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>mfw 2017 was the year /r9k/ became the Chad board
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>just found out that this guy is 20 years old, just a few months older than me
>already worth millions
>has millions of girls who want his dick
>meanwhile you're a 19 year-old with literally no one to hang out with, no will to live, no prospects
>tfw realizing more and more that you're supposed to already be an adult at 20 instead of beginning the transition
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>>38488055
How do you think it feels when you are 30, living in poverty, and this asshole probably makes more in a week than I do a year?
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>>38488055
>25
>live with parents
>soft shitty body
>tiny dick
>can only score fat chicks
>40k a year after 6 years in school
lad, you don't know shit
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>>38488098
I'm sorry but I don't wanna end up like that. Scares the shit out of me to think that I'll settle with leaving in relative poverty for the rest of my life. I would be fine with not getting laid often and not having a great social life if I have a lot of money to pursue the things I really want to do in life. I'm taking some time off from uni to get into a good spot where I actually have plans instead of just finishing with a major I don't love. If it makes you feel better I don't even score fat girls and I look 14 physically even younger since 14 year olds are tall as fuck now.

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Please tell me I'm not the only one who screams and talks loudly in their sleep, and then never remembers any of it.
My family keeps making fun of me for it, because obviously I annoy them, but I have no idea how to stop it.
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>>38289806
tape your mouth shut
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>>38289806
No OP I'm not that autistic. But I do talk to myself every fucking moment. I've found out that it's a way to cope with loneliness and there's really nothing bad about if you're able to control it out in a public manner. Though Its pretty brutal when I'm indoors.

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Do any anons have an odd obsession with doing anal and wanting to shove your cock up someone's tiny unprotected and untouched rectum? (Pic may be related if you're into fugging lionsmane)
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You back acne fags are insecure about taking your shirt off?

My back acne is cystic, my entire back is just 75% acne scars. You know what the worst of it is? The pimples will leak out through the pores causing pic related on my shirt and the rest that comes out is blood. I'm like a fucking frog but instead of eggs, I have pus. When I somehow put the slightest bit of pressure on these cysts, an eternal sting of a thousand hornets from Hell occurs on my back. It literally cripples me for two minutes straight, the pain is so great in magnitude.

I have to wear two layers; a t-shirt, and an open polo shirt. I wore just a t-shirt before and people asked what the fuck was with the marks on my shirt. I would love to take my shirt off if it were just dormant scars, but these damn pimples are huge and there are so many of them leaking like a volcano before it eventually painfully explodes from it's hidden cystic chambers of fluid, pus and blood, spilling blood from the capillaries that are obliterated.

If anyone knows how to fix this shit, do tell.
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>>38488019
Probably got to go to a doctor for that sort of thing desu senpai.
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>>38488019
I have assne. Is that any better? It's covered in black spots from all the scars. My ass looks like a god damn cheese pizza. And it's just my ass that's covered in black spots. How am I supposed to show that to anyone.

Also go to a dermatologist or something.
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Is it really that expensive going to the doc in the U.S?
Cmon man, what could someone here possibly tell you? "Smear some cum on it"? Go to a dermatologist

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>you will never be a mildly qt (kinda like eliza) slutty virgin nerd femanon who likes furry and loli hentai
Why live
Sex change and HRT is not an option you will look like frankenstein and must stretch your botched fake vagina every day with a tool so it doesn't permanently close
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>>38289762
So this is what autists like
:thinkingghettoemoji:
:onehundredwithtwolinesbelowitinredemoji:
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>>38290019
Yes they are the beste gfs

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Did her orbiters come back and give her more money?
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Most likely find someone new to orbit.
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what am i looking at here OP?
is that the same person or?

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Vocaroo thread, because kickstarting these is no mean feat

Let's hope third time's a charm, the previous two I tried setting up got muffled away!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0leDekTTeHX
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM

We're living it. We're at the last stretch of humanity. Niggers beating themselves up in the street, herbivore men and robots avoiding the horrors, with social and material stress beyond belief. We're fucked.
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>>38289676
As if life didn't already feel bleak enough.....Thanks, OP! Fuck......
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>>38289990
It's really fucking scary. The male mice are even fighting for the elite status just like a human population
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>>38289676
I forgot about this. The connection between urbanization and what is happening with the human population rn fucks with your mind.

Is it possible for a good looking guy to be a loner? if so Why would this happen?
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>>38488009
Yes. Because all other attractive men are rabid whores.
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>>38488009
Because everyone is interested in you romantically so you don't develop any true friendships. Either that or your friends are secretly jealous of you, which leads to shitty friendships. Life if rough when you are a teen idol.
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>>38488009
Yeah if you're asshole with zero charisma, then anyone you meet will grow tired of you pretty quickly. That being said an attractive person won't have trouble finding new company.

>i havnt had sex for 2 weeks
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>game is on tonight. You ready?
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Haven't had sex in a little over 6 months. I honestly can't see how niggas on here go 30-40 hell even 50 plus years being a virgin
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>>38289740
what you mean buddy i got my right hand

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>just moved to new school
>knew nobody, generally wanted to kill myself
>sit next to some kid in first period
>he's taking out gum
>"hey man mind if I have a piece"
>"eat a dick"
>I say nothing for the next couple months
I... I just wanted some gum
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why would i want to dwell my mind on the parts of my life that i hate happened?
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>>38289566
So I can laugh at them

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we where told as kids that you could be anything you wanted to be.
astronauts, doctors, lawyers,engeeners(in my case it was lawyer and engeneer, gotta do those bucks for the family i guess), even the president
anything you want to be
when you hit the point at witch you realize that you are a worthless scum that will never achive anything in life, that is when you become an adult, for me it was when i was 16, it might be sooner or later, but the moment you lose all hope, its the moment the child dies, and the man rises.
yet being a man is the worst possible feeleing there is.
i like many others just live for the sake of living since my life is the only real thing that i have
sure i might have 60k in my bank but that money is literally worthless.
i have no use for it.
i work like a dog because if i did not i would be chugging 30 beers per day as i used to.
i drink alot right now too. but its way less compared to that
i will never find a soulmate. i will never really love someone, im kinda dead inside.
im deeply racist because of personal experiences.
i dont show that im racist in things i say or in my behavior, but i think about it all the time
i feel utter hate twords roasties
i never interat with people that i dont necesary have to.
but most of all i feel tired all the time. not only phisically but also mentally.
i cant stand people and even though i put a nice smile and treat them with respect in my mind i fucking hate everything about them.
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>>38289519
and before you realize it you are 70 years old lying in bed dying
you cant even make it to the toilet by yourself
you ave lived a meaningless life
no one will remeber you
not even if you have kids
you will be forgotten sonner or later
disapearring from existence
you never had acomplished anything in life
you are one of those faceless people
numbers on a sheet of paper
just some bits in a database

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IM A VIRGIN YES ITS TRUE

IM A VIRGIN HOW BOUT YOU?
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YES I MADE IT NOT WHORES HAVE CORRUPTED ME
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>>38488006
Yes i are
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>>38488006
Yes of course anon, why wouldn't I be?

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Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't believe in atheism as my lord and savior.
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>>38289455
Religion gives people who need a reason to live and be productive a reason to live and be productive. Christianity in particular is very materialistic and is mostly responsible for the first world we have today.
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Because being athiest and nihilistic is the bane of productivity and promotes sinful living. You will journey into a downward spiral of despair and hatred,and be lost in a forest of dull thinking.
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You will never live a satisfying life

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