>girl with thighs like pic related sits next to me in the bus
>instant erection
How do I get better at controlling my urges in public, /r9k/?
>>38917898
Stop being 14.
originally
>>38917898
>150x200
>>38917942
I'm 25, anon.
>>38917946
Oh shit, I fucked up again. I can't do anything right.
>I'm having so much fun, Anon. I'm so glad you convinced me to go out with you. I just hope Jared doesn't find out...or my Dad!
>ywn have a girl put on makeup and wear nice clothes just to hang with you
>>38917746
I'll give you 40 bucks for the stool.
she's only cucking jared for "justin from canada."
we don't measure up.
i bought this a while back and ive been getting into it again, learn some classical music for 30$, go at your own pace
>>38917721
Sorry anon, not into classical
>>38917721
do you actually "learn" or just learn how to press the right keys when the overlords tell you to?
i like my comfy low-skill improvising
I found a casio keyboard at the thrift store and used it to play a bit of Synthesia, it was ok
I'm far too lazy/unmotivated to learn to play better though
Whats the sexiest erotic dream you ever had?
>>38917681
>tfw no giant viking daddy to spank my blonde haired blue eyes boypussy
I was turned into a furry girl by a futa giantess, she used me like a fleshlight.
>>38917681
No joke. I'm not even trying to bait.
>used to be big fan of MLP
>imagined being in Rarity's boutique sitting down in front of a stage with a giant pole
>Human versions of Rarity, Twilight, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash (not Applejack) show up in lingerie and start complimenting me and saying how much they want to fuck me
>they start stripping and fucking each other and dancing on the pole
>the kissing is so vivid
>I can remember the dream still, the sounds, the colors, the smells even
>they start looking at me
>only Rarity comes up and starts having sex with me
>it felt like real sex
>I've never had it before but it felt so real, like I felt a real girl, like I had my penis in a vagina, everything was so fucking clear
>wake up upon cumming in Rarity's vagina with her smiling and saying "I love you"
I came so hard. My sheets were covered in semen.
Do you ever wish you were a hot teenage girl?
Sometimes I envy lesbians
easy mode me, bitch.
hit me with your best shot, gods.
it seems like easy-mode, but that's only because you aren't factoring in a teenage girl's brain chemistry. It's not pleasant to be bombarded by erratic emotions, insecurities, social anxieties, hormonal mood swings, illogical impulses; all while living with a level of emotional frailty that makes cyber-bullying something that can't just be laughed off. If I could keep my own mature male brain, with a teenage girl body, in a 1st world country, that would be an easy happy life.
Why the fuck do normies hate shirts with pictures of cities on it?
>wear tshirt with city skyline on it
>"Hey anon! I had one of those shirts!"
>"Oh, cool man"
>"Yeah, when I was 3 and my mum picked my clothes haha!"
It happened another time when I wore another shirt with a city on it, not terribly different to the first, only this time with a stacy and not a chad
>"OMG anon why are you wearing that shirt"
>"What's up with it?"
>"IDK, haha" *pulls condescending laughing face*
can anyone please explain, i just dont fucking get it, pic related, sketch of the shirts
Why would anyone even want to have a random picture on their shirt? I've been wearing plain black/white/gray t-shirts my entire life and nobody ever made fun of my clothes. Stop being autistic, anon.
>>38917712
i just buy what's cheap in the store, shit like pic related is often cheaper than plain white stuff idfk why
>>38917739
this
have been wearing graphic tees for years
now only wear plain shirts
saved me so much worry
now I at least look like a normie
which nationalities make up r9k users and how Many?
we're all american black girls. duh.
>>38917583
People here are always surprised when I tell them I'm white South African. So I guess that I'm in the minority.
>>38917667
Heh. Just realized I made a pun.
Get a fucking job, you all whine that woman only care about looks but there's one thing woman want more then Chad, money.
Do you seriously think that the plastic skank is with Trump because she loves him !? The only thing she loves is his wallet. They may fall for the broke pretty fagboy at first but as soon as they realize he can't buy her tampons or whatever the fuck they want they'll dump him and end up marrying the creepy old rich guy.
"But muh love" if you're already here you'll never get any, you can only get a moist hole to fuck
>>38917562
>more then Chad
>then
stopped reading there
I've had a job for a decade, where's my gf OP?
Ok I have a job. What now?
Who else here qtbellyfetish?
>>38917536
post em if u got em
>>38917541
this is admittedly on the larger side of my ideal belly but still would 100% kiss/use as pillow for comfy sleep
>>38917569
a little lewd
The shit I fap to is getting more and more degenerate, PORN IS A FUCKING DRUG I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM COMPLETELY ADDICTED.
I may not be able to help you cuz im in the same situation, but take my rare pepe
>>38917462
Confess OP. What you fapping to?
>>38917462
I know how that feel, my progress for jerking off has been from teens, to milfs, to gilfs, to grannies, to bdsm, to midgets, currently it's ocassionally mature's
i feel bad
>come across faces of evil randomly
>rediscover all the YTPs
>laugh hysterically
>feel pathetic
>never matured
who else remembers this guy?
nice of Duke Onkled to invite us for a picnic, gay luigi
>>38917476
remember the Dr robotnik penis one as well anon?
coney island disco palace
>>38917414
I also appreciate YTPs
have fun anon
You are unhappy because you are too self-absorbed. Too worried about me me me.
>I don't have this I don't have that wah
>>38917398
you're full of shit
every single feeling on your head is self-absorbed
>>38917515
Focus on external things and you'll be happy. Go places, do things, meet people, have fun, imagine and build useful things
>>38917398
What would you suggest to fix this? I thought normies could pick up on desperation. If you try too hard they either use you or view you as pathetic and shun you.
I can beat all my friends in chess. Imagine if I actually applied myself to other things.
>>38917334
I was valedictorian in HS and I was suspended constantly.
>>38917334
That means... you could... likely deliver an average performance in academics?
"Smart but lazy" isn't an actual thing at all.
You can tell when someone's smart, even when they're making no effort, they'll just unintentionally emit clever things, and they usually won't admit it. I've been around enough of them to know.
People who say they're "smart but lazy" are actually just NOT smart.
They grew up in the 00's in the every-kid's-a-winner parenting model, they should have been in advanced classes because they were slightly ahead of others on the core material, (probably because their parents helped them and that was enough to give them a little boost) but they stayed in the basic classes anyway - either that, or they were put into a "gifted" class that existed purely for vanity purposes. There are a lot of those.
Because of this, they were always a little too far ahead to get challenged by any schoolwork. Combined with always getting praised, they came to the conclusion that they must be really smart - nothing is ever challenging and everyone's saying that that's really great, so obviously I must be wunderkind!
They then put no effort into any aspect of their life, til eventually they let everyone else catch up with them, and then surpass them. They had no ability to catch back up after this because they're not particularly smart at all, and the one small advantage they were riding the system on was irrevocably removed from them. They assumed this was because they were "getting lazy" - after all, they'd clearly been lazy their whole life anyway, and things worked back then, so maybe things suddenly being hard now is just because they're that much lazier.
They then proceeded to go into life spouting that they were "smart, but lazy".
In actuality they're just an average dumb guy left behind by a shitty school system.
Why is reddit9k full of normalfags who think they aren't normal?
The sexualization of this jewish bitch as a child is almost reprehensible.
Why did we deserve to be labeled as weirdos in the first place?
>>38917651
Get that stick out of your ass, she's a kid. Stop being edgy.
Bzzzrppppruprupzzz
>>38917285
This corrupted or something when I downloaded, looks cool
[In another world, we could have been together]
[In another world, we could have been great]
sweet I've been looking for some more comfy phone wallpapers