I want to get the fuck out of the United Kingdom, its a decaying shithole. Where should I go and how do I get there?
Tough to say without some sort of idea about your financial and job status.
Myself, I left the high-cost, congested state of California to a small beach town. But, that was a move planned for a long while.
What prep work have you done?
I think with a UK passport, you can go to other places in Europe and work there no problem, right?
Is the movie OP posted any good?
>>38659917
I'm a 20 year old with 4k in his bank account. As for job skills I've got qualifications in IT...
Are there any good games out there about being a miserable robot?
Lester the unlikely.
>>38659850
Life OP.
Life is a game
A game we are all forced to play.
A game that was set to the highest difficulty.
>>38659850
SOMA
oringingigniaklal
Where would you take a girl on the first date, r9k?
>>38659835
Is this that one ASMRtist with the creepy ex(?) boyfriend?
To my basement
Hitler club
I want rare pepe, as newfag my pepe collection is minimal, MINIMAL. Give me lord KEK. Pwese... Ill buv uuu fo evarrrr XD
>>38659818
hoIy fucking shit what is this post
>>38659818
I think you lost yourself buddy, the board you're looking for is /s4s/.
Here's a wizard.
Haven't seen one of these in a while.
I'll start with an actual person
>that kid who went to japan for a year as an exchange student, and started saying shit like "sumimasen" instead of excuse me and "ita-" instead of ow
>claimed he "couldn't help it"
Fuck you Will
>That kid who bombarded every single fucking conversation he comes across with his own garbage opinions
>That kid who told people he had an overseas GF and showed people pictures he found on google images
>That kid who tried to ate his socks
>That kid who clogged the toilet with his poop but got away with it without getting noticed and that huge hunk of shit was comedy material for a week
>That kid who picked up his solid shit and threw it at the mirrorlast two is me
>slip a witty joke into an answer when the teacher calls on me
>that kid says you're not funny anon, stop trying
>and everyone snickers
FUCK YOU MIRZA YOU RICH SPOILED PRICK
>>38659817
>that fat diabetic kid who got a Fairytale tattoo in highschool
>that Stacy that died in a car crash
>that weeb who talked about dry humping his gf
>that borderline retarded Romanian kid
>that gay black kid with a brown strip through his afro that you got everyone to call "Reese's Puffs"
>that kid who was ran over by a car as a kid so he ended up a major autist
>that same autist kid who got his dad's medical weed stolen by people who pretended to befriend him
>that same autist kid who got blamed when people would draw elaborate dicks in the bathroom and sign his name by them
>that same autistic kid who made himself pass out by hyperventilating only to smash his head against the floor in computer class
>that computer teacher who hardly gave a fuck about anything
Should make-up be illegal?
>>38659720
You mean because she's much cuter in the left pic? Yes I guess.
>>38659736
qt3.14 on the left vs vapid bitch on the right
Makeup was a mistake.
>>38659720
I think she's cuter without it.
Good people of /r9k/.
I present to you the best imaginable internet girl to date. Completely lewd and disgusting, obliging of any and every kind of filthy fetish, but incapable of keeping her room clean.
How many of you fembots fit into this archetype?
>>38659687
There is no fembots man, this board almost all normie male leftists.
I love the way this mspaint comic was designed to encapsulate her right down to the smallest detail.
It essentially IS her.
>make hentai sound while having sex
i would lose my shit
what are some /r9k/ approved youtubers? I am NEET now and need something to kill my spare time
I find reading more fulfilling than watching stupid videos on jewtube.
>>38659653
pic related
>>38659671
fucking nerd
>>38659653
Well really it just comes down to what you enjoy watching.
- Criken2
- Bruva Alfabusa
- Ashens
>can't grow a decent beard
>chinlet
post ur chin
>>38659638
Same problem here, I'm 20 and can only grow a neckbeard for some dumb reason.
>>38659657
Not posting one from the side, also the thread is going to get pruned but here is my awful attempt at growing a beard.
Anyone here have experience with minox? Did it give you side effects? Results?
I had good results with it, but eventually the liquid started to make my head itch, so I switched to the foam.
The foam from Target (Up & Up brand) is just as good as Rogaine for a much cheaper price. The liquid is chepeast of all, but like I said, it started to bother my scalp after a while.
I used it for about 3 years before quitting, mostly due to depression causing me to not care so much about losing my hair.
Overall it's worth it in my view. It also DOES help with frontal thinning despite what the package says. If you have recession at your temples, twice daily use of minoxidil can slow the loss considerably. You will even regrow some hairs, but they won't grow as long as they used to. Still better than nothing.
Side effects for me included eye irritation. I used to work out a lot and when I would sweat, the stuff would mix with the sweat and get in my eyes, which is why I started wearing a sweatband during workouts.
>>38659620
I have been working with it since the 2 past weeks and it is delivering results, but I do not get enough sleep so it could be faster you know
>>38659675
>>38659694
what about side effects? I hear it causes swelling in the face and black circles around the eyes and whatnot
Floridian here. Is it true what they say about my state being full of fucking retards?
>people don't know if they can or can't legally shoot whoever they want
>snakes the length of roadways being let loose all around the state
>cannabis is still criminalized
It's time to move.
>>38659659
Cannabis is decriminalized in certain areas. Also inb4 a bunch of people post made up anecdotes about how shitty Florida is despite never having been there.
No it's just full of niggers.
is 5.5 the perfect girth for a dick?
big enough to impress and not hurt her vagina
Don't you want to hurt her?
>tfw 4.3 girth
jelqing will make it grow, right???
>>38659667
>implying i want to spent 15 minutes just lubing up and getting her comfortable instead of getting ballsdeep right away
so why didnt you kys you'reselve yet?
>>38659554
I want to kill myself often but then I remember I'm Catholic and we're not allowed to kill ourselves so I just suck it up instead. Top comfy, would recommend.
Because I have the whole eternity to be dead, there's no need to rush it.
>>38659577
>so I just suck it up
u mean pope's cock?
Anybody here have viagra experiences? I have massive performance anxiety, and all the two times that I had the opportunity to have sex, I couldn't because I go limp as soon as I'm ready to go in. I'm 20 years old and don't really have boner issues when I'm alone. Today I took about 15mg of viagra, just as a test to see if I wouldn't get a heart attack or go blind or something. It definitely works (not magically though), your cock really gets hard AF and becomes extra big, although it's still very possible to go limp. The side effects are pretty shitty. Your face becomes all red and it feels like your head is about to explode or something. I still think I'm gonna use it if I ever get the opportunity again. Just interested in other people's experiences.
>>38659547
I've never needed viagra but one of my friends in College back in 2014 took some. We only found out because he one day told us that he had a boner for like 3 days straight.
I think the morale is don't take too much.
>>38659810
I think all the stories about this massive erection that just won't go away are mostly bullshit. I didn't take a lot so who knows, but I think that's exaggerating
Try both viagra and cialis, they have different effects. One might be more suitable for you than the other.
>I WOULD NEVER DATE A FUCKING NAZI FASCIS.......
When will women come clean and admit that they would get fucked by Lucifer himself if he was 6'4'' and had nice abs?
>>38659501
wonder how many are jewish girl who wanna get bashed by the fash
Any German matches? It seems like they can't understand the quote and the others don't even notice the swastika.
>>38659501
That quote is butchered so hard it's not even funny anymore.
That dumb nigger didn't even capitalize the nouns properly and he misspelled "Juden"