Question to non-virgins
Is sex as good as it looks? Is having sex the best experience a person might have? Is it worth the effort it takes to get it?
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>>38900842
>non-virgins
wrong board buddy
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>>38900842
A friend of mine just lost his virginity at age 23 a couple nights ago, and he basically told me that it was overhyped and he felt dead inside afterwards because it was just a random hookup.
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>>38900842
heroin feels a thousand times better to be honest
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ok, that will be $11.50 plus a tip
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>>38900826
ok thanks, here you go, have a good one
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>>38900826
I've never had a delivery person ask for a tip, and I've ordered a lot of delivery in my lifetime.
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>>38900826
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FOOD IS HERE
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I'm terrible at following movie plots, is this a sign that I'm low IQ / a brainlet / slightly dumb?
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>>38900821
Not necessary, but it is incredibly likely that you are fucking stupid.
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No, but the fact that you created this thread asking this question is a definitive sign of you being a fucking retard.
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>>38900821
its ok anon, you're perfect just the way you are
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Hey robots, I'm a white man and just measured my dick for the first time because I'm lonely with nothing to do. It was erect when I measured. It was nearly 7 inches (17cm). For an erect white is that about average?
I checked it out online but only found pages of people talking about people talking about how black cock is superior. Just want an honest view.
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Average is 6 inches, I believe? Like not just white but globally. Congrats, you have a useless dick that's slightly above average.
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>>38900878
Man that's just fucking my shit up even more if its true
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>>38900977
Just go fuck a prostitute dude. It'll cost you pretty much the same as taking a girl out on a few dates in order to eventually get to fuck them. Shit, if I knew this back when I was in college, I would have never bothered with dating.
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4chan's blowin up
losin it
over pickle Rick
rapping Tomoko
is warnin you
its a trick
forget it
this shit's reddit
not a meme
a bad dream
it ain't funny
you've been fooled
thank this rap cause
now you're schooled
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>>38900816
rapping Tomoko is best thing about the day.
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Fuck pickle rick
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>>38900886
and Fuck Drumpf
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>30 years old
>still can't piss if someone is at the urinal next to me
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>>38900797
How do you handle trough urinals, that don't have partitions?
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>>38900827
I hold it or wait for a stall
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Piss over into their urinal from yours
>tfw father finally broke after supporting my NEET ass for years
How are things with your folks, NEET's?
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>>38900738
Post timestamp with message. I don't believe you.
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>>38900782
this is an old pic lol
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My mom is just happy to have her kids around. My father still has hope even though I'm 26 and haven't accomplished anything, I even told him I've completely given up but he still thinks I'm going to do something with my life. It hasn't been said but they both know I'd kill myself if I were kicked out.
im making a game. I'm working on the engine right now (pic related it's half of a polyhedron rendering of a car) thoughts so far? i'm trying to port my work to c++ or c#. its gonna be a FPS like quake or tf2. Does anyone know how I would go about making a star/glow/bloom effect, or know any good articles on that? I haven't got dynamic lighting to work yet due to some major limitations but I have a plan to get there.
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I don't understand anything that you just said, but it looks nice. I like cars. Especially the blue ones.
Stay safe OP!
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>>38900722
>java
you're going to hate yourself later if this catches on
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>working on the engine right now
why, there's a million FPS game engines out there, why reinvent the fucking wheel again when smart people with time and money already did it
why not use UE4 or something similar?
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Is there any form of cuckery greater than a white man having children with an asian woman?
>Asian genes are ultra-dominant so the kids look NOTHING like the father
>Children are invariably ugly
>The boys grow up to be virgins and betas, the girls grow up to be mentally ill SJWs
>They inevitably end up feeling no connection to their white ancestry and identify only with gook weeaboo culture
>Wife probably ends up cheating on you with a bigger, stronger, richer white male anyway
Yellow fever fags literally cannot refute this.
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Fuck off EurasianTiger, no one's falling for your bullshit.
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fucking asian girls as a white man is kinda like smurfing in online games
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>>38900750
I'm a white male. I'm simply concerned as to why so many of my race are willing to sacrifice the quality of their entire lineage in order to fuck gooks.
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>TFW some autistic beta orbiter won't leave your gf alone
>TFW she won't reject him directly because she's afraid he'll sperg out and attack her
Robots, how do I get him to fuck off? Preferably something permanent, like getting him to an hero would be optimal
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>>38900679
>Preferably something permanent, like getting him to an hero would be optimal
You're a piece of shit. Get aids you fucking faggot.
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>>38900679
>mfw this is probably me
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>>38900679
If you have a gf why are you on this board?
back to /b/
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Why are germans so goddamn hilarious?
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>>38900599
>i-it's not a mental illness!
trannies are so fucking delusional
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The fuck does this have to do with Germans, dumb faggot?
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>>38900599
Jesus christ I am okay with the ball cutting but you can see the dick is gone too, that looks like its going to cause a shit ton of problems
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What's a quality pocket pussy?
>feels like real puss
>doesn't soak up too much lube
>heatable
>discreet
>durable (1year+)
Need a toy that can compete with real puss to keep me away from the gains goblins, I'm from /fit/
I figured you robots would be the ones to know
Also open to other male masturbators/sex toys
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>>38900594
kek robots are too shy to order those
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Venus Real Soft with Onatsuyu lube and an onahole warmer if you want.
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Fleshlight or bust.
If you want to see other, inferior options go visit /jp/'s onahole general.
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I don't want to die as a touchless virgin but I'll die as a touchless virgin
I don't want to fuck hookers either
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The struggle of every robot. I just wish I could stop thinking about it. I abhor seeing young women now because it just reminds me of what I'll never have. Guess I'm a genetic dead end.
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I'm going to die a touchless virgin and I don't give a fuck.
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>>38900671
How old are you originallyy
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Why aren't you dating a black girl yet?
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i'm trying, get off my back
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>>38900576
I have a 5 inch penis sadly
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I am, been dating for about 9 months now. Girl of my dreams
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>/r9k/ spends ages making hundreds of poo poo pee pee pics to get normies to stop using pepe but fails
>/pol/ does a bit of shitposting and makes pepe hated overnight
Is this what getting cucked feels like?
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>>38900517
>implying
/r9k/ made those memes because they were a representation of the robot piss bottle collector. lurk moar newfag
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>>38900573
>newfag trying to look old
>while being completely wrong
How pathetic
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>>38900645
it's part of the board culture newfaggot. sage