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Post positive things
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I've made new friends on r9k lately and they're all nice! I'm having fun here, and becoming more positive by proximity of some very kind and warm people
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Never forget that this will never be you.
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Here's a pic I got from /his/, it's all I got.
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Long ago in a distant cuckshed
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I, akuck
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>>37761603
the liberal-lgbtq master of feminism
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THE SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER IF KEKNESS
>take a piss
>make sure to stand there and shake it to get it all out
>put dick back in pants
>piss runs down leg
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO I FIX THIS SHIT
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That happens to me all the time too. I think my dick might be broken.
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>>37760541
I find that I gotta stand there another 10-30 seconds and push to get that last little bit out that usually runs down my leg
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>>37760541
I have a similar curse where everytime that I take a shit I have to piss, I can't not piss when I'm shitting.
The real problem is that it never feels like I've pissed properly like when I do standing up. For the next hour I have to urgently squirt out a tiny nothing of piss drops every 5 minutes.
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>tfw your bully always hurts your feelings and makes you cry but occasionally he'll look out for you and be nice to you
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>genuinely thought this was normal
>other friends have started being very concerned
I don't know who's right.
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Tell me more about these bullies
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>>37760607
Ho is dis?
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Tfw no fent and heroin junkie gf to shoot up with.
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>>37760524
>tfw no gun gf to shot myself with
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I know definitely know that feel brah.
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>>37760524
Fent
What a waste
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Who /un-favored child/ here?
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>>37760514
>tfw I'm the only one my mom wanted cuz I'm a boy
I rub it in my cunt sisters' faces all the time.
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>>37760514
I fucked a milf once.
Worst decision of my life.
I actually destroyed the woman's marriage.
Good thing I was young and moved to another city due to school and shit.
99% of the time those bitches aren't single, you guys are literally playing with death.
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>>37760966
The key word here was "married", you fucking cretin
Why do ameriburgers talk about cheating like it's just a normal thing to do
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Has the torched been passed? It should I say, been BLACKED
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>>37760492
Someone should tweet the guys from blacked and dogfart.
I bet they would make an offer to her.
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>>37760523
Imagine her accepting it and telling her beta providers AFTER a money begging session
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>>37760492
what? who?
update me
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Who's your favorite porn star? I still fap to Allie Sin. Her beautiful, emotionless face taking load after load always gets me off
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>>37760447
I only fap to milfs in the underground scene doing homemade videos.
You guys have no idea how depraved some housewives are out there.
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Good taste brah. That's also why i like her.
I fap to painal mostly so no real favorites here desu.
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>>37760505
Post some examples if you can please
How do I ask my sister if she wants to smoke weed with me? I don't think she's ever done it before.
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>>37760430
offer her pot brownies but tell her they're normal brownies
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Just ask. Just ask.
"Do you smoke? No? Well, if you did I definitely would want to smoke with you"
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>>37760430
laeving this heree
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The capybara is the only animal I have observed that I can emotionally relate to. What other animals are superior to humans?
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>>37760419
who the fuck cares about this
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>>37760419
do you think i fucking care
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>>37761003
Fucking leave normie, no one wants you here. The board would be a better place without faggots like you. Also, yeah OP, capybaras are based
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>be me
>be at work
>bend over to pick something up
>my pants rip revealing my asscrack and testies
>most embarrassing day of my life
>sit in my desk all day hoping nobody notices
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That's what you get for not wearing underwear
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>>37760366
Why don't you wear underwear buddy?
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>>37760378
>>37760376
It makes my balls itch, I been a freeballer since as long as I can remember
fuckit
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ITT: We write a deep feel rap song together
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Have some thing to get off my chest, let me try a few bars an you can add your feels too...
Few more exams, gotta hustle through,
Studying at the table, but i wish i were with you,
All these depressions just got me feeling blue,
Im sick of all this shit and i just dont know what to do!
I need some fresh air, these atmosphere makes me wanna puke,
Walk down the streets everything so busted and blue,
I'd rather see the world paint in green,
Like the fields i used to run in while i was on the soccer team,
Tons of friends, we had fun times whether right or wrong,
But i'm a loner now those time are long gone.
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>>37760346
Now I'm on /r9k/ despite being normie
Got it twisted thinking robots are the homies
If you got a better place to go I hope that you will show me
I'm just a momentarily "depressed" faggot with 9 friends feeling lonely
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>>37760723
Roasties roasties, eat some fuckin toasties
wake up in the morning watch some dudes hunt some ghosties
sitting in my boxers eating fruit loops
I haven't seen the light of day since eighteen diggity two
ain't got no friends ain't got no hoes
I'm scared of women I don't even know
I've never talked to one I wasn't related to
If you looked like a necrotising testicle you'd be jaded too
I guess you could say that we made it, foo
Neet life, never work, don't wanna get berated, true
normiedom is overated
Chad's got me emasculated
Mom says I need to just start datin
I say mom quit hatin!
roasties
what do they know
I just need to....I just need to show....mom.....that I can.....BE MORE! FUCK YOU MOM
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Life is gay and so am i
I cant even look dad in the eye
Time giin by so fuckn fast
As i sit around dreaming on my ass
I only eat shit thats unhealthy
Everyday i make sigils to be wealthy
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>"just go to a bar and make friends :)"
>go to a bar
>sit at the bar
>look at the bargirl for 10minutens
>gets everyones order
>ignores you
>wait 5 more
>still ignored
>walk out alone and leave
>walk around town for 3 hours crying
>4 time now
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>>37760332
for fucks sake. you have to signal her that you want to order soemthing you dum cunt
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>>37760332
as a bartender cucks like you are pretty funny, I am not your servant you have signal or at least make a eye contact.
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>>37760332
Did she also have her eyes on you anon?
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Does anyone still have insecurities from when they were bullied years ago?
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>>37760323
haha, what the fuck dude, of course not
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>>37760323
Is this a question? Do you even know were you are, fucking moron?
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>>37761519
Lies. Blatant lies.
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what ya playing/watching/eating/drinking?
Im catching up on the anime new game! and eating some cheap pizza I found at walmart.
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Watching fightan streams, might drink some tennessee honey soon. Is new game! any good, anon?
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>>37760279
OP your post made me feel super /comfy/
i wish i could spend my entire life doing this shit..
During a constant state night preferably.
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>>37760279
studying animal histophysiology for tomorrow's exam
listened to a new Trevor Something album
drinking the corn syrup carbonated jew
eating brazilian nuts and chestnuts