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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
Looks like my family can't take it anymore. What do?
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>>36258263
move to china and hope the smog kills you painlessly
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stop posting this copypasta every day fuck
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I find myself spending lots of time on alibaba and drooling over all the toys they have. As a real gook speaking gookspeak and living in gookland it would be so much easier for you to inspect the facilities and have the stuff shipped. I've even heard of gongdong before so it must be a pretty big city.
I'm fucking tired of politics and people forcing it in their own lives but most importantly others lives.
I took part in the meme war "for the lulz" but now I've had enough because trump got elected and there is nothing that can change it. I'm tired of hearing people spreading propaganda (because let's look at it clear, people don't just share their political opinions anymore), i just want to be comfy on /r9k/, be at peace if you will, but there have to be twats who need to claim I'm a fascist now. Just fuck off, most people here just want to be relaxed but you just ruin it all.
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>>36258233
i miss the old internet
not even internet in 2006
the internet in 2011
the last of the comfy careless time
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>>36258233
Opinions are opinions, thus you can ignore any and all of them.
Also if you want to be comfy I suggest going to the comment section of a Lofi Hip-hip/chillhop video on youtube: Comfiest place I have seen recent times.
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>>36258281
I know right. I've been there in that time, lurking because i was 13, and everything just seemed relatively peaceful, some calling each other faggots but that was okay. But now it's gone to shit with politics. Those kinds of threads deserve to be saged or even better ignored. i'm so angry about this i can't help making paragraphs about it, fuck me.
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how do you deal with breakups?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4in53ltwhis
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>>36258200
You try to convince yourself you don't care, then you end up dreaming about her, wake up in the middle of the night feeling like shit, then you realizes you still love her.just happened, its been 3 months already ;_;
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>implying I ever was in a relationship
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By not getting into a relationship to begin with, normalfag.
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heh heh, world war three is gonna break out over a twitter flame war, and the entire planet will be utterly annihilated in the nuclear fallout, b-but at least our meme magic got a reality TV star elected, right guys?
....guys?
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you guys need to stop attributing everything to memes
twitter is a platform for broadcasting short messages. he could have just said what he tweeted and have it printed in a newspaper.
just because the medium used to communicate is the internet it doesn't make it silly or a meme
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>>36258191
This is exactly why I was supporting Trump.
Enjoy the madness anon, life and this world is not a big deal anyway, we robots... we are not well adjusted to live in society anyway, it will be fun to watch all of this burn, execpt lives bereft of power we have nothing to lose.
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>>36258214
but anything he says in press conferences or to the media goes through a rigors inspection and editing before they're said. Meanwhile his twitter allows him to post whatever he wants from his iphone while he's taking a shit.
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Food thread. Rate my lunch.
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>>36258185
w-what's the yellow stuff
potatoes?
looks p good
well organized too
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>>36258204
Potatoes yea. The brown thing is the last hamburger patty from this week because I ran out of buns
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>>36258185
i would eat two servings of it.
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What does it mean when you text a girl about something you're doing (in my case, model building) and she showers you with compliments? Is she trying to be friends?
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it means she's nice
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It doesn't mean shit either way. Words are cheap, actions cost you.
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What does it mean when you text a girl and show doesn't answer?
EVERY SINGLE GIRL
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>In my pyjamas
>Playing Katawa Shoujo
>Listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY
>Thinking about deep conversations with my friend
>tfwnogf
I'm ready for maximum feels. Share your feels with me, robots.
No bullying allowed.
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>Thinking about deep conversations with my friend
you are posting on r9k
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>>36258192
Making friends is good.
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Ugh kawata shojou is shit
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Lost my Virginity the other day.
LMAO CYA LOSERS
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>>36257971
>implying no one here has loset their virginity
Ummmm sorry but youre about to be disappointed
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>>36257971
>>36258478
GET OUT YOUI FREkAUNH NORMAL SCUM!
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>>36257971
lucky bastardd
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EMERGENCY Need to Blow my Load ASAP
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So, what's the quickest way to lose my virginity in the next few days or weeks before USA attacks DPRK (north Korea) and we all get BTFO in the Global Nuclear Hell-Fire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4g9Q26QkAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiQAkstPvbs
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>>36257950
OP here
my only standards are
>no STD's
>cute
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>>36258010
OP here again
definition of "cute" is negotiable
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>>36258070
OP here again
non life-threatening or cosmetic/relatively harmless STD's are also negotiable
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Most people like puppies, but girls seem to like them to the point where they might spend time with a guy just to be near his puppy.
Question: how can I have a dog that is always a puppy and doesn't grow up? I can only see two solutions:
1) Throw the dog out as it grows a get a new pupper. Not an option, I could never abandon an animal.
2) Get a dog from a breed that doesn't really grow much, like a chihuahua or whatever. Not an option either, I find those despicable.
Are there any other viable options? Like somehow have a perpetual rotation of puppies going through my hands without me having to abandon them or do anything cruel to them otherwise.
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>>36257893
Be one with the puppy.
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>>36257893
1. Get a pupper
2.When pupper grows,sell or gift it to a person who you know will care for it/love it.
3.Repeat.
4.??????
5.Profit
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Get a pomeranian
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>be me
>beta As absolute fuck
>don't really do much but masturbate and play the vidya
>chatting up girl
>she's cute and she's in one of my class
>didn't really build up confidence to talk to her in person so talking over 'Snapchat' (it's a normie social media app)
>trying to be cool and funny, think it's working
>Ask her out to watch a movie
>she says yes
>start punching air with pride, remember beta af
>We talk for a few more days
>While talking to her was also sending random shit to friends
>Ended up accidently sending her pic related
>Iwanttodie.jpeg
>Say sorry wrong chat
>she says lol but after that we haven't really talked as much
As hilarious as this is, how fucked am I?
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>>36257866
nothing a woman hates more than lanky kong, might as well get a wallet for that v card
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>>36257866
Boy, she probably already sent her orbiters squad to fuck you up. Ya dun goof'd, boy, run from the city!
Seriously, though, she probably don't mind and if she does, the she's not worth the hassle. Chill and see her reaction.
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>>36257866
Ya done goofed up
Lanky has no style or grace. Only a funny face.
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Fat women are subhuman
Fat men, on the other hand, are bros
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Can confirm. My buddy's "fiancee" is fat and an absolute cunt. I'm fat and uh... not a cunt. :)
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>>36257860
Agreed, but ugly people in general are annoying. EUGENICS COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS AAAAAH
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This is accurate.
t. former and probably future fat bro
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what does the vagina taste like?
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Septic death /thread
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>>36257808
is that a real pusspuss
it looks fake
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>>36257808
I'd say it's lemony. But not in a bad way. When you're eating out someone as long as it's not fishy you don't really give a fuck about what it tastes like.
Can you get brain damaged from being depressed for too long? I know for sure I don't think or do things as clearly as I used to be able to. I'm at a loss for words in my mind alot, where I just have trouble thinking. Sometimes my brain feels foggy too.
Also, I am far, far too young for this. I mean *far* too young.
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>>36257689
yeah depression and especially anxiety are predictors for dementia in old age
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I dunno but it feels that way
Change inspires more change, right?
However I also think that things can seem more permanent and dire than they actually are while depressed. Sometimes we become unreliable narrators.
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>>36257689
if you so integiegent whyare you depressed
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IS YOUR BODY READY FOR THE FIRST MAJOR HAPPENING OF THE YEAR?
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yes let the world fucking burn already
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>>36257675
What's happening? Is it exciting?
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>>36257835
NORTH KOREA NUKE TEST
TRUMP SAID HE WILL RETALIATE WITH A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE IF IT HAPPENS