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What does a trap like me hafta do to get cool non-orbiter types to hang out with because I'm bored and need new friends
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>>38224659
Well if you post discord I'll be your friend
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i'd suggest avoiding people like
>>38224731
and just avoid people from imageboards in general.
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>>38224659
You can't, especially if you disclose you're a trap.
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>bought 700 dollar Galaxy S7 when it came out
>only mom occasionally calls
>stopped answering relatives calls
>only use it to read news when I'm pooping now
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>>38224655
i have this problem too it didn't improve my communication skills tfw
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>Not getting glorious master race Samsung Galaxy S4
The S4 is a good-looking phone
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>tfw bought Galaxy S7 because koreaboo
>it's not even that good
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I've had an ok life. By robot standards I think maybe. Slept with some roasties and had some good vido memos. But basically I suffer from cystic fibrosis and I'm about to go. Love you guys, go for gold. I'm ending it before life does it.
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Lol shit can barely even tell by the picture. I cut my neck too will upload of peeps care. I am bleeding out but it's way slower that I thought
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>>38224586
Cya Op. good luck
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Please close your browser and delete history so we don't get blamed.
Phone ambulance and get help. Don't be such a weak pussy anon. Man the fuck up
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ITT: Things that people do that are your pet peeves
>people that randomly break out into song or sing a verse from a rap song, who are trying to pretend they are spontaneous and silly but they really try to put effort into their 2 seconds of singing to show off how talented they are
>people that nod their head when you're talking to them, what am I a fucking toddler I don't need you acknowledging that I'm talking every 5 seconds
>people that do extra-strong handshakes where it actually is hurting your hand, FUCK off I don't give a fuck how strong you are there is literally no fucking reason to put my hand in a goddamn vice grip
>girls who do "cute" sneezes where they sneeze and their friend next to them says "your sneezes are sooo cute melissa, teehee" just fuck off
>People who cough or sneeze in public very loudly and make NO attempt to suppress the sound, whenever I cough or sneeze I always try to fucking muffle it or hold it in, stop fucking making loud noises that are completely avoidable
>People who yawn loudly, yet another thing that should be fucking SUPPRESSED NOBODY FUCKING WANTS TO KNOW HOW TIRED YOU ARE, DON'T YAWN OVERLY LOUD
>people who stare too intently into your eyes when you're talking with them, this makes some people fucking anxious so if someone is looking away from you stop staring at their fucking eyes they know you're listening but you're just making it needlessly awkward
>people who go "mmmmmmm" or make noises when they eat food. Just shut the fuck up.
>people who nod their heads when they're eating a delicious food. You look like a fucking moron when you do this do you know that?
>People who ask "how are you?" NObody actually fucking cares how "I am", just fucking say HELLO so I don't have to awkardly say "i'm fine, thanks" and then you get fucking offended cuz I didn't ask how you were, well I don't fucking CARE how you are just start this miserable conversation so we can end it already, 90% of the time you'll answer "good" or "fine"
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People on 4chan who make obnoxiously long lists of things that annoy them into threads. Like seriously? Just end it.
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>>38224550
You seem like a good fit for this place OP
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>>38224550
>When that person you're forced to work with starts singing normie songs out of nowhere
Makes me fucking uncomfortable
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Are women sentient?
Does "cogito ergo sum" apply to them?
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'Cogito ergo sum' only applies to the entity stating it.
It is impossible to verify the sapience of any other entity.
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>>38224500
I don't think so. They might be machines designed to learn over time to differentiate chads and robots to see who to fuck.
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>>38224500
Unfortunately yes, anon.
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>Get new job with the US branch of a Japanese company in the anime industry
>Going to Japan in a few weeks for work/vacation
>Japanese boss and colleague keep talking about getting me a Japanese GF while I'm over there
>I'm incapable of normal romantic/sexual interaction with women
>Now I have to worry about making myself look like a total beta loser in front of people who need to have professional confidence in me on top of the normal embarrassment and disappointment.
I should be excited as hell about this trip and instead I'm kind of dreading it because of this.
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>>38224497
Nigger you better get that recommended Japanese GF if your boss is talking about it.
You could even get a promotion just by doing that, don't fucking lost it and stop being autistic and fuck that girl.
Watch lots of asian porn videos, especially amateur.
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>>38224497
>US branch of Japanese company in the anime industry
What company anon? Are they hiring?
Working for a Japanese international company would be cool I think
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>>38224497
>work/vacation
Kek, is this a normal thing for wageslaves?
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Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your card
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz i ain't sayin shit
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>>38224430
I got a few friends, they're suicidal
Death's a good catch, who's feeling bridal?
If life's a stage, I'm somewhere in the aisle
Fuck John Donne, we're all isles
Depression comes in waves, mine's gone tidal
Life's a piece of shit? More like a pile
Called the hotline: endless dial
Toe tag reads: "Wojack's Smile"
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>>38224430
>ywn be a nigger in the early 90s flying a fighter jet and visiting Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Las Vegas
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>>38224495
> flying a fighter jet
> yfw
Have you ever been in a rap battle?
Did you win?
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ive never even been outside
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yeah one time i hit up my niggas and we had a rape battle together
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>>38224428
Honest to god many times (and im white)
At first I sucked at them and would normally loose but i've gotten better, my most recent was 2 weeks ago and I won.
It all started in 10th grade when I joined cross country and people would ironically get in circles and pressure kids to do rap and dance battles
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/Groovy/ thread
https://youtu.be/khMb3k-Wwvg
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My groove RN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIWJeKA-HM
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only jazz I've been able to get into
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY
entry-level jazz recommendations anyone?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQAbzLUl9ns
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Worst nicknames possible thread
>waldo
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>>38224410
Darkie marky
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>>38224410
I remember in high I had a friend named Pedro and a couple of the girls would call him "Pedrophile" like a spin on the word Pedophile. Forgot how it started but eventually the Principal got involved.
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My nickname in high school was Jess
My name is Sven
What's your vice, /r9k/?
What do you smoke, eat, or drink that will kill you in the end?
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Soda.
Already had a kidney stone at 18.
I still drink big bottles up daily by myself.
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>>38224406
Video games,i don't smoke or drink.
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>>38224406
I don't get it,
what's the hot water thing
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Autismal shit that you are pretty sure you only do
>floss teeth with fingernails
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>>38224399
>eat nothing but lemons every other day
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>>38224399
I've done this, you're not alone
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>>38224399
>floss teeth with fingernails
mah nigga
who /long fingernails/ here?
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How do you lift your head off the pillow in the morning knowing that there are 11 year olds out there who get more pussy in a week than you've had in a lifetime?
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>>38224390
Does boipussy really count as pussy, though?
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For starters, I don't use a pillow.
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>>38224390
Does dogpussy really count as pussy?
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>meet new guy, hes great
>his friends start seeing him
>i threaten to murder them all
>i refuse to let anybody else but me be around him
Am I emotionally abusive?
Am I clingy?
Am I a shitty yandere?
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>>38224363
>new guy
You mean friend, right? This is weird wording if you're both guys.
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>>38224363
you're an autistic faggot with trust issues.
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>>38224363
what the fuck is wrong with you
origi
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Listen to Bailey Jay's penis growl...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZSwuTwn9vc
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>>38224335
wtf is that a fake dick or a guy
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>>38224909
sure feels summer aroundd here
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>>38224335
Antifa is shit, 911 Mossad, down with israel, etc...