Pinker.
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>tfw no evzone bf
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>>35378653
Oh no he's back again
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>>35378653
Watamote sama
YOu come back :)
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>>35378653
Thanks, Doc.
I am the best of the best, defending Olympus from invaders.
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Hey lil bro, why aren't you with your friends?
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>>35378614
>implying i'd leave my room
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>>35378614
>Implying I have friends
originally, of course.
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>>35378614
>implying I'd leave my room, have more than one friend, and have a house as nice as that
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The Sengoku Jidai was a time of war. But those who say Japan has never seen the like have short memories.
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>Taira
Eat shit, Fujiwara are the best.
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if our ruler is to become shogun, military ruler of all japan
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>>35378775
thats a funny way of spelling 'Kamakura Minamoto'
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Post your ideal gf. 2D is okay too 2017-03-08 04:53:17 Post No.35378556
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Post your ideal gf. 2D is okay too
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Mine: asian girl, skinny, will play computer games with me and cook me food while she is naked from the waist down.
Look like pic related but with glasses.
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>>35378556
I've never felt that feel of ever feeling the feel of wanting a gf.
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>>35378556
>Clings to me forever
>Completely obsessed with me
>Wants me to take care of her
>will play computer games with me
Bonus points if she acts a little quirky or childish.
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>>35378556
Couldn't find any pics but
>light brown skin
>light brown curly and short hair
>white facial features
>brown eyes
>5'9
>both domme and sub
>yandere
>a bit psychotic
>dresses in shit like oversized hoodies and sweat pants
>healthy weight
>always happy and cute
>supportive of all my bullshit
Unrealistic and such a girl probably doesn't exist, but a man can dream
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The other half of the picture.
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Pure poetry OP. Well done
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>>35378534
Why do we wear the masks?
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I chuckled but I don't think I understand the message
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>reclusive autist
>decide to venture outside and go for a walk
>sitting by a pond to have a smoke and be alone
>hear voices behind me
>group of obnoxious local children are approaching me
>they appear to be shouting something at me
what do
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whip out le cock
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>>35378523
Run at them with a flaming branch.
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>>35378539
dont do this
i did this a
you dont wanna do this