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>tfw that guy died because he didn't actually know how to look after himself in the wild

>>35994550
Yes but not dying like a nigger from niggerland

>>35994550
I'd probably die, the winters here are pretty cold.

>>35994520
if you have a tight frenulum it's probably not worth bothering, just get the surgery. make sure it isn't too tight a circumcision though, leave some skin there.

I had the same problem, tried stretching for years to no avail. Sorry man.

>>35994593

No.
I'm not getting my cock mutilated.
It's so annoying, so frustrating. I want to fucking kill myself.
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING GOD DAMN IT

>>35995011
post pic my dude
originili

>things that never happened
fuck off

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>>35994505

Fuck off, this is my gf

>>35994487
Oh look, its this thread again. You should probably take this old shit over to >>>/b/

>>35994468
it's possible to go back after becoming a robot. just hang out with normies and you'll be dabbing and saying "lit" in no time kek

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I realized it a few years back when my mother didn't even ask me who i was going to the prom with. She already knew that i would stay home alone as usual

Until then i had always been a mentally ill, socially inept loner, but i still thought there was a change i might one day become a "normal" person. Obviously that never happened

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>>35994468
In elementary school when I was diagnosed with depression and ADD (autism) and I was out in a segregated classroom for the most violent and psychotic kids.

You can probably guess how well that went. And now I'm here wondering where the best place to get heroin so I can OD would be.

Fuck this life.

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>>35994399
Such a hypocrite.
Don't you feel any shame ?

>legions of unwed and aging women desperate for a husband and provider

Tfw feminism was the greatest tool for the liberation of men.

Tfw you were baited and out smarted by the master gender once again.

>>35994399
I'm here w u senpai

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>>35994395
Wong Kar-wai makes great kinos tbqh. Lookie here it even says it right on the box

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>>35994395
>kino
what's that?

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Anything Malick. People like to make fun of him, but personally I can't get anything other than pure kino from his flims.

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Nothing good lasts forever anon. Such as life, you must enjoy what you can here and now before it is all over.

I will help you out, my virgin friend

>costly (take her on dates, buy her gifts)
A lot of times girls will go half, it's only really the first date that I am guarenteed to pay for
>Mentally wearing (always gotta listen and deal with her problems) don't bullshit yourself, you WONT have patience and be a "nice" guy after a while.
But then they're there for you
>Other guys/Chads will be checking her out and trying to fuck her when you're not around.
It doesn't matter if they are trying to, as long as you do your job right they won't fuck her
>Her friends will talk shit about you and try to convince her to date Chad instead.
This only happens to you
>They bleed for a week but don't die.
Blowjob week is so terrible
>Risk of getting pregnant, unless she's on the pill which you must trust her to take everytime.
Pull out method works
>If she gets mad at you, guess who she will go see to bitch about you? Especially vulnerable on periods.
Probably her sister, unless she's dating an insecure weenie like you

Have y'all ever had experience with atleast one gf or practice gf? It's not gonna be like how you think it will and worest of all.
I've had a lot of girlfriends

>Breaks up, she gets fucked like crazy by all the Chads, calling them daddy, and talking about how much of a loser you were while you jack off in your sadness to her old nudes.

You keep picking whores as girlfriends if this keeps happening to you

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>>35994528
Don't fall the 3d women meme
They're all liars and deceitful degenerates
Not to mention they're all insane

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>>35994361
bost ist ebin DD

you guys should check out this thread, it's like a woman hate / normies rreee thread you guys have her xD

http://krautchan.net/int/thread-39515599.html

God fucking damn it Bernd why are you spamming the link to our secret club here?

>Mfw I came and filled out a whole captcha just to say this
>Mfw I'm on 4chan so I can say mfw now

>>35994354
You originally got it anon.

>>35994354
Then what do you call dudes eho fuck a different girl every week?

>>35994417
"Not delusional or broken"

>>35994350
There will be no comeback for me. I've lost all motivation, now I'm just hoping I can coast out on whatever grades I have so far.

>>35994350
>withdrawn from 2 classes with the same professor
kek

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First day of last quarter today (dropping out)

Leaving is what I do best, as I've done it many times now. And it is always this feeling of being in the "last something" that makes me want to leave. Last quarter here means I dont give a shit about anything.

What a great feeling. After my class today I'm going to go swim in a random hotel pool. Hopefully I dont get noticed so I can go there tomorrow too

Sadly there isn't any hope but suicide will always be something you can look at as a sort of destination or goal

You look washed out as fuck anon, when's the last time you went outside.

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>>35994310
What did you send?

>>35994349
it's too embarrassing to post

>>35994353

maybe try an anon board then for help desu

Stop talking about that Fag reality show meme President on my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>implying pizza partiers didn't spend massive cash on damage control to stay out of jail

He is at least trying, which is more than any other president in modern history has done.

I was expecting countless cockblocks from Congress but how they failed to kill Osamacare I will never know.

The day of the rope is coming for these insurancefags. I hope I can be a part of it.

Great advice! Thanks man you rally changed my outlook.

>>35994284
even though the phrase "just be confident bro" is treated as meme here, it's actually true

if you're confident you will have to problem finding a GF unless you're deformed

Are you talking to me? I have a gf.

>That one kid who got put into your group by the teacher and began talking about Pokemon and the one girl in the group left

>That gay kid who tried to commit suicide on Facebook after his dad made him cut his hair

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