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How do you deal with the fact that you can never be with the girl you're in love with?
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>>37786330
just be happy that chad is providing her the pleasure and lifestyle she very much deserves.
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>>37786330
Don't know. I would assume you conquer the world for her only to turn her down.
>>37786345
nigger, pls go
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>>37786330
>implying I would know what love feels like
I just write all feelings towards women off as lust.
I'm feeling it for the first time.
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>>37786305
Feeling what buddy?
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>>37786305
The dick in your ass?
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>>37786305
I feel you
Origanoli Broli Granoli Boli
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normies and chads OUT
tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegleroasties allowed :- DDD
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>Say Hi to someone
>they sit for like a full minute
>start to type another reply
>they disconnect
Why are you dudes even doing this if you dont want to talk
More people who actually want to have a convo please join
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i am not chad, stop skipping me
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>>37786303
happy summer chatting robots!
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ITT we re-enter middle-school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfC9n8OgUG4
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>song released in 2005
>middle school
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what would you like on your pizza?
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>>37786310
Not OP, but I'm 25 and 8th grade started 2005. I remember getting a launch 360 for Christmas
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Fucking cicadas.
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I like them. They make summer comfy
Otherwise it would be too quiet desu. If you view their sounds not as noise, but as ambient music, it actually sounds quite nice
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>>37786631
pretty much definitely completely absolutely this
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so last night i drank this beer, and i felt shity. big headache and i fell asleep. then this morning i felt TERRIBLE, massive headache all day, wanted to stab myself and die.
and today, like a dumbass im drinking it again. even after one i feel terrible. my question is, how can I tell if im allergic to some of the ingredients? would i be throwing up or something? or is it all in my head? because i do indeed suffer my hypochondria. but the next morning i hate myself and want to die and stab myself. and I still want to have MORE now. What the FUCK is wrong with me?
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>>37786266
>how can I tell if im allergic to some of the ingredients?
You can't; alcoholic beverages don't have to disclose the ingredients anyway.
I've only ever felt bad after drinking something that had sugar/sweetener added.
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>>37786266
maybe you should stop drinking meme beers and drink real beers like stouts
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Literally even mice aren't retarded as you
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Today is the first day of the 3rd /r9k Uprising. For years we have been in a slumber, letting the normies invade our homeland. It has now been reduced to a mere shadow of its former self. Fembot threads, normie threads, /soc/ threads and general cancer are rampant to the point that they cant be avoided anymore.
Some of us may have tried to leave. Seek an alternative. But those same people will have found out on their own that there is no place for robots but r9k. This is our homeland, the ONLY homeland we have. We must defend it at all cost. Time has come to destroy this plague once and for all
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bump for robot justice
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>>37786244
fuck all of these bitch ass normies you know what the fuck I'm saying nigga?
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>>37786244
>mr9kgay
lrn2fuckingbrand, vlad
How is it you want to be loved, but hate everyone?
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>>37786192
Because we are all contradictions
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>man wants behaviours and appearance that can be chosen and controlled
>woman wants something completely determined by genetics
Are women this fucking retarded?
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Has any man actually ever commented on a womans stomach fat? Ive only seen women complain about these judgements but ive never seen anyone actually make them
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Here's a thread to vent about your day on. How was your day, anon?
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>How was your day, anon?
It wasn't
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>>37786147
>>37786147
It was pretty bland, I sun bathed for a good ten minutes and went out to eat, went back home and masturbated. I want to have sex with some hottie here before I leave back to home country.
Also I want to start making music, which was inspired by a robot music thread and a new radicals song I was listening too.
I think I might be becoming a bit depressed again, started to just lay around and do nothing again.
Also when I go back to home country I am planning to hitup this old buddy of mine and take her on a date since I just got my drivers license. Would be nice to get a gf while I'm not really doing anything with my life anyways.
What's up with you, buddy?
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>>37786242
Nothing really happened with me. Just the same family drama. I'm also worrying about mistakes I've made somewhat recently. But I guess things aren't that bad.
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do female pedophiles exist?
of course, i know that they do indeed exist. but how common are they, really? do most just keep it inside even more so than men? or is it just that rare?
if you are one or have had experiences with one, feel free to share your input as well.
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>>37786055
They're just as common as male pedos, there's just no media attention on it because grown women diddling little boys is seen as positive.
Also aren't you the comfy feels thread OP? I haven't seen any threads up for it in a while.
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>>37786055
there's a female pedo in kansas on that """robot""" map thingy but noone seems to care
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>>37786055
Yeah a lot of teachers (female) in America end up sleeping with their students.
I mean I say "a lot" but it happens like 5 times in the space of a year in a population of 360+ million. More kids get diddled by their priest or football coach idk.
Anyways the closest experience I had was when I was like 6-8 years old and I was walking to the public pool, I took this alleyway that a lot of kids and people walked through to get to and from the pool.
These older girls that were probably like 14 or 16 were giggling to each while walking towards me other and they were like "hey kid!" and they showed me their tits before skipping off and giggling some more. I ran home and cried lol
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Hello, humans browsing thislonelyboard!
The lines on who may post on this board have been blurred as of late, and I want to take it upon myself to clarify.
If the following applies to you, please make your way to >>>/b/, you would fit in much better there.
>You've ever had sexual intercourse
>You've ever received sexual contact which you enjoyed
>You've had a friend who didn't only pity you while browsing this board
>You have the ability to speak to a member of the opposite sex with confidence
>You have generally good hygiene
>You've kissed somebody who wasn't a family member
Note: Females may browse this board, but only if the following applies to them:
>They provide a picture of, at the very least, their feet with a timestamp, in any post admitting they're female (you might as well make the footfags happy)
>They have never had a man who wasn't their family member say they love them
>They've never posted themselves nude online unless it was on 4chan exclusively
>They've never had sexual intercourse
>They've never kissed a non-family member
>They aren't popular and don't have any non-pity friends
Male users have the right to ask a female to present breasts and any other body part at all times. Keep in line, females.
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>>37785959
This is a bad post you should feel stupid for typing this
Good luck next time
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>>37785959
Like I'm going to take orders from some virgin...
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Requirements for pOREEEEEEsting OREEEEEEn R9K:
>be a cicada or cicada nigga
yOREEEEEEEur requirements are tOREEEEEEOREEEEE strict, anOREEEEEEEN
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>Be me. 19 year old kissless virgin, sorta tall, i'd say 7/10. 7.5 on a good day.
>never been able to approach a girl in my life
>get messages from girls, never reply cuz im a pussy
>one day, this cute 8/10 out of the blue, asks me to help her with a situation
>tells me she is my female cousin's friend and is concerned about her mental health as she told her that she will kill herself that day
>i help out the best i can and resolve problem
>me and cutie, i'll call her Cat, start talking.
>heymanithinkilikethisgirl.jpg
>we become bestfriends cuz i am a pussy, and never approached her.
>couple of months later, one of my closest friends, F, starts taking a liking to Cat.
>they start talking online.
>only lasts a couple of days cuz F is a sperg and he lives way off in Ajman, which is about 50 km away from our school, (arab btw) so they basically dont hangout.
>i remain on the sidelines this whole time cuz i am a good friend (also cuz i want this girl so bad)
>she goes on to basically just form online relationships with 2 more guys over the course of 8 months
>i am always there as emotional support (cuck)
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>be me 14 days ago, she has been single for 5 months now, and we are BFFs at this point
>she calls me, tells me "Anon i wanted to ask if you wanna hangout or something, been kinda bored lately"
>tell her i will visit her after the Fast (also muslim btw)
>inb4allahhuackbarjokes (plsno)
>we meet at 12 pm at a park near her house ( she lives a 5 min drive from my place)
>we chat, but something seems off...
>she starts talking about the future, her future and my future
>she jokingly suggests we move in together just so we can be away from all the family bullshit
>i joke along too obviously ( but i would do that in a heart beat)
>we are nicely chatting when she suddenly asks me,
>"anon? what do you think about me? why would a guy want to date ME?"
>i take like a second's pause to assess the situation,
>and reply "Well Cat, you're smart, you're cute, you have an amazing ass btw"
>she starts giggling, looking as her cute as fuck self
>"You're a good person Cat, any guy would be lucky to have you" i add, smiling
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>She starts blushin, her clear, fair skin has turned dark red
>she looks back at me, struggling to say anything but eventually does
>"No no, Anon, what do YOU think about me, as... you know...a special someone?"
>Spaghetti.gif
>"uhh.. uhhh same thing i guess haha"
>she looks away disappointed
>i think to myself "oh my fuckin lord, dickhead. muster up some god damn fuckin courage and say it!"
>i sputter out "I also think you're the most beautiful thing i have ever seen"
>Her bright red face emerges again as she immediately looks up straight towards the trees infront of us.
>godsheissocute.xml
>she starts giggling again and turns to me, and says
>"Oh my goood, Anon, you're so "romantic" " as she slaps by shoulder
>but she stops giggling, she is now staring into my eyes, with a fading smile,
>her expression is dumbstruck, she just looks at me, trying to say something.
>she tilts her head to a side
>iwannadestroyherNOW.mp3
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>she says," Anon.....i've been thinking about this alot lately, You've been there for me, this whole time."
>i awkwardly give a smile...(abouttospaghetti)
>"i (long pause).. I think i've fallen in love with you"
>guys... those words, those fuckin words took the fuckin ground from underneath my feet, im on cloud nine boyos.
>i managed to blurt "i think i like you too..alot.."
>she starts to lean in, slowly closing her eyes.
>ItsHabbening.mp4
>my heart is racing, as if i had just taken 4 pills of adderall
>i start to lean in too. our lips connect.
>we're kissing
>itsheaven.png
>we kiss for what seems like an hour.
>we take a break, we stare at each other, and start laughing together.
>and she justs then rests her head on my shoulder while we just sit in silence, for what seems like hours.
>its 2 am now, we pack up and start to leave.
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Any anons been to an orgy at an anime con or any type of con?
It's storytime.
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>>37785919
Listen, I know for a fact some robots regularly go to these conventions. I've never been to one myself so I wanna hear what happens.
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>>37785988
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>Visit your local cemetery
>Sky turns dark and it starts raining
>Turn around and see this
What do?
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>>37785790
get an erection before i die
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>>37785790
Why would I be in a cemetery? Am I an 11 year old goth kid in this hypothetical situation?
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Weaken it with some holy water before spraying silver bullets with my golden deagle
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do you use slurs?
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>>37785716
Hell no you niggalo
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Nah. Why would I want to be potentially shitty to anybody around me?
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>>37785716
>do you use slurs?
not really no
but it depends on your definition of slur
I say things like that's retarded , if you count that as a slur. So I suppose I use ableist slurs.
But I don't really use racial slurs or sexual slurs like nigger or cunt or whatever
honestly I don't really swear a lot because bad words are bad and there's no reason to use them