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>tfw I realize that I ruined my life by being fat in my teenage years
I literally could've been a chad...
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>>37826840

>was fat as a teenager
>still fat at 23

I never stood a chance
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Probably couldn't have been a chad but if someone had explained calories in/calories out to me as a young teenager I at least would've gotten laid.
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>>37827437
same. food is too good. i'll probably never lose the weight desu.

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>starting to call yourself 'anon' in your internal monologue
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Ha what a bunch of faggots,letting some online test give you meaning. Posting about your MBTI score like its some deciding factor on who you are. Yould be better off posting your zodiac sighns. Lmao stupid gay ass niggas.
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>Posting about people being pathetic
>on a mongolian carpet laying forum
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>>37826851
They are lower than pathetic. They are as stupid and lowly as the females they make fun of.
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>>37826904
ah yes, i think i understand what you mean. How do you feel when you see these MBTI threads. What would you like to tell the people that post in them?

>messaged local girl on reddit on a throwaway asking to do drugs
>mfw she actually replied

ok boys we got this, what's step 2
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ask her weight
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she added me on whatsapp
my text game is weak, I need some good lines

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Honest question.
Is there any reason at all to continue breathing as a dicklet?
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>>37826718
>Has boyfriend
>Should I "lie" or tell the so called "truth"?
The fact she has to ask this means she isn't ready for a relationship.
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>>37826718
Completely disgusting how can she just step over his bf emotions like if they are nothing? i can't call that savage animal human. Women are the lowest scum of humanity.
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I don't understand why a dicklet would ever confide or seek re-assurance from a woman. I just see them as animals, flash some bling, get them in bed and fuck them solely for your own pleasure. Once I was laughed at by some cunt and I just went mental and told her to get out. They're not human, don't put any value on their thoughts

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>using public computer
>windows performing update
>force shut down
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>go to library just to use their Wi-Fi to torrent shit
>never even seed
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>>37826659
>using aircrack-ng on close by networks
>normies use predictable passwords
>have 2 different networks to leech off from
>connect my laptop to one and my cellphone to another
>optimal speed, no money required

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*blocks your fuckin path lad*
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tfw no djeeta gf

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>mfw I sperged in front of my weed dealer
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>>37826520
I think they understand people are fucked up since they're just fucked up weed dealers anyway and mental illness involves some sort of addiction

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>tfw meet someone an /r9k/ fag who becomes my bf and then he dumps me after he gets super edgy
>tfw i wish i never had a bf in the first place now because i fucked up and let someone crush me
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>>37826510
Be my gf. I'll treat you right you rancid swine.
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>>37826510
Good normie. Now you should probably fucking kill yourself.
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>>37826510

Go for Chad, don't get mad.

sage

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>be me
>want to stop being hermit
>decide I want a gf
>one girl I use to know that liked me
>one of the remaining rare innocent girls
>still a virgin
>was going to take her on a date soon
>have to wait because I'm busy for a few weeks
>festival comes up
>didn't put much thought into it
>see her make an update on instagram
>she went to the festival
>it says "flashed big Sean and rock ross at festival!"
>Mfw
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>>37826493
these whores are not worth our time
its better to just be alone
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>>37826493
>big Sean
big sean is such a fucking boring rapper women will flash anyone on a stage
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>>37826585
>>37826778
Girls are from Venus, a place where logic does not live..

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Om egg ull time fagets. Post funny or interesting conversations you have lol
tags:r9k, robot9001
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bumpity bumpity donald trumpity

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Hey, if there's anyone from r/4chan reading this, stop screencapping our shitposts and putting them on reddit.

Now kindly exit my fucking board and go back to the normie web you plebbits
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why don't you go to reddit with your gay frog and tell them yourself OP, you will be sorely missed.
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>>37826470
>found the reddit fag kek

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what the fuck my negiour is swearing at her 2 year old

there again they probably here me smack talking at 2-3am with vidya
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>ywn take a qt girl's virginity
>a girl will never make herself endure pain to please you

How does this make you feel?
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>>37826413
Already felt bad, but I feel even worse now. Thanks.
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>>37826471
that was my intention desu

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*blocks your fucking path*
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>>37826390
DUH
MAEYENE
SUTUREEAAMEE
MEEEEEAAATEEEEUUURR

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