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What does /r9k/ think of Split? 2017-02-05 05:58:48 Post No.34649181
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What does /r9k/ think of Split? Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:58:48 Post No. 34649181 [Report] [View this topic]

Is the beast /ourguy/?

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:59:42 Post No.34649191
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:59:42 Post No.34649191 [Report]

best comedy movie of 2017 yet

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:00:08 Post No.34649197
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:00:08 Post No.34649197 [Report]

it only goes to show the pussification of the modern male that anyone finds this teeny weenie bitch boy scary

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:02:36 Post No.34649239
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:02:36 Post No.34649239 [Report]

>>34649181
Loved Split. I was pleasantly surprised, and really hope to see a sequel, after that ending. Shyamalan really has it back together with The Visit and Split. I could definitely see one of Crumb's multiple personalities being /r9k/ posters.

Lady in the Water is still one of the worst movies I've ever seen, though. I don't think it's possible to fully redeem himself from that garbage.

Anonymous
2017-02-05 05:54:12 Post No.34649122
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:54:12 Post No. 34649122 [Report] [View this topic]

itt: we hate on ourselves for the sacks of shit we are

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:58:59 Post No.34649183
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Cheer up anon.

Have a pillow.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:02:10 Post No.34649233
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:02:10 Post No.34649233 [Report]

I'm just so tired of losing. Academically. Socially. Fiscally. In any sort of contest, sport, or game. I'm just so tired of putting in effort and getting nothing in return.

And the worst part is that if I give up now it'll somehow be my fault. As though I was just on the verge of making it but I stopped trying just as I was at the finish line.

I'm tired.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:02:19 Post No.34649235
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>>34649122
God loves you, Anonymous.

Anonymous
2017-02-05 05:53:01 Post No.34649104
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:53:01 Post No. 34649104 [Report] [View this topic]

Reminder that cute girl in your Uni is more than likely a whore

https://imgur.com/a/TZ8EE

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:55:45 Post No.34649137
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:55:45 Post No.34649137 [Report]

>clicks link
Holy shit 95 more images

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:03:43 Post No.34649262
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:03:43 Post No.34649262 [Report]

Thank you based op.
Not you robot

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:07:03 Post No.34649321
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:07:03 Post No.34649321 [Report]

Robot is all I understand faggot

Anonymous
2017-02-05 05:49:16 Post No.34649049
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:49:16 Post No. 34649049 [Report] [View this topic]

who else is sick

this shit happened today, it was nasty

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:52:56 Post No.34649101
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>>34649049
...Salsa, anon?

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:54:42 Post No.34649127
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>>34649101
no i havent eaten anything red today but i had some bbq sauce on some chicken tenders so maybe thats it? it freaked me out at first

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>>34649049
>tfw haven't vomited in a decade

I fear for when I have to experience that shit again

Anonymous
2017-02-05 05:47:30 Post No.34649026
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:47:30 Post No. 34649026 [Report] [View this topic]

Name one way women have it harder than men. I'll wait.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:49:33 Post No.34649053
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:49:33 Post No.34649053 [Report]

constant discrimination by a board of virgins for the apparent ease of living :^)

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:49:51 Post No.34649060
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>>34649026
It's more difficult for females to pee on the fly.
King me.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:52:12 Post No.34649086
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:52:12 Post No.34649086 [Report]

that's a man

and not only did the photoshop mess up, her surgeon botched her face.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:44:09 Post No. 34648984 [Report] [View this topic]

>don't smoke weed
>thinks he's a robot

No.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:45:20 Post No.34649914
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:45:20 Post No.34649914 [Report]

>DUDE WEED
>DUDE 420CHAN
>DUDE LSD/SSRI's/DABBING/BIOTIN
>DUDE KRAKEN/CAPTAIN MORGAN/603 BREWERY

you don't have to be a druggie to be a robot.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:47:06 Post No.34649933
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:47:06 Post No.34649933 [Report]

>doesn't do synthetic designer drugs
>thinks he's a robot

DUDE WEED LMAO XD

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:48:17 Post No.34649949
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>>34648984
Fuck off for good normalshit

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2017-02-05 05:43:20 Post No.34648972
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:43:20 Post No. 34648972 [Report] [View this topic]

https://youtu.be/JfyxUO4ZsDo?t=887

is this really what you want?

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:47:53 Post No.34649031
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>>34648972
Oh no there's something poorly photoshopped falling from the sky

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:49:10 Post No.34649046
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:49:10 Post No.34649046 [Report]

are you asking me if i want myself to be a bird in the sky? sure :D if theres a bed of pillows underneath ! and feathers blankets

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:52:45 Post No.34649098
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:52:45 Post No.34649098 [Report]

>>34648972
>seeing her slowly drift into death and an endless abyss

fuckin spook

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:39:10 Post No. 34648904 [Report] [View this topic]

Is Alexander Layko a normie now?

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:43:53 Post No.34648980
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:43:53 Post No.34648980 [Report]

Is that a tranny hooker?

Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:36:36 Post No.34649788
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 06:36:36 Post No.34649788 [Report]

>>34648904
is that the same girl or does he have more than one now

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>yfw this dollar store elliot rodger knock off has gotten more pussy than you.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:33:10 Post No. 34648802 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw it isn't socially acceptable to go to bed earlier than 9 after a long day

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:37:38 Post No.34648881
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>>34648802
Sez who!? I'll fite the fucker

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:38:58 Post No.34648900
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:38:58 Post No.34648900 [Report]

>socially acceptable

You don't belong on this board if you care about what's socially acceptable or not

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>>34648802
>tfw it isn't socially acceptable to go to bed earlier than 9 after a long day

What the fuck are you talking about? Literally nobody fucking cares anon. Plus how would anyone other than your mom know when you went to sleep?

Anonymous
2017-02-05 05:31:55 Post No.34648782
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:31:55 Post No. 34648782 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone else get mad that they're going to die and never know how the rest of human history? I wanna know how far humanity goes...if we all make it, if technology keeps progressing, if we get better or get worse, etc.

It's like we were all born into a movie that we died in far before it ended.

Anybody else know that feel? I'm high as fuck so I hope that makes sense kek

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:35:43 Post No.34648845
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>>34648782
Just assume everything goes to shit and be glad you got out early.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:35:59 Post No.34648853
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:35:59 Post No.34648853 [Report]

I know how you feel man.
Everyday I think about that shit.
I'm just praying there is like a ghost state after death. You don't get bored or anything, you just kind of watch over the world until the end of time. Or something like that. Probably not though. We probably simply disappear and stop existing. Life is a cruel joke with no punchline.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:38:48 Post No.34648899
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>>34648853
>We probably simply disappear and stop existing

It's weird that I believe this is the case but it also feels impossible or wrong for some reason.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:30:55 Post No. 34648772 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello, please help me. I'm 22 yo but never had a gf. I'm too ugly I guess.
I'll get a nosejob in 1-2 months, but I'd like to know if it's possible to reduce my ear size. What other surgeries would you recommend me?

Thank you.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:32:49 Post No.34648796
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>>34648772
You don't need a nosejob retard, everything on your face is average/normal. Not even trying to be nice

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b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:33:55 Post No.34648815
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:33:55 Post No.34648815 [Report]

Nose seems fine desu
If anything a stronger jaw would improve your facial aesthetics, not a nose job. Either way, why pay money to try cheat yourself out of pathetic loneliness and depression? It won't work.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:30:37 Post No. 34648767 [Report] [View this topic]

Have you ever been abused?
What was it like?
How did you get out of it?.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:32:44 Post No.34648795
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:32:44 Post No.34648795 [Report]

One time at space camp the instructor put a rocket booster up my asshole

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:34:28 Post No.34648822 [Report]

I technically got slapped around a bunch as a kid, but I was a shitty little autist and barring Jesus Christ of Nazareth anybody would have snapped and beaten me.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:36:00 Post No.34648854 [Report]

sometimes when im walking down the street men whistle at me and it makes me really uncomfortable

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:30:19 Post No. 34648761 [Report] [View this topic]

I wish I had a girlfriend so fucking much.

I swear to God I'm not sure who I'm going to end up hurting first, myself or someone else.

Give me a girlfriend now, God FUCKING dammit. I'm honestly so fucking sick of this shit, of getting angry at myself, or others, or whomever else is on my mind whenever I'm walking about and I see a cute girl and think to myself how good a couple we'd make, the conversations we could have, the adventures we'd share, and the music - oh I cannot even imagine the depths of music I'd without motherfucking HASTE shower upon the first girl to make me her boyfriend.

So why is it,

W H Y I S I T,

THAT I STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR. I JUST FUCKING WANT ONE, TO HOLD AND BE HELD, THAT MUTUAL ADORATION AND APPRECIATION AND ALL OF IT.

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING WITHOUT IT, OF CUDDLING WITH GODDAMN BLANKETS AND PILLOWS AT NIGHT

WHY DON'T THEY FUCKING WANT ME GODDAMMIT

AND NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE I POST SHIT LIKE THIS ON THE INTERNET OK BECAUSE I KNOW ONE OF YOU STUPID SHITS IS GOING TO MAKE THE INTELLECTUALLY DEFUNCT ASSUMPTION THAT MY ONLINE BEHAVIORS ARE A FAIR REPRESENTATION OF MY IRL BEHAVIORS AND YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG

FUCK

WHAT'S GODDAMN WRONG WITH ME

WHY CAN'T I JUST GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

I WANT ONE NOW I NEED ONE NOW I'VE WAITED LONG FUCKING ENOUGH NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:39:58 Post No.34648917
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You don't have a girlfriend because you're an entitled beta shit stain...

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>>34648761

Just be attractive. It's simple

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just learn to stop caring so much. I used to be upset that I would never get a gf but I've just accepted the fact that I'm going to be lonely. It doesn't bother me that much anymore.

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:29:59 Post No. 34648758 [Report] [View this topic]

Robots who plan to commit suicide one day, how long will it be until you commit the deed and find your peace?

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This year or earlier in the next. I'm still waiting for Persona 5.

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>>34648758
I'm gonna watch Kizumonogatari part 3 then get out of here senpai.

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>>34648758
As soon as my mom is gone I'll be gone too

Anonymous
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Why do you keep on? Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:28:45 Post No. 34648738 [Report] [View this topic]

For me

>love my cats
>Most people around me would be sad if I an hero'd, but would get however it fast
>My parents would be scarred forever though
>Some enjoyment in vidya and shitposting still
>Faint hope that I can be loved one day

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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:31:33 Post No.34648777
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:31:33 Post No.34648777 [Report]

I haven't yet reached the point where living scares me more than dying.

Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:33:39 Post No.34648811
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Anonymous 2017-02-05 05:33:39 Post No.34648811 [Report]

Biological desire to not die

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>>34648811
Mundane

>>34648777
Waste of godly trips

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