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>>38114356
commit to and accept the idea that you will be alone for the rest of your life
any interaction you have with a woman henceforth will be purely professional and/or intellectual
remember that you are alive after never having a gf
that is proof that you don't ever need a gf

>>38114356
>How are you supposed to talk normally to girls when you're a 30 year old wizard
treat them like they are normal people.
shit works.

wizard here

>>38114430
How to do so when they're the holders of everything you've been dreaming of having since 14 years old and spilled so much cum over when masturbating, only deepening the primal need for pussy that's been plaguing you ever since you realized that hey that one russian girl at school has humongous chet balloons, oh look and every other girl has an ass and tits whoa my dick is turning hard?

92 Doctor Strange coming through

>>38114338
>Robot9001 was intended to provide original content
>Same shitty threads every single day
This board is a total failure. It's /b0.5/ at best

>>38114699
KYS you Grand Wizard

thanks for the hot tip quasimodo

i have performed a variety of back straightening exercises including the on in the op for the fast 4 or so years.
my back is strong as fuck and i can activate every little muscle on my back due to sheer will and i guess muscle memory.

when i go to the mirror and activate these muscles, my back doesn't straighten at all.
That same day i found out that kyphosis can also be genetic
ahhahahhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHAAHAA

>>38114300
You fuck! I cracked something and now I'm paralyzed!!!!

was it necessary to take a picture of her hair?

JUST

FUCKIN

TEXT

why do stupid as fuck roasties and normalshits do this on snapchat? don't fucking take a picture of a random thing with a whole conversation in the text line when you can just fucking TEXT someone

>>38114208
1. She doesn't trust you
2. You're not man enough to make a relationship happen.

>>38114183
Get some money and pay a hoe.

>>38114183
she has amazing hips
and such pale milky skin
very qt

>>38114197
>no pros

Pros is shorthand for prostitute but I understand your confusion

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>>38114130
>threads on page 6 with no posts
good job cursing yourself
I'll save you this time. What do you want to talk about anon?

I know that feel anon. I wish I had a fembot gf to bump my threads and the threads I post in out of pity

>>38114416
>page 6

what? theres pages?

>>38114085
>>>/adv/
Probably you're the most handsome and depressed guy desu.

>>38114261
I feel nothing towards any of them
i for some reason feel things for a guy still..
im so fucked up
i wish he'd get out of my head

Anhedonia
Original comment desu desu senpai fampai I could go on

>>38114032
The human race is sort-of a single being, existing only to further itself
If there was another 'being' then the human race would have the choice to continue to further itself or further the other being

So yes, with nothing else in the universe the human race is self-centered because we are the current center

>>38114032
name that manga please

>>38114162
How can the human race be considered a single being when we're never unified all together, and we're extremely tribalistic, resulting in us never unifying.

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>>38114009
"Son, all you need to do is walk in there, talk to the manager, and give him a firm handshake. Works every time."

>>38114009
>people CLEARLY in the back controlling those machines

yeh, that'll be me. I'm not stupid like most of r9k. I have the IQ to be useful even in an automated environment.

I will be the last one laid off.

>>38114009

People have said that machines are taking over all the jobs since the industrial revolution began.

>>38113972
Is it safe to say that if Chris Chan wasn't autism incarnate he would pretty much be eggman?

>>38113972
Did eggman find the female version of himself?

good for him.

>>38114015
he found a version of himself in a dress, that thing isn't female

how does he not get a boner from that?

>>38114035
cause he's not originallyeig gay, desu.

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>>38113848
Black masta race nigga

i did that when i was like 5

>>38113842
I don't take my shirt off, but I do take off my lower body clothes.

>>38113842
i would do it if not for the inconvenience
it makes pooping a liberating experience

>>38113826
>1/4 of a woman's life is spent in chronic pain purely due to their gender
>There are still women who think it's better to be a woman
ha

>>38113826
>can't think rationally
How is this different from any other week?

>>38114522
She was rational when she decided not to date you

>>38113780
>he couldn't catch them all
SHOUTMON X7 SUPERIOR MODE ROYAL KNIGHT, I BELIVE IN U

>>38113780
G Damn
the americanized opening song
is so awful

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>>38113871
bruh
do you even brazilian version?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C3ay-D0g4A

>>38113770
literally just leave, you weren't forced or obligated to do this and the retard will probably forget you if he doesn't see you for a week

>>38113770
You don't. That's your penance for giving in and succumbing to the roastie. Is the sex really worth it? Have fun providing for a retard while your whore cheats on you.

>>38113770
Hahaha dumb normie