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you can be my tentacle monster <3

JUMP A DUMP BUMP LUMP

Scrump ree

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>>35251404
i function similarly. when i'm alone i begin squealing and making inhuman noises, interjected by chortles and grunts. internally, there's a fragmented stream of jumbled noises (inhuman, mostly mechanical noises, like train engines, cogs grinding, etc.) and freely associated words (primarily nonexistent words that sound interesting to me, it's all about assonance and alliteration play, just spouted in this surrealistic accents and distortions of character, that seem to be channeled from beings that are not from this world).

I'm working on learning how to decode this mess, or start transcribing it, but i'm afraid my parents might find my notebook and force me to see psychiatrists like they did last time.

>>35251404
Ever been tested for ADD or ADHD? I have ADD and my thoughts jump from different subjects at random, but I wouldn't call them nonsensical. Not sure if this is the same thing

>>35251949
I highly suspect I have some variation of ADD yes

I used to smoke a lot of weed because it was the only thing that allowed me to focus on anything

HIDING IN MY ROOM, SAFE WITHIN MY WOMB, I TOUCH NO-ONE AND NO-ONE TOUCHES ME

bump

i felt a feel, op

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>>35251381
Damn just recently found an appreciation for snake eater
>tfw I'll never be Snake

>tfw ywn see Take That with Tara and your mum

why live

>ywn never live a normal life with /r9k/ being a bad memory

why live?

>>35251208
there's more to life than having a family, go adopt and change someone's life for the better

Why would anyone ever want to start a family?

>one partner for the rest of your life
>spending money on kids
>kids in general

>>35251208
you could adopt

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And the sky is blue. What's good?

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>>35251156
>Woman are fucking retarded
>tfw retardeds are getting sex but you aren't

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Just now realizing this?

>iphone poster
>garbage 1 line thread
>probably got here from /b/ less than 2 years ago

quality thread retard

>robot
>friends
>smoking weed with them
FUCK OF NORMALFAG

>>35250920
>I don't need to be told to "MAN UP"
No way this is real. That's plain bragging.

>>35250920
>Grow a pussy Chad, we're all tired of your bloviating.

Did I do it right?

>>35251151
Like Chad needs anymore pussy...

Wishing to finally bite the dust

>wake up
>lie in bed for about an hour staring at the ceiling
>get up
>eat breakfast (only sometimes, most days i just skip it)
>take shower
>turn on computer
>browse 4chan until about midnight, taking short breaks throughout the day to eat and go to the bathroom
>masturbate for about an hour or so
>stare at ceiling for a while again and try to ignore suicidal thoughts until i fall asleep
>start over again the next day
yep.

>>35250902
>wake up around 5pm
>eat something whille checking out some new videos
>browse 4chen until 3am
>think about watching a movie or nimu
>realise theres no good stuff left to watch anymore
>eventually get back to lurking
>go to sleep at 8am while binge watching mm in bed

Theres nothing really left to do anymore and i cant manage to go oit socialise.

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Going to try to dump some images to get this thread rolling.

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I was foolish to think this thread would take hold; whatever.

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I don't really have anything to contribute to this thread but I can't just sit and let this board turn into /b/ 2.0

>>35250578
well, at least you won't have a seizure when you die.

>>35250620
will i die tho

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>>35250650
you're gonna get really dizzy and nauseous.

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Why do people still play western games? Japanese games are much better.

Anime's about romantic normie bullshit.

Sports are watching UltraChads run around doing stupid physical feats with their Chad genetics.

Nope on both.

>>35250555
First off, trips, congrats

Secondly, I cut a bald spot in too my two part goatee. If I can't be beautiful I will be gross and unapproachable.

Trying to lose my slight gut before summer. The issue is I haven't started exercising yet, and my diet is still crap.

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I painted my windows black, bought black out shades and bought some good fans.

not going to get me this year fucking summer shits.

>>35250444

why do they do this ? They must know that it is upseting for people with no friends who hate themselves.

Why would they ask about the social life of someone taking an online class? Doesn't it go without saying

>>35250491
It's not an online class. It's a normal class in a normal university. We just have to have 3 hours of research, and this survey counted for one hour.

This is actually me right now, I feel your pain anon.

>>35250391
maybe you shold be studying and not posting on 4chin

>>35250391
>>35250948
What are you studying? Is it worth it(financial wise mainly)?