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Wait, people are going to kill themselves? I thought this was just LARPing holy shit

>>38093098
It is larping but people are indeed stupid enough to kill themselves. Has it happened yet?

>>38093118
Thankfully, the link surfaced right before the day everyone was supposed to die, turning off a lot of folks. Additionally some are waiting until the new obscure countdown leading to 6 days from now depletes. So that's why everyone is making sure everyone sees this link disproving this boy's autism.

Pinkerton makes me depressed.
It's about some ivy league yuppie complaining about how he's sad that he has too much sex and he can't fuck his qt Japanese girl fans.
Rivers Cuomo is a chad.

>>38093028
At least you tried.
Oreganissimoso

Okay we get it you like weezer

>>38093010
I HAVE VOICES IN MY HEAD THAT COUNT TO ME THEY UNDERSTAND THEY TALK TO ME

>>38093010
Good thing I masturbate to anime.

>>38093010
Good thing I'm drunk already so this would not make me feel bad.

Fuck off, OP.

>>38093316
Get a life, loser.

Is french kissing even healthy? your shoving your tongue into someone else's mouth.

u feel sparks in your body if you do it slow and tender, it feels "cute"

>>38092990
actually the shared bacteria streghtens your immune system

Kissing is somewhat overrated but its fun with non uggos

How about you get off the internet before I fuck you up the ass, you fucking faggot?

>>38092920
where did you get that image from op

>>38093035
Dreamworks' Zootopia.

>white males get blacked
Heh

>>38092952
niggers have a higher percentage of homosexuals ironically.

>>38092893
Are you that same faggot yesterday talk about trannies?

>>38092754
So we're only going to half circumcise them?

We're going to have a Mexican Jew?

Honestly tho, Jew and white would be a good hybrid. If Jew was a race.

>>38092752
idk what happened, did you get a disease? or is it that you're back to using heroin?

if it's the latter, then you can always stop again :)

>>38092752
At this point, you may as well just keep doing more heroin. You've already relapsed, so what's left to lose?

This is fine. you just have to keep fighting it. Most people relipseits totally natural

>>38092800
this man is retarded

yes, i'm going to shoot myself once i run out of money

>>38092804
Where? Can I pillage your corpse with a dildo?

>>38092738
>Would you ever consider krilling yourself, anon?

Those animals are cool as fuck
I used to have a little contained ecosystem thing where three of them lived without any outside contact other than sunlight
It was cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82wU5NfRfr4
I'm getting bored
Being part of mankind
There's not a lot to do no more
This race is a waste of time

People rushing everywhere
Swarming around like flies
Think I'll buy a forty four
Give them all a surprise

Think I'm gonna kill myself
Cause a little suicide
Stick around for a couple of days
What a scandal if I died

Yeah I'm gonna kill myself
Get a little headline news
I'd like to see what the papers say
On the state of teenage blues

A rift in my family
I can't use the car
I gotta be in by ten o'clock
Who do they think they are

I'd make an exception
If you want to save my life
Brigitte Bardot gotta come
And see me every night

Well I wonder
Do you hear me when you sleep ?
I hoarsely cry
Oh...

Well I wonder
Do you see me when we pass ?
I half die...
Oh...

Please keep me in mind
Please keep me in mind

Gasping - but somehow still alive
This is the fierce last stand of all I am

Gasping - dying - but somehow still alive
This is the final stand of all I am

Please keep me in mind

Well I wonder
Well I wonder
Please keep me in mind
Keep me in mind
Keep me in mind

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TpRhZnlXDNI

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>Saturday night and you're still
>Hanging around

Only two lines and it wrecks me every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxugNQUtpE

>>38092716
They rape even more than niggers do, and they shit in the streets. No wonder you don't have a problem with them because only subhumans can tolerate other subhumans.

>>38093162
First post best post as always
Oddmdkdkdkd

>>38093162
India has a lower rape rate than sweden.

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>tfw you raised a son too stupid to find the butter in the fridge

it's common knowledge parents wish they never had kids and kids wish they never had parents

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Best thread on r9k all night

>temporarily
Yeah that's the thing, unless you're fucking with hallucinogens they'll just cause more problems but psychedelics tend to have their own issues in themselves anyways

Find happiness within yourself before you start looking to drugs for happiness, it's a downward spiral into addiction otherwise

>>38092713
nah i would rather die than be sober

>don't do gruds
>never had a real problem to begin with

Buy a rope and tie a really nice noose.
I love tying nooses when I'm bored, I really do. It's calming.

>>38092626

How old are you? How long have you been this way?

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Because that's what this board is all about. Full of joy and happy people.

>>38092603
>Wait so how do I meet girls on Discord?
You don't
100% of discord users are faggots

>>38092603
u dont.
and when i do, its usually a rare grill gamer and fun banter :>
de easy way

>>38092603
>And how do I go on talking, knowing that they have other guys talking to them?
You can pretend they are talking with only you. It's the same.