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Fuck that shit bro. 5'5", landed me a leggy 5'7" Aryan goddess. You just gotta look like a male model and fuck like a God.

>>35200613
Get outvChad

>>35200404

Sometimes we get interested looks in public when people see 3 individuals holding hands together.

>>35200404
I used to room with two girls and we would all fuck. They also used to bring guys home a lot. I had the occasional hook up but they always brought guys in way more often. I still got that puss and loving regularly. One of them asked me to move with them after they graduated, she said she wanted to settle down and go mono with me. I wasn't really feeling it though, I wanted to move home, she was moving farther away.

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Handy diagram for relationships

>tfw no creamed gf

>tfw whipped by gf
>she is my queen
>used to be worried about getting cucked all the time
>one day she starts ranting to me about her roommate that was cheating on her bf
>genuinely upset about it
>crying about how awful it is
>begs me to not cheat on her

Sometimes you expect people to have their cake and eat it too but not everyone.

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>>35200134
>Gabriel DropOut
you will never be able to play video games all day and do nothing while living off of neetbux
feels bad man

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I used to do it, so I know how it feels from the other side, I enjoyed it since I was/am a prick

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>>35200134
Do you by any chance walk funny?

because to have a qt wife and kids, one requires

>Good looks
>social skills
>a good job
>responsibility

and I'm sure most people on this board have none of those

>>35200110
Because I only have a part time job, and I don't know how to ask a girl out, and I wouldn't want to be with the kind of girl who would go out with someone like me.

>>35200138
But the guy looks fat and average at best

>>35199957

Is 2/4 at all acceptable on any level?

>tfw shit on for being a neet
>tfw shit on for trying to claw my way out of being a neet
Guess I've reached the point of no return. Might as well enjoy neetdom until my inevitable an hero

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All you really need is a job and a kid. Everything else is just gravy on top. Knock up some girl and BAM you can get married quick.

Yes you are. Stop it and get some hobbies.

>>35199936
>black out drunk

I always throw up. I cant fall asleep with the spins.

>>35199979
I just throw up in the morning

If you're not in the mood then don't do it idiot

>>35199806
>wat do
leave this board

>get job at fried chicken stand
>they were expecting me to run the place completely by myself within a few days
>increasingly sperging it up instead
>get call after second day
>they want to have a meeting about me
>quit on the spot

so what exactly are you horrible at?

>>35199522

>tfw comfy accounting job
>major accounting firm
>Loads of prestige from the role
>get paid for a 40 hour work week
>actually work 20h, spend the rest on 4chan
>Recently got a pay rise as well

Life is good bros

My sleep schedule is completely fucked and I don't even care anymore.

>wake up at 2pm
>go to night classes at 5pm
>come home at 9pm
>shit post, play vidya, and study till 5am
>go to bed and the cycle repeats

I'm pretty much nocturnal at this point.

>>35199415

Take melatonin capsule(s).

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>PewDiePie is a neo-nazi

>commentisfree
shittiest section of the guardian
that says a lot

>>35199335
What exactIy did she mean by this?

Didn't get the reception you were looking for last time you made this thread?

You look like unbathed fat person who stinks and you smell worse than that. No one wants your blob radiated miasma stink in their lungs.

>>35199335
I always avoid walking close to hamplanets like you that radiate putrescence

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>>35199280
Me
>parents told me I was going to college as soon as I graduated
>started forcing me to send out apps senior year of HS
>even started packing my shit
>tell me if I decide not to go I'll have to find somewhere else to live
>but if I go they'll pay for living expenses
>no car and live in the middle of fucking nowhere so I ended up going
>failed out of first major and parents force me into new one
>get to start of second year and parents divorce
>start telling me I have to find a job as well as keep going to uni
>apply to fucking everywhere but there's not much I can do without a car
>mother eventually has to call a family friend and get me a minimum wage job at his shitty company
>parents start paying less expecting me to use minimum wage money or ask the other one for money
>currently in third year wagecucking nearly full time but still can't support myself in my area
>want to drop out since I'm run down from constant school and work and my degree is useless anyway
>know my parents will cut me off and I'll be homeless the second I do
>probably going to be anyway when I graduate and they do it anyway

>>35199280
Absolutely. I have tons of work piling up but I just don't feel an urge to do any of it

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>>35199178
>it's an anon spends the entire class thinking about lewd things and not focusing

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>It's an anon fantasizes about the good old days when fags were shunned on 4chan episode

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>>35199178
>tfw my bf forces me to beg for his stinky cum

HOW CAN SHE SLAP
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I've been to a maid cafe before. Pretty much one of the most overrated experiences ever.

>>35199181
Tell us more about it original