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Psychological Issues #86 2017-07-06 06:31:48 Post No.38192581
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Psychological Issues #86
Nick (ID: !!fj+6JtTXdtt)
2017-07-06 06:31:48
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LXXXVI
Use a name in the namefield.
I'd like to take the time to discuss a problem about this thread, and more generally this board. If you put several people with the same delusion, they will believe that their delusion is indeed completely normal and common. The concentration of false or twisted core beliefs will not benefit the people who have them; instead, it will reinforce the apparent authenticity of such beliefs, even when they are completely off the charts. I'd like you to keep this in mind when you discuss your issues with other people, in this thread specifically, but also on this board in general.
Another point I'd like to address is the issues of trolls, who seem to be anons who tried getting help from me but for a reason or another, did not, and are now angered to the point of posting in every single thread to voice their discontent.
Angry anons, I heard you, and I'd like to make it up to you in whatever way you see fit. Sometimes I cannot respond to everyone, when the thread gets popular, and I do leave some posts to the regulars, or don't comment much, just so I can keep up the pace. Sometimes I'm 20 minutes late on every post I respond to. I am sorry about it, but I don't have a solution to this problem just now. So yes, sometimes I'm very curt, and sometimes I can't stay in my own thread. Since the thread happens often, I generally assume that you will come back and try again when there are less people posting.
It's up to you.
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Hey Nick
Can you recommend something for me to read about mother issues? Like for example, you want a girlfriend to treat you like a son and a mother in turn etc.
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>>38192779
Try reading about attachment styles. That might be what you're interested in.
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>>38192807
Thank you. Are you an actual psychotherapist or something?
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>Uhh anon, that place is reserved for Chad. Go somewhere else.
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>>38192295
You have no right to force me out of this seat. For all I care this is the property of the corporation/education body/ government which bought it. You have no right to make such claims, my friend.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORES I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO A STREAM
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>>38192295
I once had something like this happen to me. I just grabbed the fucking seat and they all left.
That was a good seat.
how's it hanging lads?
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>be 28
>failed a driving test
>drove to the gym
>girl gives me that "fuck off creep' look
>girl at DMV looks at me like I'm subhuman
>on my way back home almost get shot
>come home
>find out mom burned the special meat I bought and I was going to cook but she took it in her hands to do it
>tfw my plants have been killed by dog who dug them up
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>>38191524
I became a wizard today
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>tfw first time in barbershop in years
>tfw awkward interaction with the lady cutting my hair
>tfw look young asf
idk what to feel bros
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Let's talk about drugs.
>What kind of drugs do you take?
>Which drugs should be legalized?
>Any interesting stories you might wanna share?
Also, I'm gonna smoke weed with my friends tomorrow. The first and only time I smoked it before was when I was fifteen. What should I expect? Anything I should keep in mind?
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casual noobie experimenter here, I drink a fuck ton, weed is cool, have been on codeine a few times in the last year (it is cozy as fuck, I have never been as comfortable) and want to get back into hallucinogens sometime next week with my cousin.
With weed, nothing really others than to try and go into it calm like you would with any psychedelics, if you go in anxious it's not going to be any fun.
Most drugs should be legalized IMO, it prioritizes safe use and rehabilitation instead of aid needles and ridiculous jail sentences for relatively little amounts of drugs for seasoned veterans.
Not really my drug story but one time a roasty was trying to get in my pants while on mushrooms back in HS, her sitter helped back her off, it was odd to see how horny and thirsty some women get under their layers of composure. (ie it was pretty rapey, but I'm not a standard robot, I'm more on the other side of the spectrum if anything so it wasn't too unusual for me)
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>>38185757
>be me
>take shrooms for the first time
>sit and listen to rave music for an hour straight seeing floating letters on the walls of my dark room
>feel an urge to move
>walk around the flat
>stare giggling at ingrain wallpaper for 10 minutes
>suddenly want to socialise
>01:00 AM
>whothefucktotalkto.jpg
>one of the only people i know is a stoner with basicially no life
>text him
>meet him on the playground in my neighbourhood
>have an innane conversation but shrooms make everything interesting
>go home two hours later
>felt understood by another human being for the first time in my life
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>be 15
>just started smoking so tolerance is low
>hot as fuck in the house
>had a roll on bottle of icyhot
>proceed to rub on my hot parts arms, armpits, etc.
>feels fucking amazing
>go all in and coat my dick and balls like I was painting a house
>worst feeling imaginable
>run into the shower crying
>hot water makes my balls cold and cold water makes my dick hot
>spend next 30 mins switching between the two.
After I got out had a pretty intense jerk. Exclusively jacked off with icyhot for about a month till I learned I was making myself infertile.
>Fembots, please describe your perfect boyfriend and you might never know he could be in the thread
>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Race or nationality
>Personality
>Interests
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>>Age
at least 65
>>Height
5' 3" or under
>>Weight
at least 200lbs
>>Race or nationality
African American or Latino
>>Personality
Selfish
>>Interests
Magic The Gathering or similar collectible card game.
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fuck all women, you should all be lined up and shot right away
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>Age
25
>Height
6'3''
>Weight
230lbs.
>Race
Black
>Personality
Confident and outgoing
>Interests
Beating up sissy white bois, stealing, and generally causing trouble
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Looks like it's that time of day again
pls r8 at least one chart if you're posting yours
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templato
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Coca Cola is not a drug but coke is nice.
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original post in an original thread. originally.
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What're your guilty pleasure memes, robots?
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Cheap prostitutes so I can hug a woman
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>>38198581
Harambe memes, nicca gone way too soon
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r9k in general never gets old
When did you realize males were better at being female than females?
Might just stop bothering with women and find myself a cute and loyal trap
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The bible says being a fag is an abomination and says to kill fags
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>>38198268
They dont need tits. You're right but traps are the womany gays
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>>38198268
Traps are like women, but literally mentally ill instead of just normal woman crazy.
And they are clingy in the extreme. And you can never unsee the stubble, the hairy ass, the adams apple, etc.
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Whatever happened to Angry Homo Kid? What became of him?
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>>38198202
He's a woman now.
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>>38198202
probs a huge fuckboi
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Fell for tranny meme, it seems.
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When will the real Connie get here?
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Will the real Connie please stand up?
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>>38197948
PSA: don't forget to put sage in the options field to help lower the garbage.
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Is it better to be ugly and suave, or handsome and awkward?
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>>38197857
Unless you're both you are fucked
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Handsome and awkward here. Wouldn't trade it for something else.
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>>38197857
Handsome and Awkward, humans are just that more shallow.
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SAM HYDE DOXXED AND EXPOSED!!! 2017-07-06 11:18:05 Post No.38197781
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SAM HYDE DOXXED AND EXPOSED!!!
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Holy shit /r9k/ what are we going to do? CNN doxxed Sam Hyde as the guy who made the Trump WWE wrestling gif.
Holy fuck he's fucked what now????? He didn't get away with it this time.
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>>38197781
is this real
because that's just funny as fuck, everyone already knows Sam Hyde is a jerk
everybody go home
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>>38197781
>488
>88 sturm st
he got 'em good
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>88 Sturm Street
No way CNN fell for this. Can't be a real tweet
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robots, how does one know how to swim
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>>38197759
my mom forced me to go to swimming lessons when I was 8, now is just like riding a bike.
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>>38197759
Go to your local swimming pool and tell some instructor to teach you. Usually you can do that at gyms that have swimming pool.
It's never too late, anon. I learnt how to swim when i was 16 kek
At the beginning i hated it, but now i love it
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>>38197759
I've been swimming since I was a little kid. It's the best, OP. Once you learn how it's really fun and it's not that hard to learn, especially if you dog paddle. Besides, everyone should learn how to swim just in case. Drowning would be so embarrassing.
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What would you do if you found out you were 6% Japanese? move to japan? embrace samurai ways?
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nothing would change o
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>>38197636
>What would you do if you found out you were 6% Japanese? move to japan? embrace samurai ways?
Learn Japanese first
I am 0% Japanese and that's what I am doing
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>>38197636
That'd be pretty cool, but I'm definitely not.
My parents are from different but both notoriously insular ethnic groups and so before them there was little to no mixing in either line
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>tfw 26
>the one girl I really liked is now getting married
>starting to feel like I am getting fucking old and all the women are taken
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>>38197476
is k because I am 28 but look like a 19 year old.
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>>38197502
Wtf are you Asian?
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>>38197476
I had a long term off and on ex that got married out of the blue. Married a fat dude.
Anyways, go for the younger nerdier grills, it's what I did
>been together 4 yrs
>been shit posting on this board for more than 7 yrs