If you had to describe yourself as a flavor, which would you choose and why?
>Sweet
>Sour
>Salty
>Bitter
>>34738842
That pic is wrong your whole tougue tastes all of those things, not specific areas.
Also I'm a sour
>>34738842
Sour, definitely. It's my favorite flavor too. I can suck on a lemon all day.
Salty. I'm envious, and I like salty foods.
>try to start a conversation in real life
>get ignored
>try to start a conversation here
>get ignored
I hate this place! I wish I had somewhere I belonged.
>>34738724
But anon, don't you see? The fact that people are ignoring you means that you DO belong here. Not in the way that you might want, perhaps, but you're right where you should be.
>try to talk in real life
>people ignore and talk over me
>talk here
>get (you)s
just have something worth saying, anon
i know that feeling right talking to someone and then they look at you and ask did you say something.
I had a revelation that led to a shift in personality about a month ago, and I've been at peace ever since. Thought I might share it with you guys.
I had tapered off my meds as an experiment to see how I would do. I soon found myself in the lowest depression I've ever had, and I was suicidal. I went back on the meds and I'm back to my former mood. It got me pondering.
I came to the conclusion that the normie thinking about suicide is completely backwards. Suicide isn't for cowards. It's for people who are in such pain that they are able to overcome the innate drive for self-preservation.
There are many states of being that are worse than being dead. In fact, here is my insane conclusion. EVERY STATE OF BEING IS WORSE THAN BEING DEAD. It's just that nobody has the guts to do it themselves.
Think about it, if you don't have the guts to kill yourself, but death is better than life, then what should you do? Well, you should live a stable life until you die in a way that you can't prevent. That's "ambition". That's "the good life".
That's all it is. But it's fine. It feels better when you stop being delusional.
>>34738722
>it's another edgy 16 year old has an existential crisis episode
there are a few vanishingly rare lifestyles that provide an entertaining life
they all involve near total divorce from modernity
>>34738771
How old are you?
What do you do for a living?
What do you know?
What have you been through?
I am a 20 year old man. I was recently handcuffed and had my beer taken from me. Fuck this country
pic very much unrelated
>>34738620
We're going to need some greentext.
imagine if you'd been black
>>34738683
lol. they actually listed me as white on the ticket which made me happy cause i'm actually a halfsie
>>34738680
>be me
>9 PM or so
>playing drums in a storage unit I rented
>owners told me they had some complaints, I can't play past 11 PM
>ok
>it was 9PM, cops knock on the door
>i open the door
>discussion about the noise, I apologize
>they notice I have a thing of beer in the back
>one cop takes it, the other handcuffs me and starts reading miranda rights
>i don't say anything
>they drive me home and write me a ticket
what a country
I can understand // would be proud if they wrote me a ticket for the noise. But the beer, jesus christ who cares
>professor has everyone introduce themselves
>one chad speaks TWELVE fucking languages and is super good looking
>some girl has burns like she was in a fire as a kid or something and talks like Walt Jr but is not a virgin because she talked about her ex boyfriend
>professor gets to me
>I-I'm anon, I like movies and playing guitar
FUCK, I WANT TO KILL MYSELF, EVEN THE WHISKEY AND CIGARETTES DON'T HELP THAT MUCH
Hello, I'm anon. I play video games, suffer with severe depression, and like vaporwave. Please don't approach me
>Give your mock introduction anononononons
>>34738588
that's a fine introduction bro you just have to be confident in yourself
guitar is cool
what bands do you like?
>>34738629
Deftones
Tool
Korn
Limp Bizkit
Megadeth
Metallica
RATM
Van Halen
Rush
If you were given the opportunity to switch bodies with Elliot Rodger before the shootings would you do it?
>>34738572
Do I still have access to all of his belongings/personality? If so, yes.
>>34738572
so that moment right after he stabbed his roommates
Do I get to swap back right before I kill myself?
Because if so I'd go after the liberal brainwashing teachers instead
I've started dreaming of my ex-wife. Last night I dreamed that we had a wonderful conversatino and then we were in a car with two other girls I didn't recognize. All three of them were on their phones.
She has a kid now and I assume she is with the father. I haven't seen or spoken to her in seven years. I don't want to see or speak to her.
I felt almost unbearably sad today and I'm very confused by it.
She's just some chick dude. Get over her.
Why not treat yourself extra nicely today and do something fun?
I far prefer the word conversatino to conversation
Anyway I know that feeling OP, to some degree at least. Pretty sure my gf is going to break up with me in about 6 hours.
>>34738558
I really don't think she's that great and for a very long time I felt that I had moved on. Maybe I just wish all those bad things hadn't happened to lead us where we ended up.
Today I bought myself a shirt online for 15USD.
https://discord.gg/aCSAb
no normies
no nonvirgins
no weeaboos
that's it
come join
>thats it
you forgot:
no traps/gays
no succesful people
no higgus
I guess no one here will join then
BUMP THIS THREAD BITCH NIGGA
MFW people ask why I'm a virgin
that sign is really saying, "Help me....kiiiiilll me!"
>Athiest
>Jew
>>34738557
jew is a race
>be asian girl
>go to a food place with white bf
>asian guy is watching us and he gives us the stank eye
>tfw asian guys move away from us when we sit down at a table
Why do you guys have to be so racist?
>>34738496
>implying it was a robot and not an insecure faggot from /r/AsianMasculinity/
Us? What do you mean? It's natural to hate race mixers. Also don't reply, let your shit thread die
What about you don't give a shit
Show them the power of love
To anyone who's been friendzoned, at least you don't have it as bad as this guy.
that guys is way better looking than her
>>34738367
That dude looks gay desu, she is prob his fag hag
That chick looks like Weird Al
Day 1 of nogame have not gamed since 1pm already feeling withdrawal . any one else quit gaming recently?
doing minute one of nobreathe, i can already feel my life improving.
find some books to read, you won't even miss games if you get into reading. At least I don't.
>>34738364
The best way to do it is to play for so long that you eventually burn yourself out and lose interest in playing.
tl;dr Man anally rapes 16 year old; she forgives him; years later and share their "story"
In 1996, Thordis Elva shared a teenage romance with Tom Stranger, an exchange student from Australia. After a school dance, Tom raped Thordis, after which they parted ways for many years. In this extraordinary talk, Elva and Stranger move through a years-long chronology of shame and silence...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX_sO0nyM2M
>>34738362
>Rape
>Woman
Women can't be raped.
>>34738423
she was raped by tall chad
why would i watch a ted talk about anal rape? what the hell? is there anything more underwhelming? go read chicken soup for the soul or watch porn what's going on with this dissonance?
How would you decribe your mom?
Is she nice?
Is she hot?
>>34738313
>Is she nice?
no
>Is she hot?
no
she's weak and boring and polite
>>34738313
Fucked up my life but it's too late to hate her anymore she's old and sick, I will just stay with her until she dies and then an hero.
Also I'm not angry at her anymore.
Tell me about high school band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9L_9s3Tb9M&t
pretty accurate
you can tell the girl who made this only interviewed her friends
why did she record them playing scales though
also this band sucks musically
super out of tune, not together, bad tone
but they're highschoolers so what do you expect
>>34738339
connor's dad is filming the video