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>want to download tranny porn
>afraid mommy will get another one of those emails from our ISP again saying the titles of the movies I pirated
>can't find a DDL of it
Fuck me
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>>36443638
>one of those emails from our ISP again saying the titles of the movies I pirated
What?
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>>36443676
https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/3jz39k/i_received_an_email_from_rogers_regarding_rogers/
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>>36443638
>actually getting these kinds of emails from your ISP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOO
Please tell me this is a joke??
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hey r9k im trying to improve myself am i doing it
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>>36443559
You went from a 3/10 to a 10/10 alpha male chad
Congrats
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>>36443559
Either shave or grow a beard, goatee is ridiculous.
You look cute. Show me your benis bls
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>>36443559
Great haircut, long hair is for fags.
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I wear tracksuit when i go outside, and you?
are you a true robot or a normie?
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>>36443531
>he thinks it s cool to be a robot
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>robot
>paying attention to ones clothing
pick one
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>>36443568
Being a true robot entails trying to be fashionable but failing miserably for reasons you don't fully understand but you can tell you look horrible and are embarrassing yourself
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Where you think you're going, whiteboi?
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can we not do this and just have someone dump black girls?
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>>36443518
The convenience store down the street?
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>>36443518
I'm not white.
ORIGINALLY'OOP
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Is this funny?
9000
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>>36443489
It's reasonably well-memed, I'd say.
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>>36443489
Yeah, pretty cool
Check the live action too.
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Yes, that shotgun in like 20% bigger than it should be.
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I am unironically thinking about leaving my gf because she's too short.
I'm exactly 6' and she's crazy short. Don't know her height but probably below 5' even. Her head is below my shoulders and I never really like the crazy height difference.
I probably can do better anyway now that I have found some confidence. She just started talking about marriage, lol. I mean, she's too short. Like if she was 5'4 or something I wouldn't mind but she's like a head shorter than the average girl.
Also,
>inb4 Chad
I am a sperg with 5/10 looks and barely above average height. She basically did everything for me. I don't even think I consented to being in a relationship with her but the dicking was fun.
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>>36443470
>tfw you're even taller and want a super short gf
I want to tell you you don't know how lucky you are, but to each his own.
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>tfw you stand naked together and your dick presses againt her stomach
hngggg
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>>36443501
Meh, If I new you IRL I'd probably set you up. She's nothing special.
>6/10 face
>not fat
That's literally all there is to her. I feel like I can do much better.
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What is a foolproof way to die? Im not suicidal at all and never would. I like being alone since i dont have to feel anything then but around other people i typically feel a little nervous and when i am afraid to tell them i dont agree with them on something because im afraid theyll yell at me and stuff that leads to me feeling pissed and feelibg like a pussy. the other fay i kinda sperged out and started crying and stuff and told my mom i was just gonna go to my room and she said "dont go hurt yourself if you ever kill yourself ill be so damned mad. ill find you in heaven and beat you." and this pisses me off. its like if i did try and lived id get screamed at and hit and told im pathetic probably. there was one guy that my moms friend knew who shot hinself and lived and my mom just said "the fool cant even kill himself right"
i hate how even if youre dying of cancer youre just supposed to "tough it out" and starve in a hospital or if you have a heart attack and are almost dead theyll call an ambulance and then youre stuck with the bill for it.
seriously though, im not gonna do it but whats a fool proof way? pic related is probably 30 years old but i bet it works fine. would it probably kill you instantly? like ive saw people online who lived through a shotgun blast and if i live in a subdivision and theres a firestation next door could neighbors or paramedics do anything to make me live if i aimed too far back or too forward or something? or should sonethibg like that be done deep in the woods somewhere but break your sim card before you leave? i dont know where theres any woods like that though. what aren the odds of living and odds of gettibg yelled at and treated like shit by my parents?
im not gonna do it but i wanna know a 100% foolproof instant death even if neighbor and paramedics were nearby
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50mg of IV fentanyl.
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>>36443414
lol ive read about it before
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Too dumb too die eh?
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At least you weren't born Indian.
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>>36443326
But I was born Indian
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>>36443326
Yeah that's really not what average indians look like
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>>36443367
I-I'm Indian. Where in India are you? I haven't seen another Indian on /r9k/
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post your thick flubber collection, boys
i'll start
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jesus christ i love him
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flubber butt bump
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flubbest
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http://www.facesofsuicide.com/
Does anyone else ever go through this page until he cries?
Why does this make me so sad?
I think it is because many of them seemed to be good beloved people and no one would ever miss me and shit like that
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>>36443116
I went through it, got a little sad because I felt like those faces stared through my soul, as I have been suicidal for some time now, but did not shed a tear, or cry, as men do not cry. We suck it up, and swallow the sorrow. Crying is a woman's job, they can cry for us
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If you post serious suicide wuestions here will you get reported to the cops by mods?
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>>36443293
No, mods don't give enough of a shit about you, sorry pal
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>tfw you removed yourself so far from society you can't even watch random TV
Does anyone have similar problems?
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I download and watch some normie shows, but don't tell /r9k/ I do.
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>>36443069
I can only stand to watch nature documentaries now. Everything else is just bland and corny.
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Same here. I dismiss almost all tv shows. Same thing with anime and games. I don't know what to do. Everything seems so boring, I just can't feel any emotions other than boredom and frustration. I'm 29 and ten years ago everything seemed so interesting. And now? It feels that I could spend most of my days taking walks, looking outside the window and browsing internet.
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I did it fellow robots, I am meeting a girl tomorrow.
How do I not fuck up?
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put your peepee in her pooter
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I have no idea. I've never gotten this far. You can only hope a lurking chad comes forward to tell you what to do.
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>>36443060
What exactly is your situation? Any background information would work wonders. If none at all then all I would say is to continue on the path you're on because you've yet to have any mishaps.
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Anybody else /hatinguniversity/ here? I'm just so tired of it all. I'm seriously giving consideration to joining the Navy.
Everybody thinks that I'm smart, but I'm really not that smart. I just know how to utilize my resources. It's all so overblown and the stress is killing me, even though in reality the stress should be fairly minimal.
Is this a common phenomenon among university students these days? Is all according to plan?
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What are you studying?
I'm in my 3rd year of my medicine/surgery degree and it's pretty comfy.
Just do the work, it's only as hard as you make it. My guess is that you'll probably find something to complain about in the Navy too, the grass is ALWAYS greener.
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uni is easy, unless you are working at the same time. what are you studying ?
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I know the feel anon. I'm goin' through the same.
>googles pet name girl calls me, translates to "boy"
>mind races with thoughts of how she's using me
She's literally just being cute.
What the actual fuck is wrong with me, why do i think everything is more sinister then it is
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>>36442930
because she's obviously a whore calling you a boy instead of a man (the man who shes cheating on you with)
stay cucked laddy
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>>36442996
Like my mind is screaming this to me, but all she does is go to school, then we hang out when she gets back
This is the reason i ruined an old relationship from being so paranoid.
But it literally hurts if i dont say anything
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I think this is always going to happen no matter what and thats why im scared
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Show yourselves trapbots. I wanna see if any of you is 2d tier.
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>>36442888
I'll show you my penis since you rolled trips. But I'm not gay nor a trap.
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>>36442888
tfw pass 100% now so get all the privileges of being female without having an icky vagina
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>>36442888
Super Soaker under Hasbro is shit. They try to make things have the same firearms-inspired aesthetics as their Nerf shit, but water is much heavier than foam and requires much bulkier stuff to push it. Super Soaker has fallen way behind other brands, which still have the same old fantastical scifi look that won't get your black kid shot.