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Yo /r9k/bots, how's your stack of real money doing?
What's that?
you don't own any gold or silver?
you only invest in tindies?
Good luck surviving past the crash, weirdo.
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If Ag hits $10 an ounce again I hope I have the cash on hand to buy.
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>>35547275
aren't you getting fucked when Trump makes the dollar strong again?
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>>35547646
Trump this and Trump that. Is there anything more pathetic than people hiding behind other people?
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Type in your name and post your results!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
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I'm a fucking rock I guess
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>>35547254
fuck wrong file
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I like my name lol
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Who here use to skip school all the time?
I skipped a day or two almost every week in 11th grade
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From year 9 until the end of highschool I only went 1-2 times a month
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I skipped on average 2 days a week in my last year of high school. I already go accepted into a uni so I just stopped caring. Biggest mistake of my life
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Since middle school I used to go do cool stuff with my robot friends all around school
It was especially fun in middle school because we weren't allowed to skip school so we had to constantly avoid teachers and staff
Then in hs no one gave a shit and we spent most of the time fucking around in the rec room
I had a great time desu. College sucks.
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ITT: post characters that inspire you
oreg
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>>35547097
Guess I'll also stick with anime
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Kanako from Maria-Holic, since she's also a tall spergy lesbo
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Cause of the style
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WE FOUND LUV IN A HOPELESS PLACE, WE FOUND LUV IN A HOPELESS PLACE
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>>35547090
WE FOND LOVE IN A HOOOPLESS PLAAAACE
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(((music intensifies)))
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No we didn't. Good bye.
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Tonight, I'm feeling a little adventurous. I'm bored of cumming into tissues to the same old porn every single night.
Help me spice it up and choose an option for me in this poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/12537382
Alternatively, comment the type of porn below.
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>shit in hand
>jack off with it
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>>35547055
Alright, sounds good. I do need pornography whilst I'm doing that, so what do you recommend?
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Try taking some really musky, smelly socks that you either have on or lying around. Put it over your nose and take huge whiffs of it while jacking off.
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What do you guys use your cocks for?
Me personally I use it for pissing and masturbation.
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>pissing and masturbation.
This, and fucking.
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Mostly for storing my chopsticks when i'm not using them.
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>tfw when circumcised
Pissing and masturbation are about it. Sometimes I play with it or hold it because it's nice and warm.
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*blocks your path*
>where do you think you're going, troll!
What do??
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>say sonichu sucks
>get pepper sprayed
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>>35546913
* "What's is da--where you do think ya--you're goin, troll? And uh...hmm...furdermoar..."
ftfy
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>>35546913
He looks like he could be related to Cuckman in this picture
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I feel like I want to discuss something, I bet you feel the same. Post examples of /r9k/ approved movies/series/books/games/music.
/r9k/ approved means:
>features social outcasts
>is some kind of robot fantasy (like Life is Strange)
>feels
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Welcome to the NHK is the most obvious one.
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Oh and of course you can post anime/manga/other weeb-shit as well.
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>>35546952
>Mr.Nobody
>Art School Confidential
Anonymous
New term: Delete yourself 2017-03-15 07:04:02 Post No.35546874
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New term: Delete yourself
Anonymous
2017-03-15 07:04:02
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With the onset of artificial intelligence you can no longer be sure that someone posting on the internet is a human and not a computer. But now, with this new terms you can tell someone to end their existence in such a way that artificial intelligences aren't excluded. The future is multi-intellectual and we need to adapt to this ever changing reality. Please incorporate "delete yourself" into your everyday vocabulary. Thank you.
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>>35546904
the German meme is that they are fun hating "robotic" beings anyways so i guess it makes sense.
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>>35546904
I know. I'm trying to import it to other cultures. This is a global issue.
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>>35546928
>Germans are fun hating robots
I'll have you know we have a great sense of humor. Watch this.
What do you call a closed door?
Not open!
Get it?
GET IT?
I'm funny.
>deleting Anon.exe
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That's some weird habits you have that you have?
Especially ones you havent heard of others doing
>Love the smell of my dick, I fondle it a lot if Im alone then smell my finger. I love it the most when I've been doing something and not able to smell it for the day, then go to the toilet and the smell comes up to my nose.
>Likewise I love the feel of my pearly penile palupes, which I have a lot of. I love to feel them under my nails,running my nails along them, pulling on them if they get long enough.
>I love to pick my nose, and do it whenever I can get away with it. I rub the snot around on my finger and play with it until it simply dries and I have to discard it. Once I collected all the dried snot for about two weeks, ground it up and mixed it with saliva to make a huge snot ball. It was the size of a cherry.
>I can also stick my tounge up into my nose to collect snot, which I then grab with my fingers and play around with. This is useful for when I can get away with touching my mouth but not ramming fingers up my nose.
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Cont.
>If im talking to someone online (voice) and I need to pee, I'll pee in a bottle so I dont have to interrupt the convo. These bottles add up sometimes.
>I have flakey skin in my hair, I like to scratch it and collect the fatty skin, to mix it with snot.
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>>35546872
I shake my head, usually dandruff falls off so I rub it for like ten minutes straight until it's noticeably everywhere oon the flat surface. I then collect it into a ball and then burn it with a lighter.
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how do you get rid of those weird fucking bumps around your glans? I don't have them nearly as big as pic related but I do have them a bit on the inside of the foreskin as well
how do you fucking get rid of this
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How to find a conventionally ugly, very hairy gf, /r9k/?
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>>35546870
Portugal, Turkey lad.
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Keep posting here on /r9k/. One of these days your gf request will go answered, so keep on truckin OP.
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Art school tbhwufam
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Who here /picky boy/?
>ywn have a pixie punk heavily caucasian slight asian gf
Pic related isnt technically white or Asian therefore a shit example but they're so rare it's the best I could do
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>>35546861
is that scarlet johanssons?
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>>35546962
Yes
tfw anglojap gf
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I want to see her movie. That promo picture was just a terrible one.
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signs that she is not a virgin
> she has tattoos
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>she is older than 12
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>she's biologically a woman
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>>35546841
>she has a vagina.
>is an atheist.
>ever had a male """friend"""
>is above 10.
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Why is South America filled with traps?
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>>35546784
desire for money to escape monkey hell
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True reason? South America is hell, you are expected to either get murdered by gunshots, or get violently dismembered while alive by rival gangs (or same gang)
To be a man in monkey brazil
>work as street-spotter at age 12
>move drugs at 13
>win knife fights at 14
>kill at age 15
>go to jail at 16, trying not to get raped or murdered
>???
>die at age 21 as filthy hue gangbangers
Meanwhile, as trap
>take hormones
>become slutty weak whore, too afraid to live as shitty hueman
>take cock
>live to age 30+ then die of aids
Would you ultra betas rather get beheaded, or work as trap?
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Because it's full of ancient ruins containing treasure.