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When did you realize that companionship is worthless? Familiarity breeds contempt, you know.
>make friend
>converse with friend
>hate friend
>get rid of friend
The same goes for romance, too.
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It's true. It's common for best friends to hate each other after becoming roommates.
Ideally I wouldn't see my friends more than once every two weeks.
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My closest college friend was pretty awesome. We played games in his apartment for hours every week during the semester.
Then summer came around, he started calling me, and I can't hold the conversation for more than 5 minutes before wanting to hang up. Figures.
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I always long for intimate companionship but whenever I get close to someone I can't help but feel disappointed in them and myself. I know this yet still I long. Life is a vicious circle.
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MAMA RAISED A SOLDIER
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>>38879033
75 CENT COLOR T SHIRT
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>>38879092
Who sang this song. Was it pepe for real?
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black people be like...
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I need help robots. Should I go to school for pharmacy technician or radiology?
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>>38879001
I've always heard that radiologist make a lot of money, but I can't really prove that
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>>38879001
Radiology takes 4 years in med school but it seems like a decent career
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>>38879001
>Asking the robots
>Not asking the wizards on /sci/
Fucking hell anon.
Also Radiology.
So that they can cure your cancer.
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why do guys on tinder stop replying to me? 2017-08-06 12:40:13 Post No.38879000
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why do guys on tinder stop replying to me?
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ok ill transcribe my last tinder conversation with a 7/10 guy that commented on my profile
please tell me what im doing wrong.
Im a 6/10 girl
>Him: You like Batman? Im in love
>Me: ah, how lovely. I dont know, im just trying to find something to say about myself. Its difficult.
>Him: Hahahaha. You arent 23, right?
>Me: Whaa? Do i look older?
>Him: No, you look waay younger.
>Me: Oh but i am 23. Ill upload a better pic later.
>Him: Still, Batman is too mainstream. You need to be more specific.
>Me: Well you said you like "to travel", thats mainstream too. And what is healing?
>Him: Healing would be the art of healing, also called medicine lol. What kind of geek stuff you like?
>Me: Ah i thought it was that stuff about healing crystals and whatever.
>Him: No way. I study to be a doctor. Thats my life.
>Me: im sure you are gonna be happy as a doctor then. About geek stuff, eh, i dont know, movies, series, anime, whatever.
>Him: Anime lol
>Me: you think its too strange or something
>Him: Not at all. But the only anime i ever liked has been Dragon Ball
>Me: yeah thats normal
>Him: i study to be a doctor. I want to join volunteers all around the world. I really love my career
>Me: i think i hate my career but im about to finish it soo
>Him: What do you study?
>Me: Law.
>Him: Why not studying anything else?
>Me: i want to leave here so that would take too much time
>Him: makes sense. And what would you like to do?
>Me: you know for a while i thought about volunteering too, going to countries in war and writing what happens, etc
>Him: sounds too dangerous lol
>Me: well volunteering as a medic is gonna be dangerous too, you know? but maybe you get less chances of catching a bullet
no reply after that
why
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>>38879000
>would be the art of healing, also called medicine lol. What kind of geek stuff you like?
>>Me: Ah i thought it was that stuff about healing crystals and whatever.
>>Him: No way. I study to be a doctor. Thats my life.
>>Me: im sure you are gonna be happy as a doctor then. About geek stuff, eh, i dont know, movies, series, anime, whatever.
>>Him: Anime lol
>Doctor
>Healing crystals
He is probably still on the floor laughing his ass off.
Sorry ;-;
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>>38879000
Its almost always he found someone better.
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Why don't you go ask /soc/, the board literally created for normalfaggots with social problems, you braindead whore?
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What do people stare at you for? I get stared at because of my long hair, probably.
also pic related thread
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hey man textless posts aren't allowed
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Allowed arent posts textless man hey
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post more you mongoose
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Only failed normies allowed here pls.
>Have social life and friends, but never the life of the party
>Have female acquaintances, but no female friends, and still a kissless virgin
>Go to clubs and parties, but can't dance
>Drink alcohol to mask the pain of being a failed normie
>Too awkward to fit in with the real normies, too normie to fit in with the non-normies
>Still have lingering mental issues from being bullied in high school
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>>38878907
Truly, this anon is the loneliest anon...
Worry not. I have these tiny dancing cats...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw
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>Too awkward to fit in with the real normies, too normie to fit in with the non-normies
I know how it is. I have friends so I can't be a "robot", but I still feel like one in every other aspect.
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>>38879786
Another failed normie here.
>fitting in with robots
>good
Our one reassurance in life is that we've made more of ourselves than them.
>>38878907
You sound a lot more like a cyborg than a failed normie if you're still kv (most of us just v and have female friends) and got bullied in school (mmost of us flew under the radar but were never outwardly strange enough to get bullied). I think the hierarchy is chad-normie-failed normie-cyborg-robot-wiz
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how do i fap at my grandmas house im gonna be here for a few months
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In the shower or on the crapper
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You take your dick out and beat it retard
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>>38878900
haha well memed my friend upvoted 10 times! sadly i can only do it once
edit:tanks for golden boys
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>workout a few times a week
>eating healthier
>spend less time here
>grades are improving
>making friends at uni
>no gf but don't care
>still depressed and contemplating suicide
Why do normies even bother to give advice? Nothing works. Robots are destined for failure no matter what we do, happiness is unachievable. Take my life as an example, robots, don't even bother trying because it's all pointless. I'm honestly going to ghost every friend I made and go back to being a shut-in loser. What a fucking waste of time this was. Thanks a lot normalfags.
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>>38878660
You're overthinking. Stop focusing on your own thoughts so much...Turn your focus outward. Get out of your own head
t. Someone who is trying to do the same thing
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>>38878660
Maybe you're depressed because you don't have a gf OP. You should try getting a gf, even if it's really hard.
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if you do that you'll just be greentexting how shit your life is like the rest of us retards.
break the cycle idiot
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You're standing next to her, what do you say?
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>>38878633
"Wanna go get some coffee?"
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"Hey. Are you Taylor swift?" " yeah." "oh. Cool."
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>>38878633
H-hi. I bet you don't have a penis."
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Thunder Turned to Sun....der Edition :(
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hahaha you fags missed out on a comfy movie and chat
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Pic related is undoubtedly true
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>>38878585
Can you post the mollusk anon one too?
Does anybody have some sort of mood phases? Happens to me a lot and when I am in a phase of good mood I can relate to the most of the normie-tier advices and actually think that's the way to go. However after the phase ends and I feel like killing myself I become a typical desperate robot without any visible way to go although knowing that the "good" phase will eventually come back. Still haven't found what exactly needed to trigger it though. Is it ok to have that kind of mood swings (it's hard to actually call it mood, since it feels like a complete change of mindset) when you're 21 y/o?
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>>38878505
i know those feels exactly anon
you just need to learn to ignore negative emotions and use the knowledge you ahve when your feeling good to continue onwards.
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>Be me, 30 minutes ago
>Good mood, feeling comfy, gonna make tea, have a chocolate croissant
>See someone's eaten half my Croissant
>Blind reage, screaming and slamming doors and throwing things, hitting myself as hard as I Can on the arm and head
>Run upstairs, literallyshaking.jpeg
>Wish I had never been born, curse existence, curse myself for being to cowardly to cut my arms, hit myself some more
>shitpost on /r9k/
I specifically said I was planning on eating that FUCKING CROISSANT
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>>38878607
Making yourself feeling like shit is easy af, the idea is to trigger the perfectly distinguishable phase when you can be happy and productive. Also noticed that while this "remission" happens I am completely opposite of myself and can't really be passive and sad like I usually am, I have to be as much expressive and active as I can. However I usually burn out after half an hour of that kind of behavior.
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You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't had plastic surgery and become Chad
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too much money and im perfect the way Jesus Christ made me
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>>38878421
Fuck that shit my face would look even shittier with plastifag infusions.
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Because I don't have a bite problem so surgery won't do shit
because I can't afford it
because you're a faggot
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I salute our forever alone robot brother on Mars.
Happy birthday space robro.
;_;
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>>38878365
that's pretty sad, poor little guy
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>>38878365
Is Curiosity Rover /ourguy/?
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>>38878456
Why the hell would this make anyone sad? This is awesome if anything. The designers had a mind to add in something cool like that.
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>recorded myself with friends
>mfw hearing my voice
How can anyone stand me?
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>>38878346
vocaroo your voice m8 and lemme judge it, i'll go easy
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>>38878361
Sorry man idk what to say anyways
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>>38878346
>friends
>ree
>mom stopped buying food and making dinner for me.
I keep pointing out that this was included in my rent agreement but she doesn't care and is threatening to kick me out if I try to pay less rent. Can I take her to court for this?
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You should beat her and show her you are the alpha male bitch boy
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>>38878308
You have any documents signed? If not they'll throw your case.
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>>38878308
Dude move out and try to find your own place it fucking sucks living with people. I admit tho it's hard to find a place to yourself I'm living with roommates and I feel homcidal rage at times