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>>35424676
ew is that a nigger? ew

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Do fembots really find this pathetic baby shit attractive? Has this worked for you before OP? Why are you posting this thread?

>>35424719
>big natural breasts
>not black or hispanic
Lol with white girls a c cup is considered big

>>35424635
Cry moar fagget

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have some dog juice and calm down

>>35424635
Fuck people who own any pet that isn't being farmed. Let them run free instead of forcing them into a life of imprisonment.

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Femanon here. Yes we do. I only date guys who drive miatas.

i don't

but if a girl wants your money or is just really into cars then yes

No.

But my friend used to be one of those models that you'd see at shows and in magazines. She cares. She also judges men who drive automatics.

>>35424567
>>fembot (male) = boy
>>gf(female = girl
>>gf(male) =boy
>>bf(female) = girl
>>bf(male) = boy

>>35424567

The gender in the brackets is the real gender.

>>35424587
why bother?
why is every successive generation increasingly obsessive over labeling fucking everything?
why do you want to compartmentalize every aspect of your waking existence?
why do you want to narrow the vision of every facet?

How the fuck are you okay with christian gf but Agnosticism is unacceptable?

>>35424649
Your whole fucking chart doesn't make sense.

She has to be entirely practical otherwise it's unacceptable but she can be somewhat dedicated to Theoretical and that's "Perfect"

you're a right wing free market supporter but she has to be in favour of regulated markets to be perfect?

If she has a religion she has to be highly dedicated to it, but an atheist gf is perfect.

You're chubby yourself but you won't accept a chubby gf at all.

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apparently i filled this in ages ago so here it is, i will post the template next because op is a faggot and didn't post it.

>>35424514
hows highschool champ?

>>35424514
Fires are for plebs

Iktf. Everything's so damn boring, I wish I could enjoy myself doing any activity.

You should always clean your dick before trying, so I would rub alcohol on it to stop it from making a mess of your hands. Then you should grab so,thing like a pencil and put it inside your dickhole to stimulate the glans inside. Then slowly rub your penis while slowly twisting the pencil to get maximum pleasure. Fun times, op

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>>35424437
>has this image
>never had time to fap
No this is bait fuck off reddit spies.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35424495
Sarkesian cuck sissy porn. Excuse me while I projectile vomit.

>>35424327
Sure you are buddy, we beIieve your story

>>35424327
>homeless people secure a phone or internet access before a job or shelter
Good priorities m8

>>35424534
You apply for jobs online.

You get calls back on your phone.

You're not very smart, huh?

>>35424297
SPIKED

can you imagine getting skewered by BIG WHITE COCKS

>>35424232
It seems like everyone on steam is an incel and there is alot of people on there

>>35424232
I'm 5'7, ginger, with a big nose. Women usually treat me with low level hostility; they make it very clear from the outset that I'd better not get any ideas. If you're ugly you're fucked. Nothing else matters.

>>35424275

I am not talking about ugly or short men. But average. Seems like handsome men struggle to get fatties cause they can get hotter men on tinder.

stomp and post vid pls op

>>35424185
Have you thought that its maybe got some sort of nervous disorder?

Take it to the vets, if you cant afford it take it to a shelter. Don't be a cunt.

>>35424225
I don't care what it has that's bull shit nothing should be that fucking afraid of every single thing. Literally any movement and it fucking shoots across the house and just creepily stares at you wide eyed and breathing hard

Every time I walk into a room I just hear some random loud ass shuffling and it's just fucking booking shit

I'm sure there is a roasty who's been blacked willing to date you op.

"Do you mind if we smoke this blunt outside?

Cus it's nice out, and we could get high"

God damn mac miller used to be so nice widdit

>>35424179
Short>balding Short>balding Short>balding Short>balding Short>balding Short>balding Short>balding Short>balding

>>35424168
when you wake up
[find me]

luck . its all luck

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>>35424168
>women are such vapid whores they take selfies at funerals

>>35424165
Alternatively, I've slept with 12 chicks and don't have a single STI.
Just don't fuck dirty sluts. Or wear a rubber when you do.

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I was taken advantage of when I was younger and it resulted in me getting herpes.
Feels pretty bad.
But 85% of adults have herpes type one or something like that.

>>35424337
Damn anon, how young?

Play Jrpg/action RPGs that originate from Japan.
Specifically the souls-borne games
specifically dark souls 1, 3, and bloodborne

never touch dark souls 2

>>35424080
>>35424060
Also the bio shock series is good anon. Any story game made before the elf craze or that's from a market that's not infected with it, like American market pre- 2009 (some exceptions) and the Japanese market.

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>>35424080
i like arpgs and i like souls games, dont have a ps4 for bloodborne.