>Lying in bed
>think of embarrassing thing you did years ago
>physical reaction because of it
>>35070519
Ive discussed this with many men, its completely normal.Brain is one powerfull bastard
It's extremely common among istjs, the solution would be to grow sone balls
>>35070536
>brain is a powerful thing
Which brain.
>have hot sister
>found her box of condoms
>she goes partying each weekend, gone for days
>every time i count how much condoms she takes to be used by Chad
anyone else want to share feels?
>>35070354
ask her for a mercyfuck
>>35070354
How many does she use OP
Should I just turn gay if I can't get a girlfriend?
>>35070232
>Should I just turn gay if I can't get a girlfriend?
yes
>>35070232
What makes you think you'll be any more attractive to men?
>>35070263
I don't know but I'll never get a gf so why not try dick instead
>try to pretend to yourself you don't miss her
>dream about her almost every night
>>35070222
buy a bodypillow and give it time
>>35070222
>go to high school and university
>see her everyday with the boyfriend she dumped you for
>everyday
>go home
>think about her
>sleep to escape
>dream about her
>mfw
>>35070355
Wow mate that must hurt
In my case the relationship was a LDR, so I will NEVER EVER see her again, don't know if this its good or bad...
I'm here to rant and seek input, robots:
Why the do people want love? I'm not sure if something is wrong with me, or if these emotion leeches are everywhere. Why do people seek to have any sort of deep personal connection at all? It seems like a waste of time to put time into a person that's just going to die and rot, for offspring to keep the same cycle running, getting you little to nowhere... or even more pathetic: act depressed that you don't have that life. All I want is work relationships and sexual relationships. Which is hard because women are mostly based around emotion (just look at the STEM field)
If you desire so bad to be with someone, ask yourself why and try to look past your emotional attachment on that one. Does it benefit humanity? At the least, does it benefit yourself? It seems like a treacherous search through Stacy's to find some impossible match, because you've crafted a desire so deep and you can't look back, with no real, good ending.
"I feel lonely" is nonsense and selfish argument. If you can't be self-sustained, and also collaborate with other humans on work in a deep way, or just get your dick wet and be happy, I just feel like you are a less stable human. You need to reevaluate life and think of something important to do. You were raised/scared into finding someone to be with, when I want people to focus on other real things.
Say for example you were really into a branch of maths. Would you really want to spend time talking sweet to some Chad/Stacy half your life, or would you want to be pushing the limits of human knowledge 24/7? What would make you more happy? Get your priorities straight.
I don't buy the "humans are social animals" bit either, this is either an evolutionary step, or im just defective and oblivious to it.
If you don't agree, tell me why your so desired love is necessary. All I need is my dick wet, and collaborating on work with other people.
Tired of these bullshit relationship threads, to add
don't worry, you'll get gf someday lol
>>35070172
>Why the do people want love?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnIGh9g6fA
>>35070172
>it's "INTP rants" episode
>what is rationalization defense mechanism
You spend a lot of time writing a thing which supposed to be not interesting. It's kind of sour grapes episode where you cannot reach grapes due to inability or fear but you talk yourself into believing that grapes are evil or unnecessary.
I became a wagecuck and realised that work is just not for me.
What the fuck do I do?
I can go back to school but eventually I'll just have to get back to work.
How do you robots deal with having to work?
I just do it automatically at this point (10 years a retailcuck)
I'm more or less dead inside, have no friends and while my job itself is so easy a literal retard could do it I constantly struggle with social interactions that ruin my sense of worth.
So basically we're all fucked
>>35070205
the job was actually easy to get through when I had something to look forward to.
Now I it lost its magic and I can't do it.
>>35070149
You need to live in a few select countries to have any chance at decent NEETbux.
Only way for you is to do some robot night shift work with minimal human interaction and hope that automated jobs will let global neetbux become more than sci fi meme.
How did you look like when you were a baby r9k? Post your pictures, I'll start by posting mine.
I'm Iranian btw.I'm the baby in the picture
>>35070036
Don't have any because I'm not at home but
> born with a head full of long, curly hair
> everyone thought I was a girl
> won some "state's cutest baby" award
Then I grew up and got ugly I guess
>>35070064
That shows potential to still look good anon. atlesst you don't get called shitskin even though you're white.
It all just sort of went down from there
Am good child
Hey anon. I bet you thought I stopped. It never stops.
>tfw no husky wan wan to be your best friend
>>35070032
KYS you sad faggot.
>>35070032
very well, what are your terms for best friends
>tfw you don't have to husky post because someone does it for you now
There's something deeply wrong and abnormal about us if we can't get a job or a gf.
Sex offenders get jobs and girlfriends.
Felons get jobs and girlfriends.
Literal down syndrome people get jobs and girlfriends.
But we do not.
...What the fuck is our problem?
>>35069974
when you try to breed perfect pokemon, you only keep the ones with the good stats.
we are the ones getting released in the wild.
>>35070011
Yeah. You might think you have good stats, but if you don't have the stats someone else wants, then you are useless.
>>35069974
avoidant personality disorder, progojallkd
>tfw having another NEET breakdown
Sometimes I have to do something not inherently enjoyable(studying, working out, etc.) to be able to enjoy things that I usually enjoy(video games, anime, shitposting, etc.) again.
Anyone else experience this?
>>35069905
I feel like that sometimes, but I'm usually too stubborn to actually do things that I don't like. It's refreshing when you can actually do it, right? I should try it again, working out at least. I suppose anything will get like that when you do it enough.
>>35069943
I feel like I'm paying for my enjoyment when I do things that I don't want to do and it just feels right. Like "everything in it's place" kind of feel.
Sure, it's a pretty common thing. It's why you see normies losing their mind when they get a week off work and they don't have the oppertunity to make Goldstien more pennies.
How do you cope with depression? I just keep masturbating but it is also a major factor since it weakens me.
Just let urself go
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. I just clutch at scant imaginings.
>Maybe I'll lose weight this time
>Maybe I'll get a decent enough job that I won't need bennies anymore
>Maybe I'll make friends
>Maybe I'll get hit by a truck on the way to work and it will all be over
I didn't, I let it consume me from the inside and now I'm just a rotting pile of flesh who doesn't do anything and is void of personality.
I eat healthily and at a deficit usually and junk food is a rare treat to me. I have decided for no reason really that this weekend starting this evening (I have no classes tomorrow) I want to really indulge myself with some super good and degenerate desserts, and that will be all I eat, and I can stuff myself and jack off a thousand times too. My heart is sort of fluttering just thinking about it
What kinds of food should I go pick up? I'm kind of feeling something like fudge right now but I know if I get only fudge stuff with no variation I'd get tired of it after one meal. And I mean, I'm thinking of just going to walmart, and they have good stuff I guess but it's just like packaged oreos and shitty donuts etc. I want something REALLY decadent and fucking GOOD. I could go to some ice cream/dessert place BUT that would require me to have human interaction where at Walmart I could use the self checkout machine.
>>35069879
Ice creams the holy grail of garbage, so get some ice cream, some pie of some sort, and eat the ice cream and the pie.
>>35069970
Ice cream melts tho and I have no freezer in my dorm
>>35070344
Nigga that's why you eat it ALL in one sitting. then use the leftovers to smear across your dick and use it to jerk off with.
Ice cream, Pie, S'mores, and peanut butter snickers. Get on it.
>no gf edition
ima koja cura ode?
ne. Ima srbin
>>35069836
Janja plz message me
>>35069894
sta ima?
>>35069898
odakle si? ja san iz splita
How do you guys feel about girls that are really close with their moms? Like, consider their mom their best friend, talk to them every day, ask their advice for everything?
Are you close with your own mom?
>Are you close with your own mom?
no. my mom tried to make me and my siblings into her friends but it doesn't work once you realize how one sided the power dynamic and the emotional support is. my assumption is that kind of relationship would be unhealthy.
to be fair, though, i don't really have much of a sense of what a healthy parent/child relationship is supposed to look like. maybe i'd just be jealous.
I have one like that available as booty call. It's annoying because she keeps wanting to bring her mom along on dates.
>>35070084
Funny, thanks anon blox
what are you guys listening to?
this song is comfy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMKN7W9uG2g
>>35069820
>Caravan Palace
Agh, dammnit. Now I miss TF2 again.
https://youtu.be/0c_mhrB7LlQ?t=4322
I'm 26 but have the mentality of a 14 year old.
>>35069850
Nobody's denying the beat is fire