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>>39623347
>She has been here

Could have

>>39623407
idk she's a sjw so she might have been here just to get angry but neet is a term in england no education, employment or training

Empty her bank account and run

I'm actually more attractive because I'm white

>>39623281
is he the nigger who called out boogie?

are we being raided by generic liberals again?

>>39623269
>Would you abort your unborn child if they had a disability?

Absolutely.
I do realize what a slippery slope that it is though, if you can abort a fetus due to imperfections, why can't you disown a child for being a failure?

This world is too complicated for me.

I'll leave it to the college marxist girls who have slept with literally 100s of guys and are completely selfish creatures deep down and just using various social theories to make teh world more hospitable to what gives them dopamine hits.

>>39623269
Well, personally, I would NOT abort the baby. A pregnancy like this comes along only once in a blue moon, so I would make sure it comes to term.

Junior was my favourite movie growing up, so I'm definitely keeping it.

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>>39623166

Alright kiddo, here is how you write an professional e-mail. I've tweaked your e-mail abit.

"Hello XXX,

I am contacting you regarding the following e-mail, which I have received from Professor X.
Please be advised that the e-mail is stating that "I know we have talked about your voice being a potential hurdle for directing or producing, but you've done such good work I'd like you to consider giving one of those at least a try at some point at seeing how it works out for you. It's your choice, of course."

Can you please be so kind as to give me some advice or tips in order to give a performance that will guarantee an approval ?
The reason why I am inquiring you about this is because of your improved/impressive portofolio in this field, and as such you are one of the best persons to advise me on this issue.

Kindly provide me with an response at your earliest convenience, so that I may prepare for the audition in order to give the best performance that I am capable of.

Best regards,"

That'll cost you some Filthy Frank videos, kid.

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>>39623166
>cromulent
originalio post

>>39623264
it's not professional, its to a classmate.

>>39623153
are you capable of truly loving someone?

>>39623163
Yes. I could love someone regardless of looks, money or status, so long as they were someone that was dear to me and was a genuine, loving person themselves.

>>39623153
Yes but only around 25-35% of them. Same goes for men. Most humans just mistake being horny for being in love.

Unemployment and isolation.

Vaped until I weaned myself from the sweet sweet nicotine.

Quiting 0nicotine vape was the easiest thing I ever did.

>>39623172
So how do I go about this?

>>39623128
why is anal the comfiest porn lads?

I had an emo gf when I was 13 but I dumped her because she was embarrassing to be around. She ended up with big tits and and fat butt so I regret it kind of.

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>TFW 5'0 slim goff gf

Fuck i guess i am

Haha wtf is going on in that pic, mr soldier is fighting the gay hordes alone

>>39623943
Hes being surrounded by an angry gay rally and reinforcements are no where in sight.

Eventually they will overwhelm and surround him.
When they disperse he will be wearing a dress and guady make up while waving a pride flag

>>39623100
Please do it's the only way to improve our brave USMNT

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>>39623100
Burger here. I'll let you fuck my wife. She's 800 pounds so it's impossible to find her vagina. I just fuck her fat rolls now, so I guess you better do the same. Oh, and watch out for my ooey gooey American fluids in those fatrolls. I can't bother to clean all of them out.

>>39623142
>Please do it
But how?

>>39623073
Go back to pol stupid nazi

Time to blast moon man.

>>39623073
Emmm pol is at the end of the hallway on your right

>>39623020
If you really wanted to die you'd chase the hurricane.

>>39623036
i hadn't even considered. that's a bretti good idea anon

>>39623036
how would I do that without my death looking incredibly retarded?

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>tfw we could have been them if it weren't for anime and 4chan

>>39622975
Porn is cool man. It's totally normal.

>>39623008

this even your mom does porn

Imao didn't read

>>39622964
lmao enjoy getting depressed in the span of 3-4 weeks after operation and killing yourself

>>39622948
how the fuck this kind of people manage to get a gf?

>>39622940
I think chess is a neat game but I'm not cool enough to learn all the openings, strategies, and whatnot.

I've been stuck around 1430 rating for months now

I watch a lot of youtube guides but I just don't seem to be able to get better and memorize things

>>39623677
Nah.I'm quite sure anyone could play chess if they put enough effort in practicing.You don't even need openings at first,just basic patterns,then some simple openings.The strategies are also mostly dependent on pattern recognition,too.You can do it if you try hard enough and play enough.

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It doesn't have to be reddit posts

yea lol imma bump this shit

Where's the happy ending in these images op