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Women are so infantile and incapable that they can't be held responsible for their actions while intoxicated, but men can and always get charged with rape and all it takes is the woman to say "i did not consent" and it's always a complete fucking lie.
Why the fuck is this allowed
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Why do robots care about shit like this? It's not like any of you will ever have sex...
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>>34324018
Oh wow this really made me think, guess we should just let women get away with whatever they want

Upvoted and reblogged!
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Fuckin double standards to the max. Why is this allowed?!

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I woke up today, took a big shit, then, got out of bed.
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>>34323366
>took a big shit, then, got out of bed.
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>>34323366
my sides

origilaugh
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>>34323366
Top laff, chum

>women who stay in an abuse relationship.
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>>34323358
redundant

wigggles
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>>34323358
>white knights who try to console such women thinking it will get them laid
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>>34323358
>women literally prefer to stay with an abusive Chad than to get any sort of physical contact with you

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I hate being black so goddamn much, everyday I just look in the mirror and just laugh at the absurdity of my body. Someone please kill me
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At least you're not a beta whiteboi.
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>>34323430
That's like 10 times better than being black tho
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>>34323354
>complains about race
>complains about body
Well, which one is it faggot.
You've really got no excuse. You're stuck with the race so quit complaining about something you can't change. If you don't act like a complete Nigerian ape or the typical black stereotype you should be fine getting your precious white queen (yes, I know you're a sucker for white pussy like every black cuck, OP). As far as your body goes, quit being a lazy fuck and work out.

It's literally that simple.

t. Black bot with a white gf

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Why haven't you joined the fastest growing religion?

The true word of Allah is spreading and more and more people are recognizing the wisdom of the Holy Qur'an.
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I do believe in God, but I'm too heterodox to be a part of any Abrahamic religion.
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>>34323353
have fun with your fairy tales
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>>34323353
>fastest growing religion

Christians were the more numerous for centuries, why didn't you convert then?

Open your heart to Jesus, there's still time.

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>tfw no black gf

Original post.
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>>34323271
I'm black and I've added you on steam and can be your gf :3
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>>34323271
hhehheheehhehee xD
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>wanting one
most are mean as fuck.
i'd rather be single forever than date one

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I'm lonely and kawaii (on the inside) will anyone pls be my friend? I'll post kik if someone is interested
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>>34323247
I'm lonely but autistic I would add you if I wasnt the latter
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>>34323247
Are you a girl(female) or boy(male)?
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>>34323314
why does it matter?
oriru

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I'll start with an obvious one

>turbo autist
>shut-in who played guitar
>failed music career
>killed himself at 26
>died a virgin
>becomes known worldwide after he dies
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Kurt Cobain
I think everyone knows the story
>inb4 not a robot because he had a gf
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>Caring about the musician and not the music
What are you, gay?
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Nick Drake....Duh

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Fucking hell, I hate american women.
Degenerate fucking whores who only cheat and lie. The only things they care about are themselves and their fucking "happiness" which means a line off of a junkie's dick, or why not a trip into the ghetto. I actually like the terrorists because at least they kill off the normies. Allahu fucking ackbar.
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>>34323191
*tips fedora*
This is why your a virgin.
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>>34323417
Trap here who likes guys and you don't even need to want pussy to just absolutely hate how women are spoon fed perfect lives and still find time to complain and pretend their problems are valid. Fuck off normalfag.
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>>34323191
Those army chads probably offered to carry the roasties' bags, which is common courtesy (even in the army when they are not doing serious work).
Stay virgin as olive oil OP

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>Go to Grandparents house to help redo their bathroom
>Grandma ask me if I want lunch and tells me to make myself a sandwich and that everything is in the fridge
>open the fridge
>The bread is like 4 months old and covered with fuzzy green mold
>lunchmeat expired 2 months ago
>Mayonaise expired last year
>mustard in the bottle was nothing but yellow liquid from the water they added to it because they always say "wasting food is a sin"
>chips were sitting in what looked like late 70's style Tupperware containers and were stale as shit
>stomach starts to turn so walk out into their living room
>mfw I see my grandfather eating a sandwich with chips

Why are old people so disgusting?
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>>34323177
My grandparents (well, grandma) do this too. IDK about your grandparents but mine grew up during the depression so my grandma still has that "depression era mentality" (which isn't a bad thing).
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>>34323177
They gave up on life. Just like /r9k except 70 years late.
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>>34323208
>Grandpa is a retired Colonel from the Marine Corp
>Grandmother made good money in an insurance firm'
>Collectively make almost 6 figures sitting on their ass doing nothing but napping all day
>still can't be bothered to buy fresh food

I don't get this shit even if they grew up in bad times. They can't take this shit with them when they die.

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why is androgyny considered attractive?
do you find androgynous people attractive?
would you have an androgynous looking gf?
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>>34323171
Hey its fucking Odo
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Androgyny is attractive, when you don't look like a gecko.
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Eye of the beholder.

shitdog

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HEY Anaon,
SEE I told ya I can do the splots!
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>>34323160
woah dude lol XD dude I should totally suck your dick in that position haha no homo bro!!! XDD
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>OMG brooooo that shower felt soooo guuiudd
>Wh-hat? I told you I sleep naked man chillout, we're both dudes anyways
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>Brahhh I'm luving dis new workout machine
>You said you got on it on sale?
>Daaaaaaaam
>I can't stop using it man HAha no time to fix my pants

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>got my bp railed out by two dudes a week ago
>felt amazing, came a dozen times at least
HOWEVER
>accidentally shit myself four times since then

nobody warned me about this? is there anything I can do to prevent this?
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>>34323105
Damn was it worth though?
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>>34323105
post bp desu
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>>34323105
Anon falls for boipucci meme, ends up anally devastated. Many such cases!

Why women only want chad? I blame the fucking media for tricking their minds since they were a little girl into thinking that some superhero looking guy will come and save their life from misery and be happy forever when there's no such thing because we're humans and humans are sociable animals who get tired of one partner and wanna try new things with another human.
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Fuck your experiments
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Women have different sexualities, combined with access to hundreds of 9+/10 guys, all of them constantly annoying her for the same thing

Sucks if you're not a 9+ guy but try and see their perspective, I guess.. Its just annoying how they want us to repent for our privilege given that they have it..
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>>34322992
It's in their genes. Why get Great Value when you can get Mayfield.

>tfw neither Great Value or Mayfield
>tfw expired and curdled

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l WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE lS
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>>34322865
LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH
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that's an l not an I
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>>34322865
I WANT YOU TO SHOW MEE

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