How do I quit jacking off?
Whats your story, /r9k/?
All I got is uninteresting stories.
Yesterday you guys said when I posted this "I'm a sad boy with a weird taste in music and weirder sense of humor. I like coffee, drugs, food, Netflix, and touching myself. I need friends." that it sounded like a really successful tinder bio. Download the app and use it. You guys lied to me.
Being a zoophile is hell, at least when you're self aware. You have no idea what I would give to just be attracted to women. Sure I would have no chance with any of them, but at least I could masturbate without wanting to hang myself afterwards. I've had multiple lapses in morality throughout my life. Brief "redpilled" periods where I try to convince myself that I'm over zoophilia, but I always end up relapsing into this shit again and again. I fear that I will never be of typical sexuality, I feel like a pedophile or something. I've always said I wouldn't commit suicide because I wouldn't want to hurt my parents, but fuck them. Fuck them both for bringing me into this world just so I could suffer.
I tell myself that I'd like a wife who loves me, but that's only because I know that's what's wholesome and good. That's not what I'm attracted to at all, if I pursue that then I'm living a lie. I'm incompatible with the rest of society.
ni hao mr zoofile
>Everything is going good
>Looking at application paper
>forgot to send the final school certificate to them before the required date (18.July)
>School starts in 3 days
How should I explain this to my parents? My father is already in a bad mood and winter is coming too
>in b4 kys
I decided to live and give my life away to something "meaningful", like a war for my people or similar
>"What's the hold up Anon? Put that BWC in me! You ain't scared, are you?"
What do you do?
How do you die without killing yourself?
Like is there a way to cause a convincing "freak accident" that kills you.
I think my family would get over my death pretty fast if it was just random, but suicide would probably tear them apart.
1) Spend a couple of weeks making a journal in which you claim that aliens keep beaming you to the roofs of tall buildings.
2) Make a couple of mentions that you beamed down uncomfortably close to the edge, and that you're worried that they're going to miss the roof entirely one evening.
3) Leave journal where it can easily be found.
4) Jump off of the roof of a tall building.
Do you have a car? You could always drive at high speed off the road and into a tree without wearing a seat-belt; have your cell phone in your hand so it looks like you were texting.
>be on /pol/
>they say blacks are bad
>in real life they're not as bad as /pol/ or the media says
Who makes you think that it might still be alright, r9k?
And a white chick, for diversity, but my heart's not really in it....
Give me one good reason why you're not starting off your morning everyday with a cup of hot lemon or herbal tea.
Picture related is my hot lemon. I had the end of the lemon left over so I had to cut it into wedges instead of slices.
>be hikki NEET for years
>Have no interest in socialising
>tl;dr now in uni
>get stuck with seemingly decent group of people
>"Oh, I've been programming for years! This will be easy"
>"I've already done a diploma in design so I'll be able to make this stuff"
>"And I'll finish this template for us to use"
>"And I'll manage all the group work"
>Feel like I'm useless and can't do anything but promise to try my hardest
>Next week comes
>One of them did nothing and the other 3 did bare minimum
>I spent a full day working on the sections I was allocated
>"Oh yeah. I didn't get around to it. Only spent like 15 minutes on this haha"
>Remember what socialising is like
>Remember how people just lie all the time to make themselves look better
>Starting to hate people again
I have been like this in high school. I always did the bare minimum or forgot about the group assignment all together because I struggled with concentrating on one thing for more than 15 minutes. I'd get really anxious for some reason. But I always said the "truth" when they asked me why i didnt do it. I used to say "I was lazy" and they'd look at me pitifully. The ones you're stuck with might be suffering from something; You'll never know; Or your can assume they're lying dicks.
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Morning robots, or have you not even gone to be yet you fucking neet?
Easier to stay up than to wake up at this time, even though I actually like mornings..
Have you done anything yet today? Might make an egg muffin with some hot sauce, and start up the coffee.
>mom made coffee
>she didn't put in the peculator right
>tfw it's just water
I should have made it but i fell asleep before making the coffee. reee
basic bitch outfit aside, why are so many straight men /not/ attracted to skinny girls like this? as a girl, this is near my ideal body type. but what's the point of achieving it if so many straight guys just think it's offputtingly thin?
The overton window of attractiveness has moved towards "thick" only because so many women are overweight nowadays. It's a coping mechanism from men. Otherwise we would see them as plain gross and our monkey brains want us to fuck at all costs.
So now fat is attractive. Congratulations women.
I did some unforgivable things while fapping last night.
did you think about some black boys while touching your boipucci?
I wanked to some loli ASMR last night.
What the fuck is wrong with me