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Is anyone else here literally brain damaged?
>about 6 years old
>sledding
>lose control of the sled
>go off a cliff straight onto my head
>still have asphalt in my skull apparently
>stop forming many long-term memories about personal life
>barely remember anything before the age of 22 (I'm 26 currently)
>get welfare
>keep forgetting I have welfare
>never developed a sex drive
>lost the capacity for anger
Sometimes I forget for months at a time I have brain damage, a thread on /sci/ just triggered the recall. I'm the only one here aren't I.
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>>36099467
>i think im different
>but im the same and im wrong
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>>36099467
Also it might take several hours for the pertinent information for a post to trickle into my head.
>little self control
>marginal introspection
>can't see faces
>unable to tease apart different noises, like conversations
I expect to keep thinking of things I should have included over the next day or so.
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When I was a kid I was on my dads shoulders and he dropped me on my head. Lost consciousness for a few minutes. Wonder if that gave me autism.
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STOP EATING, STOP EATING, STOP EATING, I DON'T WANNA GAIN WEIGHT ANYMORE
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>you don't have to eat anymore, anon. you already had a full meal. just ignore the cravings anon. you just have to make it until tomorrow, anon.
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Hit the gym and lift weights brah.
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>>36100090
No money brah,and i live far away from the gym..
>tfw no driver license
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What do you robots do on weekends? I have literally 0 friends and the only time I leave the house is to go to work. My roommates probably think I'm the biggest loser ever, one of them is this really hot chick, I try to pretend I'm normal but obviously she can tell I'm not, I sit in my room 12+ hours a day, or ill just sit outside on the porch for hours to feel slightly less like a loser.
Any anons relate?
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>>36099446
I spend essentially all my time working. Occasionally I'll leave the lab early and get drunk for a few hours on Sunday.
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>>36099446
I'm currently a neet but when I start working again I'm just going to work two jobs so I always have something to say when people ask me what I do
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>>36099529
That's what I was trying to do, anon. I got one job but I'm lousy at it and it's miserable. I tried getting a second job but after getting flaked on 3 times by interviewere I wondered if I really wanna work 2 jobs. Gonna try to just start getting way more hours at my first job instead. My coworkers are normies so on weekends they always want someone to take their shifts. On Saturday I'll work 11am-11pm
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can we stop posting pepe and feel guy
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>>36099427
>feel guy
This better be b8 faggot, because i would be really pissed otherwise
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>>36099427
A very original No
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>>36099427
but why
they're so useful and expressive
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What is the most robot drug and why is it the devils lettuce
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>>36099406
Definitely weed
>easy enough to get even spergs can find it
>no one will think you're cool for doing it
>makes you sit on your ass eat junk food and masturbate
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Truest robot drug is Robitussin.
>blanks your personality and you forget how much you suck
>doesnt induce more anxiety paranoia
>buy it from the drugstore so no awkward interactions with a drug dealer
>robotripping
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>adhd meds, ritalin, adderall, concerta, vyvanse
all that good shit, only real answer
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>tfw hate my name
What do?
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Change it
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You know you can change it right?
I recommend changing your name to Pepe-Wojak, memes are really in with normies recently so some stacies are bound to fall for you
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>>36099279
tell us ya name
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>be american beaner
>tfw was HKV at 26 until got new neighbor
>live in barrio, illigals everywhere
>tfw trump isn't doing his job
>new neighbor was very qt and started talking to me
>hit it off
>we fugged in her apartment when her mom was at work cleaning office buildings
>put on rubber
>during the middle of sex it felt extremely good and came
>Pull out
>heart drops because the condom broke in the middle of sex and I came inside her pussy
>now she's preggo
>tfw was just used to plant a anchor baby inside her
>I'm going to have a son
>tfw my mom is all happy about it and the girl doesn't believe in abortion
how fucked am i? I should have remained a wizard apprentice and get powers, now i'm getting a fucking family I don't want. what do i do now? I'm scared
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>beaner
your irrelevant, just kill the qt and yourself, we don't need more of your kind
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Kek. Get ready to slave away while she gets fat.
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Run back to El Salvador, I did that when I raped someone. Better in a shithole than cucked for your life bro
>tfw parents said that i need a girlfriend
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Make your mom your girlfriend.
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>>36099217
i had a girlfriend but i was to scared to tell anyone
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>parents don't wrangle you up some potentials
>still criticize your lack of gf
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>tfw bully transfers to another school
>tfw he will probably find another boy to bully
LIFE IS NOT FAIR
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you aren't supposed to enjoy being bullied anonkun
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>>36099304
>you aren't supposed to enjoy being bullied anonkun
I-I didn't say I enjoyed it I-I just want to protect other boys from him that's all h-haha
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>>36099206
>run into my highschool bully while stocking selves at work
>as soon as he notices me he turns around and avoids me
n-nice to see you too...
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it's friday night. time to get comfy and hang out with your bros on omegle.
tag: r9k
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>>36099055
haii boiiss
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So are we doing this or not?
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tfw no r9k bf to rub lotion on my body
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I am a 19 year old male who can move anywhere in the USA for free as long as I go to community college when I get there. Where would you go?
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No where cuz america is a shithole filled with niggers
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>>36098994
What do you want to study either at the 2 or eventual 4 year level?
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Probably head for Colorado you can get into Front Range community college easy and smoke all the dabs you want nigger
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Is worshipping black superiority the final redpill?
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>>36098991
Tfw this gave me a boner. PLS GOD I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS FETISH MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
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>>36098991
Who the fuck spends so much time making this shit.
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>>36099041
White genocide is inevitable at this point. There is absolutely nothing wrong with sitting back and enjoying it than living in despair and fear.
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/britfeel/ has been a permanent feature since November 2014
>/Danefeel/
>/Ausfeel/
>/Amerifeel/
>/Nedervoel/
What a fucking shambles they all were
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fucking hell Ausfeel must have been a shitshow
and Amerifeel is like any other thread
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/Amerifeel/ lmao, they really are dumb shits.
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>>36098930
Good job I guess?
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ITT: Normie problems
>tfw you have to sex them on the first date
while they're fresh and horny because by the second they've decided they want a relationship and withhold sex to get you to commit
Why girls think this is a good idea
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>>36098899
Females are just different creatures anon, they think and feel different than men for many reasons. The important thing to remember is when you get a good one, fuck her as many times as you can before you have kids with her and she procedes to gangbang a pack of niggers while youre working in your cubical
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Weeeeelll it's time for a bump
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>>36099550
>Weeeeelll it's time for a bump
Yeah dude because I fuck girls all the time on the first date. I've fucked hundreds of girls I can't even keep track.
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What height is actually considered Manlet status?
>inb4 "anything under 6'3 is a Manlet"
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>>36098864
I imagine "manlet" starts at around 5 foot 7.
I'm 5 foot 10 and I've never ever once in my life had a problem getting laid or doing anything at that height.
It's just a meme.
I know a dude that's 5 foot 5, he's tiny, but he's in a band and he's confident... he's not even that attractive... the ladies have always loved him since the days we used to skate at the local skatepark.
Height is a meme.
There might be SOME shallow dickheads that only care about that, but aren't they the kinda people you want to avoid in the first place?
5 foot 9 is worldwide average.
If you're 7 feet tall, fucking COOL, if you're 4 feet tall... FUCKING COOL...
Again... height is a meme.
Penis size is more important than height and I'm just clutching at straws here.
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>>36098864
Depends on what memegraph you follow. 5"10 is either considered king of manlets or not a manlet.
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>>36098964
I've refrained from this insult for many years, but you fucking reek of Reddit. Kys fosho.