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Why do you waste your time on this board when you can become /fit/ and fuck sloots
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>tfw /fit/
>i fell for the facial asthetics meme
>my body is great
>my face is still ugly
>mfw stacies only want 100% chads
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Because I have an ugly face.
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their faces are enough for you to know these guys are douchebags. whats with that?
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What are the chances of my voice changing if I'm 22? I got forever stuck in that raspy voice you get at like 13 when it first start changing and everybody says I sound like a kid
jesus fucking christ GIVE ME SOMETHING
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>>34783119
Well, it can change but once you get in your 40s i think.
You keep producing test and the voice will deepen over time, but your voice will change a lot if you were a late bloomer.
If you grew normally, then you will wait lots of years if you want you body to change.
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>>34783119
time to start smoking, op
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>>34783119
You're OK. Your voice does indeed continually get deeper as you age.
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CALLING ALL /DEGENERATES/
I just got added to a group chat of straight guys, who are all sharing pics of girls they want to fuck. Post your best traps, and I'll send them into the group. Time to knock those Chad fucks down a few pegs
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>>34783021
Your a chick, aren't you?
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>>34783063
>implying chicks (female) post to r9k
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Protip: People who use chats on the internet aren't Chad.
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Your favorite elaborate sexual fantasies
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>Be transported to another world with superpowers and made immortal except for dying of old age.
>In this world people from our world come to rule every few hundred years and they have superpowers.
>It has dark elves, regular elves, succubi, and women of all human races. There's 1 man born for 2 women and the ratio skews more as more men die.
>I become the Emperor and liberate enslaved elves making the attractive and willing ones into a harem that give massages, exotic dances, lick my ears out, and have orgies with them all licking on me at the same time, or just have multiple fellatio.
>The voluptuous Elf women will live in comfort and wear jewelry and skimpy outfits. Our children will be given good bureaucratic jobs. >Also I help form a middle class which in addition to the Elf abolition pisses off nobility, but makes me well loved among the people.
>I also have voluptuous Human wives from all races who will provide romance and give me heirs.
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>>34783020
have sex at one point
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be happy at one point in time
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>>34783020
Sounds like you are going to be assasinated by the nobility.
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how do i defeat the last pathetic bit of survival instinct and finally kill myself?
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Try getting drunk.
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>>34783012
By living well for the next 40 years
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>>34783012
Just live stream it, we'll egg you on
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>tfw too scared to spend money
how do I learn how to budget?
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>>34782977
This is my favorite animu girl pic
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>how do I learn how to budget?
How much money do you make?
How much on average are your bills?
How much on average do you spend on groceries?
How much on clothes?
How much on personal enjoyment stuff like games/weebshit/etc.?
Now what can you cut out?
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>>34782977
just write all of it down man then multiply it out..
do you like math my dude?
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what sould i draw?
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>>34782961
An object with three hundred and sixteen sides in a room full of mirrors
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>>34782961
Draw pepe as a trap being fucked by a gondola and a trap woj in the corner fapping
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a skeleton doing a gnarly grind
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>just had my name legally changed to Richard Fuckswell
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I'm thinking about changing my name because I don't want any relation to my father.
Dubs decides what I pick, within reason. First and last only, my middle name is cool and I plan on keeping it.
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>>34782953
Change it to Charles Karling.
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>>34782953
Seymour Kuntz
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Hi robots, hope everyone is hanging in there! It's getting difficult >< but there only 4 days to go!
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l want to cuuuuum
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whats sorts of lewd activities are we talking?
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>>34782974
ERP, porn, fapping, massive online orgy and general cumfest come vday~
If anyone hasn't joined already, here is the link to the discord!
https://discord.gg/rbF9R
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I never went to a SINGLE house party in my youth. I'm 24 now.
How do you fuck up so badly? I can't come to terms with it - i'm never going to experience my youth again and I don't have any fucking memories. I may as well be dead.
Are there any other patheticcels here? Come share.
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>>34782890
you clearly haven't put much thought into it. odds are even if you went to a party you wouldn't get laid, and you'd be so miserable that you would voluntarily choose to never go to one ever again. that is, unless you're some kind of fucking norman.
im in the same boat as you, except i already knew better and have zero regrets because of it.
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>>34782890
There's nothing special about house parties. I went to one when I was 18 because my (then bf's) friend was leaving for the marines right after graduation so he threw a huge party. Instead of jumping around with balloons and streamers:
>everyone standing around in their little groups chatting while drunk
>people throwing up in the bushes
>someone peeing on the fence
>freshman whores show up that nobody invited
>shitty 2012 dubstep music played in the background
>seeing classmates getting shit faced and it's super awkward
That wasn't fun at all, the only thing interesting was seeing my ex football player bf trying to play peer pong wasted and laughed at.
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>>34782890
All social gatherings are exactly identical. There's people, there's alcohol, they don't mix well. Really what makes the event good isn't anything to do with it, it's the people. It's your friends. If you have friends then you're fine and not missing much. If you don't then you just have to accept the fact that most people are shit, that includes you
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Are dubs real?
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>>34782888
What if I told you that trips are real
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>>34782923
What about dubs though?
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>>34782888
STOP PATRONIZING ME BRAH
LET ME SMOKE MY SHIT IN PIECES
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>tfw cheetin' on my main streamer with a prettier streamer
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>>34782837
lncIude me in the screen cap brahs
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who is that in the picture?
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>>34782837
>watching roast beef playing games
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Saturday morning insomnia edition
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>>34782818
Thirst for gay homosex
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>>34782840
I agree with thisbut im not a gay
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First for wanting to procreate with Hannah
If you live in the red area, you literally CANNOT be a robot.
There are literally a fuckton of girls in the area and it's basically impossible to not find a girl online (4chan or otherwise) that lives in said area
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>including Sacramento
Why?
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>>34782735
because of davis
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>>34782722
long beach here
FUCK you
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>roommate is bring home a girl tonight
>she will most likely be here in the morning
>she will most likely be here all day tomorrow
>I will have to talk to her at least once
H E L P
E
L
P
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just ignore her, assert your dominance by peeing on your door
some screeching will be the cherry on top
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I know those feels. I just want to live in peace and not have to deal with people just fucking being over all the time. sharehouse life. Be out of here soon, though.
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>too sperg to say "oh shit waddup"
>maybe have to say "waddup again"
jesus fucking christ you guys keep setting the bar lower