who /cashier/ here? This is the worst job for a robot
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>>38635954
Thisis why I'll kill myself if someone forces me to do that.
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>>38635954
Tell me some tales anon. Green text that shit
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>>38636066
>The only job is a cashier
Neet logic. Kys
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heard there were alot of aussies bots. state age+city
> 21, melb
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26 sunny coast cunt
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>30, melb
Perma-NEET, but prob going on autism-bux soon.
Everyone always assume I'm like 23 or something, probably because I'm a manlet, well groomed, stay /fit/ and have clear skin. Probably doesn't help that I have the mind of a 18-21 year old.
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20, south sudanbourne
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what do normal people...do...exactly?
they're like exotic animals with highly unpredictable behavior patterns
they're always seem to be going somewhere
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Run errands, go shopping, see friends, go for walks, walk dogs, engage in hobbies, do drugs, go to movies, go to bars, go to beaches, go get food, meet people for lunch or whatever the fuck. Are you seriously this puzzled over what people do that you can't just guess?
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>>38636223
Everytime I go back home after work I cross a few bars and crowded streets and I see so many people out there I just cant wonder why they arent at home. How the fuck are they always outside
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>>38636223
I get it. it's just puzzling to me how they have the energy for all that stuff
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>mfw watching /r9k/ return to her Alt-left roots
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>>38635838
oh boy more of this forced meme fantastic
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>>38635838
Both the left and the right absolutely despises pedos and wants nothing to do with them.
/pol/ are retards promoting pizzagate shit
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/r9k/ is unequivocally right-wing and will remain so in the face of what is temporary leftie occupation.
traps are gay
nuke mecca
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>tfw you will never trade a couple credits for circuit pendents, realmeat and wild stories from tech-nomads in the smog-choked twilight
>tfw you will never stop to chat with your neighbour the old singularity cultist and hear his wisdom
>tfw you will never live in a dilapidated underground mega-complex referred to as THE CITADEL
>tfw you will never venture out into the Upper World to collect scraps of metal from the past human civilizations before the Great War IV destroyed the ozone layer
>tfw you will never find a plant growing out of the ground in a place never thought to have been able to have life again, giving one small shimmer of hope to your people
>tfw you will never eat radiated fish with comfy hacker bros
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Just go to the airport, get a free colonoscopy by the TSA (for freedum and your own safety) and come to Europe.
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Who else fucking HYPED for the new Blade Runner movie?
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1856101/
Would you ever date a non-white girl?
More specifically, a brown or black girl. (One that was civilized, sweet, helpful/caring, funny, and shared common interests with you.) Pic kind of related.
>inb4 reeeee no shitskins/niggers
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I'd take anything with a pulse in this moment of time.
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>>38635815
i am dating a non white girl
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I hope one day I can be with the one I have my eye on.
One day.
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>save and organize porn
>it's getting too much to handle
>autism can't deal with unsaved/unorganized porn
>give up porn
Anyone else have nothing against porn but just feels overwhelmed nowadays?
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>>38635812
this is a very niche problem anon
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>>38635869
I figured someone else was bound to have it
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i don't really save cute anime girl pics anymore since it's such a fucking effort. getting drunk and doing toher stupid useless shit is easier so i do that.
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>apply for 157 different mcjobs and entry level positions
>had to work with family member or starve since I'm too spastic to cook
>list years of experience with landscaping and references
>ALL rejected, with or without a resume
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOW THE FUCKDO I ESCAPE, I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING, NOT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE INTERVIEW PHASE
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Two words anon:
Firm handshake
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>>38635779
No, this isn't falling to page nine with just that.
I don't even have a father
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>>38635745
scour craigslist for simple jobs I guess. Helped me, but I just didn't like the work.
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Robottos, let's do this, put anime, games, movies, series whatever the fuck you want
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Origaeno
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>>38635709
oreganoli I like these threads, always fun to participate
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Doing this on phone was easier than I thought.
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What's a good gift for a 12 yo girl?
Something not too expensive.
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>>38635649
It's for my step sister
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B06XSLFRYC/ref=mp_s_a_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1501073116&sr=8-5&keywords=hitachi+wand
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Get her a Funko from a show or movie she likes.
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>You will never sit at home all day playing video games with good friends, making millions off YouTube while having your qt gf pamper you
Why live? Why. Live.
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>>38635531
Idk if I'd describe his gf as qt and her voice is very annoying, but dunkey does have a pretty great life.
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>>38635556
You have really high standards if you don't think she's cute. She dresses really well and has a great body, big tits and ass. She's way out of Dunkey's league.
The voice is pretty annoying, but I'll bet she puts it on for YouTube.
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>>38635531
>tfw no dunkey bf
>tfw no dunkey lifestyle
I'm happy for him though.
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What does a blowjob feel like?
pls respond
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>>38635497
Please stop making threads
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>>38635497
Like salty bags of milk
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l-let me show you anon-kun
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Collection of Deviant art autismo things you've done in your childhood?
>fell in love with Card Captor Sakura
>know a guy who would look to the side when someone said something dumb in the playground, as we were characters in a show
>one of the cool bully girls went ''Turn to the left!'' ''NO, your other left XDDDDDD'' while going downhill in the neighborhood on our battery-powered 4x4
>ran like regular Sora
>acted like L from Death Note in 7th grade
>made onomatopeic sounds when fighting a la Dragon Ball
>shopped kamehameha waves in pictures
>Screamed a ''I SHOULD'VE THE THE ONE WHO FILLED YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT''-tier NO when one of my friends fell playing
>ran on 4 legs like Shadow Sora
>asked the Flying Nimbus to come in my garden (nothing happened)
>custom painted my skateboard with
>hammered Barbie's boobs to flatness to feel like a powerful God, made him cuck Action Man (who I would humiliate by stripping him naked and throwing him 3 meters into the air) with a cheap pig and donkey from the local chinese store (((BRAYED))) (((OINKED)))
>tried to spin dash
>titfuck that bitch from Yu-Gi-Oh!
>love Crazy Frog
>had sonic passwords
That's all. What about you?
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>told others I cut myself when I didn't just to seem deep
>"you almost made me become my REAL self"
>holding kitchen knife in home economics, saying "You know I could cut you open right now?". Everyone just shrugged.
>calling people I didn't like bakas
>starting to cry when realising I'm not as good looking as anime characters
>Playing triple baka on my nokia phone on the school yard, saying I'm spreading happiness
>angry at the music teacher fot not letting me sing in japanese
>doing the naruto run
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>>38635799
Which one of these did happen?
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>>38635799
>>starting to cry when realising I'm not as good looking as anime characters
Fuck, that's me
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I've accidentaly wasted my life. How do i go back?
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>>38635415
There's a reset button on the back of your head. Press down in the right spot and you get to start again.
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life isn't real anyway
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>>38635415
No you didn't.
Just play video games and forget about what society expects of you
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i just want to fuck
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>>38635344
you don't really want to fuck. once you have fucked a girl, you'll realize how boring the act of sex is. you'll also hate women even more.
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how is this original?
ognallo
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my name is buck and i want to fuck