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We need to make stoning great again desu

>>36690107
roasties at university are the top in the chain of women though.
not every girl can act like this.

>>36690107
How to get laid ,anon

Step 1:
Be a girl
Step 2:
Follow step 1

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>>36690083
THIS IS THE REEBOK OR THE NIKE

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But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control,
I want a perfect body,

I want a perfect soul,
I want you to notice,
When I'm not around,

YOU'RE SO FUCKING SPECIAL

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>>36690075
if it never gets any better then i will sink into depression again, except this time i'll give up. i will isolate myself and go mute

eventually i will save up enough to move away from everyone i know, i will discard all possessions, i will go to vegas and fuck a prostitute, maybe find out what caviar and champagne taste like, then i will kill myself

hopefully things get better

>>36690075
It's 5 in the morning and i'm about to masturbate to a picture of some traps feet. If this is it then I sincerely hope that I don't wake up

It is as good as it gets since everything is already planned out, and thank god for it. I wouldn't know how I'd manage if I still were to have hope for the future

I decided to never eat McDonald's again about two years ago. So yeah, about two years ago.

When I was about 14.

I'm 26.

>>36689946
>2017
>not being vegan

I didn't know relics like you still existed desu

I remember crying here all day on this bed.

Thinking of it makes me suddenly change
and I cant handle my emotions
Im starting to feel it come onto me again
as if Im living through it again

sleep on the ground, hug oatmeal and smell him. aroma therapy yeah?

>>36689980
you still remember my teddy bears name
cute

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>gf is bi
>have to worry about her cheating on me with fucking women too

kill me

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>>36689899
>IT'S THE PAST IT DOESN'T MATTER
personally i think the past do matter. It shapes them as a person. who knows. your bf probably misses dicks inside of him. You get what i mean op?

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nice meme
nice emem

/pol/ did this
"meme magic" did this

you want to be mad at someone, be mad at the people who made the bizarre online culture of a retarded political movement edgy and cool for normie teens

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>>36689896
im not sure how old "normies" has been around since before m00t popularized normalfag but that episode is way before 4chan was a thing
also you're a fucking frogposter that spouts "m-muh memes!" when normie and REEE was basically coined by redditors on 4chan with the whole rare pepes and gbp shit.
tl;dr you are the normalfag

>>36689896
this episode looks old honestly for like when it first started

why?

She looks goofy as fuck, with huge ass eyes

I mean I won't deny she isn't bad looking, she's a solid 7 with really cool personality

But of all jpop idols... Her?

Not a fan of her music. Capsule is better even thought they have the same producer.

>>36689936
I was kind of attracted to a girl with goofy af buck teeth when I was a kid, she was pretty good aside from that and my favourite pornstar has a jew nose.

Imperfections are endearing.

>>36689833
When do you leave dumb frog poster normie?

>>36689833
If you're a real robot at heart, then give it a few months, you will grow tired of the love game and will want to be alone again.

>>36690130
I sure hope not but I wouldn't put it past me

Where are you now lad
Im in the blue mountains

>>36689828
This meme is evolving too fast, I'm scared

We've driven past where we were at.

>>36689819
>can I still gorge myself on pizza and chocolate every now and then and stay skinny?
No. You're like a junkie, you wont be able to do that or you'll gain weight again.

Yes. Key words being every now and then. If you fall back into habit and make it a daily thing or have huge portions without any exercise you'll quickly gain the weight back, I myself have been slacking lately due to cravings but I'm trying to get down to 200 from 260. It's hard, mang

>>36689819
No, that's how people go back to being fat

>>36689782
Unless you dodged some sort of bullet... you didn't win.

HA HA HA beta autist

You can't win a game you don't play.

>>36690160
Unless we're talking about ThermoNuclear War.

>>36689749
Finally got into a relationship only for it to end not even 3 weeks later.

Other than that, nothing special.

Now I still feel like shit but don't even belong here

>>36689749
bought an xbox one in jan and got 20k gamerscore boy, became more stinky,teeth taste like dust.

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Worked 45 hours a week to save money. Flying to China tomorrow for to travel in Asia for a total of 4 months. Hopefully I'll meet some nice people on my way, wish me luck.

>calorie diet
are they telling you you're fat?

>>36689724
that looks pretty nice t b h. what is the very low calorie diet thing? are you fat

>>36689746
It's something my mom buy for herself.. i always get a few once im home..

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>tfw masculine vulva

You already have a mangina OP. And a thussy (throat pussy)

>>36690069
That's not masculine, it's just gross. Masculine ones are hairy with a humongo clit