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Who else here was enough of a beta cuck to get /addicted to weed/?
>tfw smoke 20gs a week
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>>35923793
How does a friendless, NEET, wizard apprentice acquire weed?
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>>35923818
Live in the right place and buy it in a store, or if you are not so lucky get it online.
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>20gs a week
WHAT THE FUCK ANON WHERE DO YOU GET THAT SORT OF MONEY
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Somebody explain to me the whole jew conspiracy 2017-03-31 12:57:44 Post No.35923742
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Somebody explain to me the whole jew conspiracy
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Why would jews try to get white men to be cucks? They're white as well. What makes you think they control the media and are trying to make us all degenerates? On one hand you all scream about being atheist yet you get angry when women don't follow religious values. Perhaps someone can explain this whole jews running and destroying the world thing. I will say it is interesting that they are constantly blamed all throughout history.
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>>35923742
>Perhaps someone can explain this whole jews running and destroying the world thing
I'd advise you read some literature on the topic, or head over to one of the natsoc threads /pol/ usually has, even if you aren't natsoc they still have some interesting information.
But suffice it to say, it would take more than a single post to explain.
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>>35923742
Because Jews are spooky or some shit
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>>35923917
At least give me something. I'm not going to fucking pol
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ITT: things to fuck with normies
>Randomly connect to a tv or speaker in my apartments
>Play pumped up beats on full blast
>Connect to a normies printer
>Go into Paint
>Use fill tool to coloir the page black
>Print 50 copies
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>>35923707
>Go into university computer labs
>Put duct tape over the mouse sensors
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>find normies locker
>Fill lock with superglue
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>ask at a shop for several items out of the back
>Leave when they go to fetch them
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is he /ourguy/?post rare eriks
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>>35923690
he's so cute
>tfw no erik bf
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>>35923690
who's the guy on the left? He's not as cute as Erik but i was under the impression Erik had no friends irl. I'm jealous of left boy.
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>>35923690
mayybbee but i think this guy is my pick
neet, not an actual person, asian, parents losing/lost faith in him/gave up a long time ago, proud to be shut in, doesnt know who his neighbors are, pathological liar, oblivious to and or afraid of anything feminine, hentai luver the list goes on
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Well it's time for another robot to give us a bad name.
I was a depressed NEET for 3 years, decided to give life a try. Worked my ass off in all regards, social, work, study, health and romance. It's all come crashing down and I can't take this shit.
Sorry if you get caught up in it, it's nothing personal if you go down with me
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>>35923682
Godspeed, robot. I've just crashed, too.
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>>35923682
just get up and try again, you'll do better next time now you're more experienced
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>>35923827
No. It happens all of the time, the effort to reward ratio is fucked up. I don't want to take part in this.
My fate is already sealed
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Christians of r9k,
did everyone who died before Jesus go to hell?
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>>35923675
No one goes to Hell.
Hell does not exist. It's not even mentioned in the Bible.
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>>35923675
No, I asked this question to someone knowledgeable on the subject and basically if you have not heard of Jesus you are automatically saved. They must have been waiting in some kind of waiting room or something.
The interesting question is when along the timeline of human evolution was the soul introduced? Because only people with souls are saved.
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>>35923700
>Because only people with souls are saved.
Isn't that a racist notion?
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What's the ideal size for a penis? If you could choose any size what would it be?
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>>35923662
2 meters longit'd be my meat saber
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>>35923662
I'm already 8 but wouldn't mind having a 12 inch dong famalam
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>tfw barely 5"
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What are your tested methods of getting over a girl? I tried jerking off, and it still didn't help.
I've been hyper ventilating, for the past hour.
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>>35923658
Go and have fun with other women.
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Time, as a matter of fact.
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>>35923673
partially incorrect.
The only cure for oneitis is another girl.
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>work with a legit 8/10 qt
>our offices are right next to each other
>she's kind of shy but nice to everyone
>always talks to me and makes an effort at conversation even with my autism
>likes to watch documentaries
>likes to cook
>likes to draw
>every time I ask her what she's doing on weekends it's spending time with her family or on projects
>slowly starting getting closer to her
>start to really, really like her
>somehow get to a conversation about our lives back college
>tells me about all the partying she did
>tells me it was just a phase and how she's glad she got it out of her system
>she seems like the type that easily succumbs to peer pressure
>definitely had a few one night stands
>probably participated in a gangbang or two
>maybe even had an abortion
I don't even know why I try
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>>35923642
Go on, anon. Trust her. She is after all just a woman. What could possibly go wrong, eh?
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>probably participated in a gangbang or two
>maybe even had an abortion
That's a pretty big jump lol.
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>>35923642
Sorry to hear that man. Don't fall into her trap.
If I pay the barber an extra 10 dollars will he shut his fucking pie hole and not attempt to make small talk with me throughout the entire haircut?
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>>35923620
bullshitting with the barber and the waiting customers is the whole point of going. Just have your mother start cutting your hair again if you don't like it.
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>>35923620
Just go to the old man barbers, they hardly speak my dude
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Also, just tell them beforehand that you have a splitting migrane as small talk, they'll probably not talk as much.
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>depression is gone
>just feel sad now
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>>35923566
Just be yourself anon!!!!1!!1!;
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>depression is gone
>the feeling of life being pointless is still here
>can do anything I want
>happiness and joy>every other day. it's like hell then heaven then hell again
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>bored, spoiled kids
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>March 31, 2017
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>But looking out the window
>I can see the crowd drifting in grey
>Trapped in this city by the pouring rain
>And I too have to stay
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>>35923521
Everyday is the same
My mind in a haze
Time passes by
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euVag5DY_t8
>Jan 5, 2006
It's sad how long ago that was, now.
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Why must roasties (and normies following them like dogs) ruin EVERYTHING?
>finally find a D&D 5e group
>Curse of Strahd
>roastie and another of her beta orbiters join, because she's a "friend" of my DM
>four players total, I play a mature fem dwarf healer, other guy plays big burly dragonborn
>roastie plays fem elf, cuck plays edgelord with retarded anime weapon
>neither of them can roleplay for shit
>roastie plays callous as fuck and acts like an anime character
>cuck plays quiet loner
>roastie gets annoyed when we gather information and properly roleplay, has her character wandering off
>uses the LOW MENTAL STATS XD excuse for why her character is acting like a literal retard
>exasperatedly complain to the other guy during a break
>beta orbiter could still hear me
>gets uppity and starts yelling at me
>roastie joins in, grabs her stuff and starts leaving "This shit is boring anyways, no idea why I joined in the first place."
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST STAY OUT? THEY KEEP TELLING US TO GO TO OUR MANCAVES AND BE MANBABIES IF WE DON'T WANT TO THROW ALL OUR RESOURCES AT THEM, BUT WHEN WE DO THEY COME AFTER US. I WANT THEM ALL TO DIE PAINFULLY.
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>>35923467
>letting roasties into your P&P group
Big mistake. Either way it seems she fucked off so all is well in the end, right?
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>>35923467
My big brother actually used to play D&D or some similar shit, when he was a teen. He still got laid like crazy though. The bitches loved him.
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>>35923511
group broke up and never played again, what did you expect?
Also I'll never find a game if my condition is 'no women' because muh ebil misogynist.
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Why aren't you a teacher? Look at how much PTP they get
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>>35923429
ever since I got out of that hellhole I was in I swore I'd never go back to one of those places
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i would want to become a teacher. if i could spark some curiosity about my subject in only one kid i think i would have finally done something useful for once. i could rant for 45 minutes about some topic and have people actually listen, too. reality probably isnt that nice though.
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>>35923429
I'm not allowed to work with kids
>tfw your body is disproportionate. Shoulders wide, hip straight, fat on the neck, stretch marks on the body, acne. But your face is beautiful.
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post pics of body, face, and neck.
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Kill yourself, tranny.
gergerhrthwfhlkoerg
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>wide hips
>t h i c c ass>cute dick
>6'4
>masculine face
>deep voice
no winning for me