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>>37215907

Yeah FUCK YOU I'll post wherever I want to, FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!

>>37215907
Hey what's up? How's that coffee taste.

>tfw got a keurig for christmas because my old coffee maker broke
>tfw it only takes k-cups which cost like 40 cents a cup and i'm neet now
>tfw the thing that lets you use real coffee costs as much as a normal coffee maker

>>37215876
To be fair, it doesn't take much to make a ladyboy happy.

>>37215876
Look at those glasses that make him look like a bug-eyed weirdo. That is 8/10 confidence.

>Teacher

The man has an authoritative position. Women deep down crave for dominance in a man. This is why you usually see female coworkers banging their boss or nurses banging doctors.

>>37215860
Give her a blanket and a good night kiss

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>>37215920
spoken like a true robot. Good job m9

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>>37215920
>blanket
>not a bowl of eggs

>>37215553
> it's the solution to all my problems

wew lad i wish i had your problema

>>37215553
Up your test or become a trap

>>37215575
should i start smoking cigarettes or something

other than the memes of eat well, sleep 8h and exercise how do i up test levels

>>37215508
are you not okay ?

>>37215508
Under the toe skin bridges behold thine thigh cheeks bitch tits bacon bits

D'accordo! Qualcosa di unico per il mio anonimo favorito! =)

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Yes
As long as they troll and kill Whites, I am all fine with it.

White people are the cancer of this World.

>>37215469
t. muslim here.
i have to drop this huge silent redpill.

MUSLIMS (like pic related) ARE WORST THEN NORMIES
>MUSLIMS (like pic related) ARE WORST THEN NORMIES
MUSLIMS (like pic related) ARE WORST THEN NORMIES
>MUSLIMS (like pic related) ARE WORST THEN NORMIES

you are lucky anon to ask.
ask any question, i know your fav is "Why?"

>>37215572
Pissed off nignog detected

It hurts when I try to do that because I know it isn't sincere.

>>37215632
>It hurts when I try to do that because I know it isn't sincere.
fake it till you make it brah

>>37215632
What's insincere about putting your hand on your sternum and saying "still ticking, better enjoy it while it lasts"

Truly memes are the weapon of the 21st century.

>No source
This place really is /b9k/

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>>37215170
kek it really is everywhere and people repost this on twitter
who did this

What's on your mind anonski

>>37215204
it's raining and i want my kratom to get here a lot even though it probably won't until tomorrow

>>37215259
Do you like the rain? Is the kra your substitute for something harder to get or do you enjoy it in itself?

And my input!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AeYahm9csG

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>>37214742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HGPxzkvem

>>37214742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BcVxAM3qzw

>>37214683
uhhhh i guess no?

>>37214690
But it feels good and you can jack off later, I guess it's a little weird but not sure

Do it. it'll be nice, either as an experience or as a story

Why are you in the psych ward OP?

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>>37214673
because i am crazy

>>37214701
Are you sure you're actually crazy?

Maybe you're sane and THEY are the crazy ones.

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Well well well...

Fucking angry right now

This was clearly the will of Allah.

Why couldn't she die too ;_;

>>37214107
>no money
>don't know where else to get guns

I would have done it too

>>37214144
this, quite originally

now at 33, I just shout 'fuck you' whenever I pass by it

>>37214107
it's all attached to the effort required. that's not to say it has anything to do with laziness, but it takes a lot more from someone to go through the necessary preparation and planning. only someone 100% committed to the mission can do that. i imagine a lot of robots would have shot up their school if they were simply handed everything they needed one morning

>>37214088
They were also gay lovers

>>37214088
Kyle's parents must've been relieved by Columbine desu. Not only their retard is gone but they also get to attention whore a bit.

rip that disabled boy