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Bumpppp

come join fagggots

bippity boopy bump

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only normies play cards against humanity m8

>>36829699
I wouldn't say so. It makes you look pretty good imo

>>36829722
Thanks, I'll keep it up. I just had this feeling that it put across a weak "nice guy" vibe. I'm a nice guy, but don't want to advertise myself as a doormat.

online dating is useless unless you look like Chad. Only fat girls will message you, I guarantee it - AND I bet you're not even that bad looking. Learn to talk to girls in person

>pick up groceries
>go to other checkout

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>>36829626
>not ordering your groceries online

>>36829626
lemme tell you pal, as the employee who has to fix that shit I'm not happy about it either

femanons are a myth, plain and simple.

>>36829612
thinly veiled femanon please talk to me thread...FUCK. OFF.

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I truly do love this woman
Her and the Turi

send him a something random every day for a year (ie: lego, pinecone, pencil, whatever) then stand in front of his mailbox holding it.

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>>36829530
send it to him, that shuts em up real quick.

>>36829530
i live a few cities over, need me to pay him a visit?

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>recent text messages are welfare office appointments

>>36829520
I know tfw opie :3
I like the cat face inb4 Normie.

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>recent text messages are an argument with mum, because she was too busy to pick me up from the train station a couple of weeks ago and I had to wait 90 minutes for a bus

>>36829496
No, that would imply productivity. Something that only /tg/ is capable of.

Ow you hit me in the ear

>>36829496
I thought the same thing when i watched it.

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>>36829452
o-ok then
oribgharljshglsadgh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l4uwpCB4kf

>>36829452
You sound eerily like Cryoatic

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just imagine her nice Latina toes in your mouth

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>>36829418

Any white good looking above average height male can get any race they want.

The problem is that since you're posting here, I doubt you're good looking and tall. This is just based on observation, but if you are short, the good news is that Hispanic women are used to dating manlet spics. As long as you're decent looking and make ok money, then you're good. If anything, Latinas aren't really that hard to get, but just know they can be as rachet as a black girl and sometimes age worse than a white girl. Expect them to balloon up by the time they're 30.

I heard they're good at sex, but I'm a KHHV, so what do I know.

>>36829690

Latinas come in all personality types, but I would say the main categories are :

Regular Latina
Whitewashed
Blackwashed

>>36829360
honestly, sheer experience. there really isnt any other way. like a child learns by playing. social skills dont come from nowhere. at the very least, watch tv shows or better yet, any clip which shows people interacting naturally.

>>36829360
You could watch some of these; they worked for your parents and grandparents:

https://archive.org/details/coronet_instructional_videos

>>36829476
TV shows are too rude most of the time.

Should I just not play along with the whole finding a partner thing? It doesn't matter much to me anyway, nothing does. I find only like 10% of women attractive anyway. Maybe it'll be better off

>>36829321
I'm the type of tired that sleep can't fix. I'm waiting for these next 3 weeks to pass so I can go home and tell my mother I want to drop out of college. Until then, I'm stuck on campus and I don't know whether to finish the semester making it look like I tried or to go out in flames. I'm so tired of being around normalfags every day, I just want to be home.

I wanna die
I wanna buy the farm
I wanna be six feet under
I wanna kick the bucket
I wanna go to the great hall in the sky
I wanna die

>friend
does not compute

>>36829274
Go on that site that's like omegle that lets you vent to strangers.

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I'll be your friend. You can tell me about your problems and I won't judge you for them

faggot pedophile admin michael runs the server. fyi he creeps up on 15 year old girls amd doxxes them

eliza cured my cancer, not a scam

Only if I get to splooge in me britches

Bite my dick, bitch.

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>>36829304
>uncle anon you know I'm a cock tease

>>36829212
Is this underage?

>>36829169
But I am, tater thots are pretty good
>a little bit of mustard on the side

Too busy posting pictures of myself in cool sunglasses fammo

>>36829169
Jojo is lame shit