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90% of this board is overrun by millennials and this will go over their heads.
You have to earn your beer. After a day of hard work, there is nothing more refreshing than a nice cold one. But this beer won't taste as even half as fucking good if you just did nothing all day like a lazy fuck. You have to earn it.
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>>35270822
Don't you mean Gen Z?
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>>35270831
What does a 17 year old know about cracking open a beer after a hard day of working
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>hard work
cubicle monkeys btfo
politicians btfo
CEOs btfo
labrats btfo
HR btfo
call centers btfo
lawyers btfo
etc.
is goreshit /ourmusic/?
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>>35270806
tokyo anal dynamite is
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gonna' have to go with mozart on this one
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>normie cashing in on Japanophilia
No and you fuck right off for even thinking robots like that drek.
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who else still gets allowance? and how much?
I get $40 a month from mommy, and I spend it all on tendies.
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So this is your first post outside of Reddit, huh?
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>was getting $40/wk to take care of grandparents 2 days a week
>VA started sending over a nurse on those specific days
>probably gonna lose that income soon
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>>35270799
ya how'd I do
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>finally build up the courage to ask out oneitis
>rejected
Here's to the fools who dream...
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Don't have anything to tell you. But have a picture of this old man. Hope you appreciate my effort.
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How long did you know her for? If you say more than a month I'm gonna slap you
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>>35270780
You dodged a bullet, OP.
I know it's a watered-down phrase now, but all women are whores.
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Come here and post the good things about your day.
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>>35270755
I'm on the north west coast, it's raining and makes my dick hard do to shear aesthetic pleasure. Sipping hot cocoa whilst browsing the chan on a bean bag.
>This is as good as it gets
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my sister moved out and took her dog who I watched for like 2 years while she was at work
I need a new dog now, I'm lonely
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>>35270807
Thats a funky looking dog there anon.
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>mfw I notice a robot irl
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>>35270741
There's one guy in my school who I think is a robot, he always just hides away with his hood up and plays vidya on his thinkpad.
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>>35271009
Is it a Gentoo Thinkpad?
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>tfw some time in the next couple of decades new technology will make every thought we have visible to everyone else
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>>35270696
it already is, and they don't care enough to read it
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>>35270696
Don't worry, everyone already knows you're a faggot
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>>35270696
Unfortunately for YOU, the technology's not necessary...
Any guy that walks past you can plainly see you staring at their crotch and licking your lips...
And women can also see you staring at their boyfriends crotch.
You're a one trick pony
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I just want to have sex. I'm tired of all these normie motherfuckers pretending their lives suck when they have sex regularly. They take it for granted and it doesn't even cross their mind that it's unobtainable to some.
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r9k is not for lonely virgins anymore. Please leave to wizchan.
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>>35270659
Your hand is better, trust me. You don't want to swim in a pool of shit everytime you want to have sex.
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>>35270659
5`9 manlet reporting in i know that feel
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has anyone else dropped their university due to depression?
im 25, going to my 3rd and i already know i'm going to drop it again because my brain is defective
has anyone fixed this?
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Where you study, anon? Uniesquina?
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That sounds like it would just make the depression worse. At least school gives me something concrete and structured to do
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>>35270811
>That sounds like it would just make the depression worse
It does. Being an unwilling NEET was the worst period of my life.
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>tfw your parents will always have more money than you even though you're smarter and more educated than them
>they'll never fully understand the advantages they started out with and will always criticize you for not being where they were at your age
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>>35270598
boomer hate thread?
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>>35270610
Sure, why not! Let's have a boomer hate thread
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it's okay to check your partner's phone if they're caught doing something suspicious, right?
My boyfriend was texting someone at around 1am. I haven't had an opportunity to check his phone, but I'm planning to go through his texts the moment I can be alone with his phone.
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it's okay to fuck off to /adv/
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>>35270725
I'm not asking for advice though. I'm asking for validation.
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>>35270968
either you trust him or you dont and if you dont trust him them why are you in the relationship? the moment you check his phone is the moment you two are done
I wish I was fucking dead. Today is my birthday, all I want is some girl to treat me human enough to touch my fucking junk. That's literally it. Just let me ejaculate inside her, that's all I wanted for my fucking birthday.
Instead I'm drunk (and sobering up) in front of my fucking pc, thinking about the few experiences I had, and the chances I missed.
I'm tired of rotting alive, I'm tired of being subhuman.
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Whish me happy birthday, you fucking faggots.
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Sorry your mom didn't let you busst inside her, she sounds like a real bitch
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>>35270594
H-happy b-irthday anon.
P-pls don't hurt me.
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What are you guys playing in 2017?
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>>35270512
I thought the new nintendo was a legitimate console, it's just a new gameboy?
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>That hand
Top kek
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Fuck off Justin you fat jew
Does anybody else sometimes have little periods throughout the day sometimes where they kind of begin entering the frame of mind like:
>I am something special. I see something that others don't, and I am chosen by a higher power to save humanity. I just need to figure out how to do that. I am humanaties last hope to stop it from killing itself.
or something like that?
I'm on zoloft and depakote and adderall and it helped my bipolar shit but I still keep getting this. what is this? schizophrenia?
Sometimes I do talk to myself in my head though:
>You are to follow the tenfold path. Be a noble strong man.
>Be honorable, blah blah
And then I get myself into situations like this, and when I'm out of that frame of mind, I'm like
>why did i fucking do this?
I do it alot at work too(I'm a mcdonalds '''''chef'''') and its fucking annoying. Should I seek help?
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>>35270509
I get this too. I think it's just being nuts. Why you and not the person passing by on the street? I guess it's just an idea that will keep us going.
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>>35270509
One night:
>Little bro makes me watch Rick and Morty
>I like it
>I was kind of depressed at this time, lay down, start getting more depressed and suicidal
>Start thinking of Rick and inter-dimensional travel
>Start thinking really hard about alternate universes and dimensions, realize that if there really is an infinite number of realities and anything is possible, then there must be a reality where I have learned to travel outside the dimension like Rick
>Realize that it's also entirely possible for a version of that reality to exist where I am coming to get ME, specifically ME, the one in this universe
>Realize that it's also possible there's something preventing that from happening, but then start thinking just me thinking that could have made it not happen
>Start crying and feeling fucking terrible, trying my damndest to think of escaping this dimension
>End up passing out
Never had something like it happen again.
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>>35270509
So whose gonna saaaaaaave the woorrrrrrrrld toniiiiiiiight? Whose gonna bring it baaaaaaaaaaack to liiiiife
>There are people who spend all day on r9k
>These same people try to give advice to other people
>These same people look down on other people on this board
>These same people mock others on r9k
That's like a kid calling another kid retarded when they're both riding the short bus.
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Son Goku
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Just because you're a shithead doesn't necessarily mean you're wrong tho
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>>35270467
I would like to offer you my sincere assistance in this disturbing matter.
It appears to me that you just need some good advice.
You're a faggot
You're less than me
You are inept
Glad I could help
I'd stick around a little longer to give you more advice, but there are only 24 hours in a day and so many threads to offer assistance in...
Adios, shitlips