sell me your benis
No, Yu sel mi benis
>>35603839
How much? I'm planning on getting it removed anyways.
>>35603839
What are you gonna do with it? Are you gonna keep it attached?
Do you guys ever feel like fucking minorities?
>>35603811
Asians are the world's majority by far.
Why, you can't even get a regular girlfriend?
>>35603811
damn that's a fat ass I bet her pussy feels so sweet
>tfw 8.5/10
>Tfw no qtpi gf
>>35603805
I'll be your gf(male)
Originaly tho desu~
>8.5/10
You are joking rite?
>>35603805
This guy's head was always so weird looking
I am so depressed about this guying being president. I feel like we are living in some kind of dystopia, or cosmic joke. Why did we deserve this? Why did we deserve an utter moron to be president?
Why do we deserve utter morons like you running around?
If you like mexico so much pack your bags and move there
We need a yuuuge moron first so we can finally get something nice after in 2020 my nig
>>35603829
Name one person the democrats can run in 2020 that anyone cares about
whats everybody up too tonight ?
im just sitting here rotting on this board as usual what about you guys ?
that pic... really makes me hmm...
>>35603765
its a good pic isnt it anon ?
>>35603745
Trying my best not to think about my life and break into tears.
>Wake up everyday at 2 pm
>No job, school, bills, or stress to worry about.
>Money still coming in via NEET bux.
Life is comfy, carefree, and full of tendies.
d-damn you Pepe! that's my money that's paying for your NEETbux!
I have to wake up at 6 AM to wageslave for Mr. Goldberg and you're just laying in bed all day!
>>35603818
You're paying for my nutritious meals at subway too, cuck.
i've been a neet for 2 years I might start getting neetbux soon I just want to die though
question for truckerbots
is there any chance that i could learn how to drive an 18 speed truck even though ive never even drove a manual car just automatics? im around trucks all day and even get to service them and change their air brake pads and the idea of how many gears they have and shat gear you want to be in for a certain speed and how to shift it without using the clutch and changing hi/lo and splitting sounds insanely hard but id feel awesome if i could know how to drive one
theres a truck driving school that is 3 weeks long that is like 20 miles from my house but considering i dont even know how to shift right or the proper way to would they probably use me as a joke and just laugh at me and yell at me for being an idiot? or would i have a chance and probably get a cdl in just three weeks?
Yeah no one here probably even knows what a clutch pedal is bro
>>35603709
is it just me or is there only 8 or 12 gears there
>>35603709
Even a retard could do it, they'll laugh at you for being an idiot but you'll learn and once you do it's natural.
My grandpa taught me how to shift in his rig when I was like 11.
Why do people say ""Jewish"" as if it's some kind of special ed race? Aren't they just white? Why do they call themselves Jews instead of just White? It's all the same shit?
>>35603651
Jews are about as white as the Irish.
>>35603677
Irish folks are white?
drunken bog whites, but still white as fuck
>>35603695
how are they not
i just don't get why people say "jewish" instead of white or caucasian. like the fck
>>35603677
jewish people are like the fucking posterboard for white people. how come people have to give them a special name when they LOOK white as a fucking pale ghost?
Alright ao here's the thing.
Dubs- Roastie
Trips- Stacey
Quads- An Actual Human Being thats female.
Good Luck Boys.
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN ON THE RIVER
Originally of course
>>35603764
Kek not even in my dreams
>>35603623
No force, whether kek or luck or anything shall get me the quads I want
/Who here hates /pol//?
I'm getting real sick of seeing Trump, race bait, "anti white" threads everywhere on 4chan.
We get it. Trump won the election.
What I don't get with /pol/ is that they assume everyone cares about politics when only like 55% of the voting population voted in the previous election.
Your victory doesn't really mean much but regardless, stop posting /pol/ shit outside of /pol/.
Sincerely, rest of 4chan.
>>35603558
I hate /pol/ they're fucking obnoxious
>>35603558
The racebaiting and antiwhite threads aren't /pol/. They're what /pol/ wants to stop.
Yes. Sick of nu-/pol/, also known as r/the_donald illegal immigrants to 4chan. They don't understand the etiquette of 4chan. Don't invade other boards. Don't politicize memes. Don't be a tripfag. Don't talk about 4chan outside of 4chan. They do all of that.
Why do so many men turn into traps these days?
It used to be a kind of meme, something really out of the ordinary that would make people dumbfounded and weirdly aroused, nowadays it's a well accepted lifestyle and tons of men are turning themselves into women.
>>35603508
>are you shitting me there is no way that thing has a penis
If wanting to fuck that is gay then I'm gay bots.
>>35603508
>eggj.jpg
is this a trap?
>>35603508
Because they're weak failures. Nothing special about them but they've been raised to think that they're unique. When they find out nobody gives a shit about your uniqueness as a male and you actually have to put in work they decide to become pretend women and start mutilating their body.
>tfw you're not a social butterfly
I just want to stop being awkward
>>35603466
>try to stop awkward by being funny
>nobody laughs
>>35603480
Here's the tip to saying things that are funny: Don't try. If you try to say something funny and it isn't funny, you'll get embarrassed af.
Just say the first thing that pops into your head when you want to be funny, and be honest.
>>35603533
>Just say the first thing that pops into your head when you want to be funny, and be honest.
that's what got me isolated to begin with. Being honest and being yourself don't work when you are shit person
for every reply to this thread i'll post the next part
>>35603443
here is a replyorigonal
Sounds like a reasonable investment
Posting in ebin thread:DD
Originao commento
What led you to do this? Do you regret it? What did you do afterwards? If you dropped out of college, do you ever plan on returning?
>dropped out of college after 2 weeks due to social anxiety, depression and paranoia that got too bad for me to manage
>knew I would be hopelessly fucked if I did this, but saw no other way
>NEET for 5 months now, wanted to get a job at some point but realised it's not feasible for an unskilled nervous wreck like me, even if I wanted I couldn't find a job
>NEET life is feeling like a total waste of time that is making my anxiety even worse
>recenty have been suffering of nightmares related to anxiety in school
>despite of this I want to go back to college at some point since it's the only way for me to get a halfway decent job ever, but fear that I'm too incapable for this by now and that my problems would cause me to drop out again (even my parents have told me that this would happen)
So basically it's just continue suffering as a NEET forever, or go back to college and risk suffering even more while also giving myself more mental trauma and wasting money. What a fucking shitty life.
>dropped out of grade 9 just before 14th birthday
>didn't go back for the new term
>went into a home school telephone/internet thing
>did it once
>rest of year did nothing
>ended up going back to my old school for grade 10, they skipped me ahead
>dropped out of grade 10 after first term because had another breakdown
>NEET rest of the year
>2011, school wouldn't let me back
>had to go to TAFE
>couldn't start until I was 16
>went to get set for work program
>didn't get job
>go to TAFE for grade 10, dick around with it for over a year, fuck up and become full NEET until I was 19
>get grade 10 eventually
>do courses past couple years
>nearly 22 and NEET again for 6 months
>need to find job but never looked and don't go out much
>2004
>be me
>live in a group home that's super strict
>graduate high school
>go to college
>get overwhelmed by the freedom
>drop out because I just spend it all watching anime I downloaded off the DC++ network that was set up in the dorms
>move in with grandparents
>join military a few years later because going nowhere and about to be kicked out and homeless
>do 4 years in the Navy and take skills to civilian world
>acquire career in the wind industry after I get out
Everything went better than expected honestly. If I wasn't socially retarded as fuck.
>Dropped out of college two years ago bc I literally didn't understand any of it
>Tried online courses next fall, couldn't do that either
>Got a job last summer and worked there until fall since that's how long I was suppose to work there
>Been a NEET since and don't ever want to try again
>Wish that I was dead everyday
Lets post some cats.
>>35603410
11/10, would pet tenderly.
Humorous name btw.
This is my ludicrously photogenic cat, Roxie.
>>35603410
>>35603704
10/10 absolutely purrfect
Tigger likes to keep her paws warm by sitting in my slippers after I take them off.
>>35603410
around 13 years old and still kicking