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>>38174150
It was negative for both women and men.
Both have only become more unhappy as a result.

>>38174150
I'm not even going to attempt to identify "it"

Bisexuals are mentally ill as well as Whitebois who think Vietnamese Filipinos are "Asian" lol

>>38174181
Speak for your self nigger.
I got a house on the beach.
AND im learning how to do hydroponics and aquaponics for food growing and weed growing.
Fuck women they can enjoy the work force.
HAHAHA

>>38174120
In what universe are computer science geeks worth discussing ?

>>38174120
hardly, it's full of redditor beta orbiters now

>>38174120
Literally "met" one robot when I was in computer science.
Like every single other major is 99-100% normies

The music I write is good.

I'll land a job soon.

getting a job was a good idea.

I envy you friend. I truly do

>>38174042
Were they yours ?

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>>38174321
It was the nipple of a female

>>38173968
I seriously hope someone breaks into your house and murders you without stealing anything.

>>38173968
What was the job? Was he shitty at it? Why did you rub him out? Tell more please.

It's because they want to hire someone too good for the position.
One that doesn't call them for it.

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>>38173920
What a common fetish. Dig deeper mate. Also good evening

>>38173967
Oh? Good evening nonetheless.

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>>38174128
It's the simplest definition of sadomasochism I've ever heard. You've got the sickness of a true libertine.

It's just too mixed right now. I'll hear about good things in the news that make me feel like we have a chance at redemption but then again I find out that something else happened that makes my previous stance come crashing down.

Look at America, entire country is already being cucked by SJWs.

>>38173659
We're already in hell. Things will get better after western civilization finishes collapsing, and rebuilds

>smartphone fad

>When will the smartphone fad end?

I've literally never seen a more retarded and out of touch post in my life.

>>38173629

NEVER EVER, they're too useful.

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>>38173462
Imitate this and take a picture

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>>38173462
>have my 4chan settings saved on notepad
>have it copied to clipboard
>anytime I copy an image, link, or text I always go back to the notepad afterward and copy the settings
>this ensures that every time I ctrl-v my settings are pasted

>>38173589
>Not using 4chan-x in 2017

>>38173431
I do not, I am considering getting a tattoo however.

>>38173431
Tongue piercing.
Just put tunnels back in my ears after about 6 years of not having them in (just fancied a bit of a change).

Used to have nose ring and lip ring but fucked those off like 10 years ago.

Does Chad get to stick his peepee in her ear?

Ask her if she's ovulating

>Message not original???

>>38173428
It's easy, son. Just walk up to her, stand straight, look her straight in the eyes and give her a firm handshake. That's all it takes.

Don't mix work with personal life or you'll regret it.

>>38173367
how are jobs back in latvia, I'm scared to go back t b h

>>38173409
Not from there, but as far as I know it's as shit as ever. wherever you are you probably get paid more.

>>38173367
Does the baltic even have Internet?

>Masturbation
You should try NoFap my friend, You will become enlightened

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>>38173355
>I know that fat feel bro
I did some disgusting shit that I do not wish to post

>>38173355
Sorry but mine will trump yours and anyone else's

>be me
>probably like 12 or 13
>win giant plush dinosaur from fair
>eventually start to fuck it in a hole I created
>it has stubby arms like plush tit's
>put my mom's bra on this plush dinosaur
>use socks as condoms
>tittyfuck it
>get caught taking it from my parents room to my room (used to fuck it on my parents king-sized bed)

Honestly, the human sex I've had was probably better because of that dinosaur. Honestly getting a little horny thinking about the old thing. It's long gone now though

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>>38173335
horrifying. disgusting. revolting.

>>38173335
a truly amazing photoshop sir

I love my roastie :3

>>38173205
Dude right?
No idea what it is but a girl in distress holding onto you is like the hottest fucking thing ever

My ex gf used to have panic attacks and would have to hide under her blanket in the fetal position and have me hold her until it passed, then we'd both be horny af.

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>>38173288
Something about them being vulnerable and broken and needing you to be there for them.

At that moment you feel like their whole world.

Especially if the girl is someone strong in real life, it makes it even more deep that she trusts you enough to cry around you.

Seeing their eyes brim with tears makes me so emotional yet so powerful.

>>38173374
Yeah I know what you mean. Usually though that doesn't translate so well irl. Most girls who'd do that shit are pretty crazy, my ex I was talking about was bulimic and would have her anxiety attacks at the smallest shit like worrying about 1 too many calories in a smoothie.

I mean like you said, it's hot as fuck to feel like this girl trusts you so much to show that emotion around you but again, girls who do that for real often use that crying shit to just get what they want out of you.

by god does it work