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I'm pretty sure it's because of the big arms. I think women love that.

>>35756520
It's obviously because he's a surgeon/doctor.

>>35756371
when it comes to women
looks=status>>>>>>>everything else

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Just dont worry about it then. Only swear when it feels natural otherwise it will sound forced. Swearing constantly is lowly anyway.

someone who swears alot

>tfw cussing is a permanent part of your common vocabulary thanks to hanging out with older "cool" kids during your youth

FUCK

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>try to act like a bit of an asshole to appear cool
>blush when someone calls me out

Hello? Anyone?

>>35756353
it is KAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUTE.

FUCKING BEST THING EVER.


oh my god I want to squish it.

>>35756328
stop watching so much porn anon

stop watching pron and adjust your diet. eat more tomatoes and eat less beans

>>35756328

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVXzT_RBxFk

I look like the right picture already minus the tattoo and i look a bit younger.

What now?

>>35756352
Become less autist and talk to girls.

>>35756364
Talk to girls where? Where do you find them?

Chads don't like fat unhygienic girls.

>>35756245
Sauce? #-#"originol

No sex drive. No point in going out just to fuck

My whole damn life.

They weren't mean or anything, most of the time anyway. Sometimes they were even very nice, and did their best to include me.
But it was always obvious that I just didn't belong with them.

I just want to feel normal for once.

>>35756320
I know that feel anon

original af

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>>35756242
I went to discos many times, hoping to find a drunk qt to fuck, but I quickly realized I'm absolutely useless in those situations.
>go to disco
>drunk as fuck
>dance good
>look good
>dance next to qt
>pull out all the courage I have and actually make physical contact with her
>hands on her hips
>turns around
>disgusted
>literally disgusted
>it's like the tenth time it happens
>friends see me and laugh
Then I tried again going while not blind drunk
>have to drive
>sober
>realize that everyone is taller than me
>realize that no one wants me
>try not to think about it and just dance since I'm good at it
>quite better than most people, really
>party is over, didnt score shit
>friends of a friend ask him something while looking at me
>he later tells me what they asked
>"what kind of crazy drugs did your friend take?"
>"he sometimes stopped dancing and stayed still with the most haunting 1000 yard stare I have ever seen"
>I have no memory of this
>I was 100% clean and sober
Now I have accepted that I will never ever fuck or even kiss a stranger without talking to her.

What could I have done to prevent it? I always report and if I post I sage. Now I try just to report and ignore

>>35756222
You left so it is you that let it happen.

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>>35756322
Damn you're right
I let my children down

You are fucked originally

>>35756212
depends who was talking to you

Threaten suicide works every time

>>35756156
Because she's holding back her roasts on how small that guys dick is.
Race mixing whore.

>>35756156

In a lot of porn, the women are fucking some guy or sucking his dick or whatever and the guys are hairy, fat, ugly, old, etc. Sometimes they are a combo of all of that, other times it's a mix and match.

But the women seem to all enjoy it so much. So the question is, why? Even if they were getting paid for it, you can't think that they wouldn't be disgusted at least a little.

And I'm sure hot women have other opportunities in life besides porn.

>>35756172
Money
Uhhhh, AHDOI.

the first step is posting tits

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it's alright op, girls can love girls

>>35756151
Whats wrong with liking girls more then guys ?

I slip the bar up my ass, which am I?

>using soap

fucking disgusting normies

>>35756115
Subhuman.

qaz

Did you corect him?

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>>35756118
No, I adopted his pronunciation instead.

Isn't it "mee-mees"?

LMAO what a loser

origa

>>35756233
please do not say mean thing to me

I know that feel Famicom 64.

>>35756068
how do you know if you havent tried

>>35756090
It's...impossible. It's just not possible. I can feel it. There's no way I can do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGobXsmPx78
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