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>>35986370
>Another $20 Amazon card earned from some fag I met on omegle. Why haven't you embraced the E-trap E-whoring life?
how do I do this?

I want losers to pay for pictures of my boipucci

Used to do this all the time on Facebook, people really do anything when they are horny.

>>35986381
It's pretty easy desu. Go on the "sissy" or "trap" tag of omegle, meet a guy, and get his kik. Get a skirt too, any one will do. Send a few pics of just your bottom half, and say you'll show more for some money. Then, if they agree, lift up the back of your skirt, arch your back a little, and shift your weight to one leg. If you take the pic right, your ass will look pretty big. Omegle guys are desperate

>>35986255
Hire a whore

>>35986334
If I'm going to hire a whore, its going to be a tranny

>>35986255
>he's worried about being a virgin at mere *23*

lmao, get back to me in 5 years kid

Fuck you chinko
Not our fault your a hapa

>>35986244
Depends on the asian. Indian bots are beyond fucked if their family can't hook them up, and being hooked up is a suffering that very little can be compared to.

>>35986244
Asians have brains, the impeccable ability to ace their schooling, and earning power in this racist tech environment that hates whites and favors poos and east Asians. They deserve no pity.

>it's a 'time rules everything around me' thread

>it's an 'anon finally gets a job and has to wake up at 4am every day now' season

>>35986257
>it's a 'time just blurs by while seemingly doing nothing with my day' thread
>It's an 'how the fuck am I 21 already' thread

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>>35986207
>Multiracial
>4 white options
ok

>>35986207
chadthundercock

i want him to pin me down tie my hands up and rape my virgin boypucci

>>35986237
You should have a tour to /pol/ for a while

>>35986202
she tries to find meaning out of her life. that's actually real passionate for her. i can see why you fell for her anon

>>35986229
>inb4 she fucks her own specific flavor of Chad a month down the road.

>>35986202
You haven't even clicked. Don't confuse that romantic feeling with being a friend. You were friendzoned a long time ago and as soon as you offered to date she had to kill any possibilities of that ever happening.

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Hate this shit
>be 26
>walking outside
>neighbors always tell me shit and harass me IN MY FUCKING YARD
I wish i lived in TX


>be at gym
>someone takes my bench
>it's not yours anymore-says the manlet with a group of friends
>cunt laughing her ass off in the distance
>workout in the dumbbells instead

>>35986196
Take it from a white boy growing up in 'da hood' I had to deal with bullies through middle and highschool, just punch the fucker in the face as hard as you can most bullies are all talk and if they're physical it's because you won't fight back. Fuck all the ignore it till it goes away bull shit fuck this fucker up anon.

>>35986668
just be yourself bro
(Also, it's pretty common for bullies to pick targets that they can easily beat the shit out of if they ever fight back)

Most apes are orders of magnitude stronger than even the strongest man.

How the fuck will you survive when the first chad ape comes to fight you? They will rip your dick off and run around with it screaming whilst you bleed to death.

>>35986292
but i have the element of surprise

Get myself into the loony bin once I get so pessimistic that all the vidya, movies, TV shows, and songs seem like shit to me. Create a tulpa harem and fuck my pillows all day while screaming out the names I made up for them.

>>35986178
we're not dead. do anything you can to get out.

>>35986178
I feel like death and the potential afterlife would have to be better than this shit

Hell, floating in perpetual nothingness is probably more interesting

not dead but my life sure is fucked

i am my real self and i am my ideal

tfw fertile and juicy

i'm so in love

I want to be kind like the chad I used to know
Im just so bitter now I cant enjoy anything

I want to be happy in my own skin and have a foothold in a real job that isn't food service.

I want to stop wanting to carve off the soft places in my body with my chef knife. It would be so satisfying if I couldn't feel it. I'm not even fat, I'm just super autistic and hate the sensation of being encased in meat. I'd like to wake up tomorrow and not feel that.

Thiccccccccc thots that treat me like shit. I want to be degraded like the scum I am

I like them to be smart, and caring. More mature than me I guess...

>>35986041
i just want a cute skinny girl who loves me as much as i love her
is that so much to ask for

U horny bro?

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>>35986067
Yeah man. Post girls with short hair.

are there any shots of this woman's back? She looks like she has nice lines

serious question btw

idk about the short shorts, thats too much or the crop top omgggggg what is this fashion its crazzyyy and not conservatieeeeeeeee who wears slutty lace lmao in middle school heeeeeellloooo i know we all have bad fashion but like my bad fashion choices in jr high were wearing total preppy girl abercrombie

also

cute friendship rings, i did that with my friend bestie too : )))) i wish i still ahd it :(

my daughters going to be like https://www.instagram.com/p/BRJW09Hl5oY/?taken-by=ella.g2008

where is this cute dawrf photo from? was thinking about snow white earlier actually

The blog I got it from says they're trolls and the artist's name is Artus Scheiner. It's important that you answer my question though

I was mumbling about whores and normalfags in the store. I don't think anyone heard me

>>35985934
Probably the sun one, where it even effects the user. Simply being around the r9k user is a hindrance and a blight.

Cheap trick, it seems really fitting

[Creep]
Makes the user virtually invisible to everyone,however the user can still be smelt but other than that is undetectable.You cannot turn it off.