Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8773. page

>>35266392
Are your bottom teeth supposed to touch the roof of your mouth when it's closed? Because mine do

>>35266392
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yep

>>35266392
yes, lightly

>>35266391
Keep trying, anon. Don't give up.

>>35266391
Story of my life. Also, does that guy look like Walt Jr or is that just me?

>>35266391
You you've just learnt an important lesson anon:
>Why try if you're going to fail anyway.
Eventually you'll learn:
>You can't fail if you don't try.

congratulations you're still a fag

>>35266375
OK, so buy some OTC antifungal cream. If you buy it at wallyworld/large retailer you can just do self-checkout so there's no chance of a cute girl knoweing you have a gross infection

>>35266433
But I'm not an American

>>35266355
H-hey, if you let me in the group, I-Ill do all the work. P-Please say yes?

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> quietly pulls out a piece of paper and start writing nonense to make it look like you are doing the group work

>having a gf who you could be reminded of

Idktf

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This girl looks a lot like someone I used to have a crush on

That literally happened to my friend.

>unlimited food

Nope, that's retarded, try again! Use some sense next time!

>>35266264
No beans alone make you gain weight. I recommend:
>gallon of water for breakfast
>slice of bread for lunch
>1 apple for dinner

>>35266264
>and then unlimited fruits and vegetables the rest of the day.
Fruits still have sugar

veggies are good though, since they'll fill you up without filling you up with calories

>>35266259
If there isn't a specific thing you really want to major in for college, then go to a trade school.
You can learn a useful blue-collar skill in a relatively short amount of time, get a decent paying job, and even maybe make friends with other people there.

Try a job, try some education.
It's not like you'll stop being able to kill yourself.

Meh, kill yourself if you want. But whats the rush? May as well just take it easy for a while. But I agree suicide is a great option.

>>35266206
that doesn't look like a male to me

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>>35266771
but it is original

>>35266136
Fellow ugly non white skinny manlet here
I don't even bother trying anymore

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>>35266161
fuck anon
why why
how we took our revenge over society over god
why weren't created with better genetics

Becoming racially aware has been the single most demotivating thing I have ever done - apart from posting on /r9k/. It's one thing to hate yourself, it's another thing to hate yourself and your entire racial background for being worthless unevolved savages who can't do anything right.

>>35266103
How many girls have you fucked?
oreganooreganooregano

>>35267204
1. First time I was 15 she was 13. Still together

Page eleven so is it archived

fuk off fag, we already have this

>>35266096
>tfw when I already have this game with all DLC's

>tfw taken after 2 mins
:((

>>35266032
>Asking for a friend

No, you're not.

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Fembot here, genuine question- what does it smell like?

>>35266083
>Fembot here,

I hope you get raped by niggers

Constantly practice with IQ tests

>>35266014
do acid

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>>35266014
Read books, it will increase your brain capacity

>who says women cant be robots!?

I do.

Women can NOT be robots.

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>if a man can't get a gf/job its because he's an evil shitlord manchild who refuses to "change himself"/"develop himself", and he needs to "man up"

>if a girl can't get a bf/job its because of the evil patriarchy society, she's a perfect fairy princess who doesn't need to change a thing about who she is, and she needs to be told "you're going to be okay"

I'm not suicidal, and I'm not a tranny
but I really hate being alive as a male

>mfw women realize people only care about looks at 30 yo

women truly live a blissful life

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>>35265986
>catposting
That sounds really nice, I would join if I used discord, you can have this instead

>>35265986
>ranking system
EVERY FUCKING TIME.

>>35265986
Have another bump, good luck getting your discord lively