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I went buying some liquor and the cashier didn't ask for my ID.
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>tfw regular at my liquor store
>tfw woman in her 50's always working when I go in
>can see the look in her eyes like she's sad about my existence as I pay for my booze
>always feel like shit after going there
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Well how old are you?

You look like a grown man then. Good right?

So today was my first time visiting a strip club.
Coincidentally, it was also my first time seeing boobs and a vagina IRL (granted it was in a dark room).
Am I norime now?
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Yes, your father would be proud.

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Giving advice in this board should be a bannable offense seriously
>self improvement threads
>Just be yourself tier threads
>how do i get a job
>how do i get a gf
>how to stop being depressed
Fuck off with this shit this place is depressing i know.
You won't change it. Just fucking stop spamming this shit that anyone knows,this is not the place this place is for losers you fuckers go and spam your advice to /fit/,/adv/ or /b/
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>Write 13 email
>Call in 5 times
It took this much just to get a competent person to close my account. Anyone else have problems with paypal, or any service?
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>>37642964
>paypal

thats your problem in the first place.
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>>37643271
That's why I closed it.

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Post Discords!

And join this one, it's full of nice people! discord gg/YnB5vY
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>>37642931
Jesus, did you just figure this out or something?

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How fucked is it to live in NYC as a small dicked man ?
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>live in new york city as smalled dicked man
>women literally begging to have sex with you on the subway
>you have to refuse every time because you are ashamed of small dick
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>>37642916
Who cares? Man up. Being a pussy isn't gonna make it bigger.

Who here /collegedegree/ but working a shit tier job that requires a high school diploma or less?

How did it happen?
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It really depends on the kind of degree, doesn't it?
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>>37642881
Why is there so much mcdicks in burgerland?

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>tfw cannot swim because the water feels FREEZING cold whenever I enter it
>even when my body adjusts itself to the water temperature I can't float
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>I will change my shit lifestlye
>tomorrow...
>yeah I will change myself so I won't be miserable anymore
>been saying this for 5 years
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sometimes you need to make yourself more miserable before the real motivation to change is awoken
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i'll start monday. sundays are to unwind.

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>Make bad typo in thread
>Don't return or view it
>Feel stupid
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>>37642631
>mess up while talking
>can't just leave the situation
>have a nervous breakdown
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>>37642631
>about to win argument
>make a typo that ruins the whole thing i wrote
>cant return to the thread and have to give up on the conversation
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>>37642719
i hate grammar nazi's way more than actual nazi's

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All of you are mentally ill.
None of the things you believe are real.
Wake up.
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DZING!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!. THANK YOU OP!
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My tulpa is real!
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this reminds me of a passage in a book I read many years ago

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>Be my Birthday
>Mum's friend texts me to say happy birthday
>Mum says I have to text back saying thank you
>Used to take pictures of porn on phone instead of looking up porn because I was retarded.
>Must've accidentally clicked copy on one of the images
>Halfway through texting "thank you" accidentally paste a picture of a naked women with her gaping asshole
>Wasn't paying attention and was a millisecond from sending it.
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>>37642581
Hope you at least wished it back to her.

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He was arrested and we are in this cell ... just the most horrible situation you can think of in this world ... without dying and rape ... like ... faeces, dirty, very crazy intense. .. all kinds of people. PD dislike hippies. And this guy is old ... so cool. At a point where they mourn .. they are like 40 children in this room. He has no place to sit. And talk to him and shout, just to fuck with the police and break the tension ... screaming, "smoke blasphemy bite all day!" ... and I did ... and I was like .. "wonderful ! ?... WEED do all the time .... when your life gives you lemons .. food for some birds dick and smoke inhalation you just say monster game players ain 'nobody saw you online relax throat is the only life That is at the moment is that everyone chooses their journey to make a homie and peace of love. In fact, I am now looking down on the streets of Tokyo middle finger in the air for fucking pigs stumbling .. compassion for the wall of the text,
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Hi >>>/s4s/ poster!
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>>37642630
you hold the appropriate position instead s4s of the story? thinking?

>tfw no bf to just have fun with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQrEJe1rO-U
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tfw no bf to cuddle with while we close our eyes and listen to music


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