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what the fuck is wrong with my body? For some reason my armpits sweat SWEAT non stop like a fucking leaky faucet. I mean literally every second of every fucking day even if im cold. I cant even lift up my arm without a giant stain of sweat taking up my whole sleeve i look as sweaty as possible.

i dont have hyper hydrosis i dont sweat on my hands much my forehead doesnt sweat my back or torso nothing. I mean my feet sweat a little but there always hot as fuck in a shoe or tight sock or something but this is fucking rediculous.

im wearing a shirt with the sleeves ripped off and im literally sitting here not even hot just wiping off sweat. its literally cold sweat just dripping down my armpit all the way down the torso and as soon as i wipe one drop theres another one.

I only sweat when my arms are closed with no wind exposure and my feet sweat kinda easy too its like im really sensitive to heat or something but nothing else on me really sweats when i sit in the sun its just my arm pits and feet slightly at the slight sensation of warm

will extra strength anti perspirant work?
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>>38398440
My left armpit always stinks. Deodorant wears off within an hour.
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>>38398440
>so much socially anxiety I used to sweat profusely just posting on 4 chan.
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>>38398440
You might have extra sweat glands

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hey robots i need your help. i need some comfy dinner ideas for tonight. pic unrelated
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>>38398311
have a burger
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>>38398311
pizza is always comfy
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>>38398311
tendies and potato wedges, with your choice of condiment

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>21yo virgin
>My best mate and his gf broke up 2 months ago
>Me and her have been hanging out weekly since that happened
>We're going to a small festival next weekend
>We're getting drunk and doing a small amount of ecstasy
>She's coming back to mine after and sleeping in the spare room

Give me some advice
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id punch myself in the face so my mate doesnt have to
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>>38398276
good luck because ecstasy permanently lowers testosterone; you best stay away from it
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She's using you to make her ex jealous
If you care about your friend stop hanging out with her
Bros before hoes isn't a meme

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Anyone else here beginning to hate robots?
>Try to get a job
>Le Reee
>Try to become healthy, get in shape
>Le Reee
>Try to get a GF
>Le Reee
You claim to love other robots and be all accepting, but in reality all you do is discourage and destroy.
You "Robots" do not deserve love nor friends.
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>>38398209
not trying to be a jerk but why do you browse this board
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NEETs are disgusting crab bucket types, any suggestions about bettering them is scary or tar-rage inducing because they hate work. Suppose one isn't autistic enough for neetbux and works a shitty retail job about which he incessantly complains. Suggest to him that he gets a better job and he screeches at you.
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That's nice, normalfag. Now fuck off.

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>get bored
>this is the point where you're supposed to move on to actually fucking women
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>instead have to find new ways of jerking off
>get into more degenerate stuff
>anal play, watching shemale, femdom, gay porn

Anyone else follow the same path?
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>femdom
>pov humiliation videos
>women telling me to put on panties and tuck my clitty and rub it like a girl

Who am I kidding I was always into this shit, wish I had it sooner.
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yeah, and I ended up fucking an actual shemale in the end because I paid for it (no regrets).
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so what happens after that? do we just go full circle and fap to women? what's the next stage?

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Sup. What's your tolerance to energy drinks? How often do you drink one? Which ones are your favourite? Do they work for you? Why do you drink them?
>A liter gave me some bad jitters a while ago
>I like monster (except rehab, that's just overpriced ice-tea.)Rockstar sour is trash.
>I drink them mostly to stay awake which is rare.
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I have like 2 a week, down from 1-2/day. I really like Amp, flavored nos, and zero calorie monster. In a pinch I'll have Rockstar zero, never red bull bc price doesnt justify taste.

I drink em bc they're tasty. They all work for me, but I can't afford to have one every day so I mostly drink coffee
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Only have Red Bull once and a while when I'm felling tired and need not to. Once cup of coffee in the morning and diet soda throughout the day is my usual caffeine intake.
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>>38398192
Agreed, I don't understand why Red Bull is so popular. What do ya think of Red Bull cola?

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Have you come to know Jesus Christ?

What are you waiting for Anon? He loves you and your name is sitting in the book of life. He's just waiting for you to call on him and accept his sacrifice on the cross for the forgiveness of sins

Any Christians here? Talk about anything Christian related ITT
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Christian here, please stop prostitutizing people will find faith when they need it.
Walk the walk don't talk others into walking it for your own self fulfillment.
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My dad works for God and he said that if you enter this special code into Minecraft you can play as MARIO
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>>38398123
There's nothing wrong with preaching the gospel. In no way am I prostituting. Sometimes I just feel like talking about my faith. I'm not shoving it down anyone's throat. I know that everyone comes to the lord in their own way

God bless senpai

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>Plenty of dudes love fat girls
>Hardly any women like fat guys, and those who do only like builtfat bearmode bodybuilders

Pls asplain
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>>38398039
Women are much less shallower than men.
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>>38398058
no there not and don't argue
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>>38398058
that makes no sense based on what op said

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Why don't you just learn Karate? Guaranteed gf, Beat up your bullies, guaranteed friends , Go right NOW and tell ur mommy you want karate lessons
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Karate (and other Eastern Martial Arts) are all gimmicks. They spend more time teaching you stupid fucking lessons on discipline and respect than how to actually fight.
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>>38398114
You filthy neets need discipline, half of you probably couldn't even give a firm handshake
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>>38398030
Why is he making his fingers like that is that what they do in karate ?

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>roommates having loud sex
What's a virgin to do?
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>>38397989
Knock on their door and ask if they need a helping hand.
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>>38398006
>Yes, could you turn the lights on Anon and then fuck off?
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>>38397989
Offer to fuck the girl and let your roommate watch

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> anon whatchu waitin fo?
> spit a verse, nig
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My names DJ Pepe
And I'm here say
I fap to traps
But I'm not gay
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IVE NEVER SEEN A VAG
PLAY WITH MY BALLS THROUGH MY POCKET
SAY IM NOT A HOMO
BUT I LICK CHADS CUM UP
PUT MY DICK IN A LIGHT SOCKET
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>>38397849
Imma whack emcee
And im here to say
Ill spit mad rhymes
like Dr. Dre

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Tell me about him, you stupid idiot
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No one is going to tell me about this stupid whore?
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She's irrelevant now. Same with evalion and eliza.
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>>38397824
idk i think she fucked sam hyde or something

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I'm starting a robot jail, who wants in?
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>>38397808
whats the deal? originally
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>>38397808
who wants to be in a jail?
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>>38397808
I want in please, please, please. I'll also be a slave boy, please, please, please

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>offer genuinely helpful advice to someone """"""""""suffering"""""""""" from """"""""""depression""""""""""
>"lol haha thanks you sure cured me haha xDD"
the fuck do they want, then? why are depressed people who bitch and moan about how depressed they are so fucking insufferable?
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Is that Heather Mason? She's unironically my waifu, I mean not really but if I met a girl like her irl I would be in love
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>>38397794
They don't actually want to fix their problems, they probably just want to talk to someone about all of their shit going on in their lives.. Or they're just attention seeking whores. Could be the 2nd one idk
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>>38397794
A depressed person would sooner fix their social deficiencies than any other malady they have given the choice.

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Just thought I'd say hi anons
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>>38397745
Fuck off already, you original cunt.
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>>38397745
Get on my dick, bunny whore.
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>>38397745
>"Hunting vermin is what I do. Joseph, get the big knife."

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