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datamining is for faggots FBI

My name is Yuni.

>>34454715
/g/ please go and stay go.

Thanks for being reasonable other OP

I should invest in a mini fridge. The amount of effort I put into going to get beer from downstairs is too much.

>watch the undateables five years ago, laugh at the spastics not able to get a gf
>watch the undateables now, every episode I find more and more parallels with my own love life

Nietzsche was a failed normie who lost his onitis to Chad and went nuts from chronic blue balls.

sorry but i prefer marx instead

>>34451389
Does he write those goosebump books?
I like those, I get scholastic reader points for every one I finish.

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100% orignical post

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Alright guys. I took a lot of time doing this.

Please reply !!!

>>34449465
mods mods
please delete him

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>>34447700
OP here, this is what I'm listening to

>>34447700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

I dont listen to music anymore except to pass the time when walking around....

>>34402454
>I'm not sure when the regret is going to set in.
It might never set in as you're probably a cuckold hardcoded by your genetics.

Enjoy the moment, anon.

>>34402454

You can only fix this by giving your tight white boipussy and your throat to some BBC.

>>34402454
Stop this lying.

>>34468069
I would pay to watch you try this

>1m87
kek manlet

>>34468069
I'd pay to watch you be mauled to death by a tiger.

>>34467950
im sorry are you saying you didn't know that your cum smells

>>34467973
no
i'm saying your room, maybe even your clothes/body are constantly drenched in a miasma of the smell

>>34467950
>beat off at the computer chair for years
>everyody used the computer chair
>nobody said anything

maybe i just was lucky

please do, that means more white women for me.

>>34467911
Become a qt trap instead

>>34467911
Race mixing only applies to having children, which isn't going to happen anyways

I constantly experience various pains and discomfort in my ass/dick areas. I don't care, I gave up

I feel that when I piss after I cum. Pretty sure it's my prostate.

for about a year when i was maybe 19/20 i would occasionally leak a small amount of cum out of my dick if i took a big enough shit

i really have no idea what that was about. it couldn't have been an STD for obvious reasons. it didn't hurt, i just figured my poop was somehow milking my prostate on the way out

this hasn't happened in a years and years but i still think about that sometimes

>>34467525
>I`m an unfunny mega-faggot, please rape my face
What did Anon mean by this?

>>34467525
It's a whore signal, which is a shame because I kind of like the look of them.

Its a resurgence of a 90s fad but according to social media it means you're a huge slut.

I started smoking weed to curb my alcoholism and it's had the unwanted side effect of making me remember a shitload of repressed and blocked childhood memories.

I don't like any of them.
They're all painful.
They all remind me of every opportunity wasted and all the time spent loathing.

Weeks feel like days and years are just a blur now. What's happening?

>>34467548
I don't even think about wasted opportunities but how happy and carefree I was as a kid juxtaposed with now. I just don't understand how it's all over and now I'm supposed to wagecuck for the rest of my life.

>>34467498
>daily reminder that degenerate sluts without a decent upbringing think this is acceptble behaviour
FTFY
Pull your fucking head out of your ass.

>>34467498
Daily reminder that /r9k/ doesn't know any real women besides the ones they research on the internet to post as straw-men in their shitty arguments.

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>it's now socially acceptable to fuck dickgirls and cute boys

Checkm8 roastie sluts

No. Japs are horrible people, and if you don't like anime, there's no point. Learn Korean instead, it's easier and the people aren't as garbage.

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>>34467495
>Is Japanese worth learning? I don't even like anime just the place seems comfy

Of course Japanese is worth learning!
If not for the beauty of the language itself, there is far more to Japanese culture and media than anime. I have never been very interested in anime and learning Japanese has been a very worthwhile endeavor for me.

Once you start learning Japanese I think it will surprise you how applicable it could be in your life. When you have a tool you tend to use it, and your world view will expand to include a whole new country with 100 million people. Word by word, sentence by sentence, you will start to pick up on little things you hear in videos or music or any other Japanese content you interact with online.

Even if you can never actually go to Japan, learning Japanese can be very worthwhile - it ultimately falls upon you to seek out content to exercise your skills. If you are interested, my advice to you is to simply jump in and try your best!

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>tfw you'll never be a samurai

>>34467404
Oi. Perhaps the women you've met have been complete dullards.

>>34467404
I hope one day you let yourself love someone.


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>>34467404
I'm not incapable of love, but I have issues with bonding.