>Chatting with someone from /r9k/
>Have lots of fun talking every day, constantly laughing with eachother
>Develop the feeling meme
>Tell them I really like them
>"Awww, that's so cute!"
I'll just kill myself tonight, I guess.
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Please don't tell me you were talking to a roastie anon.
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This literally happened to me yesterday but its a cute boy from work. I think he's starting to like me back though..
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>>37548558
It was a roast, wasn't it anon?
>it's always a roast
>when will betas learn
>spend like 30 minutes making OC relevant to the topic of the thread
>roastie and retarded betas derail the thread
>I don't get paid my fair payment of (You)s
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and you wont get any posting a thread :0)
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Sometimes I like going into threads with topics and derail them by posting pictures of my spoiler'd boy butt. Usually I leave a comment saying something along the lines of "do i look as pretty as a girl"? and they all flock to my posts. I can always tell when OP gets mad because he says something along the lines of "FUCK OFF BACK TO /SOC/" (You) robbery.
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>>37548482
It's ok anon, it doesnt have to be this way. There is always an hero
Is /r9k/ a democratic-socialist board?
/R9k/ wants:
>neetbux
>government to pay for prostitutes
>redistribution of sex(Stacies will be forced to stop fucking the top 1%(Chads) and start fucking the bottom 1%(robots))
>to end hate crimes against robots, such as rejection by females
Why isn't /r9k/ leftist yet?
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>>37548349
>Why isn't /r9k/ leftist yet?
Because /r9k/ is mostly white FUCKING males.
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>>37548349
generally 4chan boards don't have specific political ideologies
but moving to Europe for retirement was an idea I've been playing around with
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>>37548349
I don't want any of that shit. I want to die
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>glasses so dirty that wiping them only evenly spreads the grease
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>>37548302
What I do after I shower and dry myself is use the wet parts of the towel to wipe my glasses.
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>glasses dirty but farsighted so I see right through the dirt
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>>37548302
>when you actually wear eyeglasses but the first thought that came to mind from reading the word "glasses" was drinking glasses so you were about to respond with a 'nigga put extra soap in the dishwasher it ain't that hard' but then you read the other responses and had some doubts
what did my brain mean by this
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>dad caught me dancing to J-pop in my room
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>>37548086
Who cares?
oriiiiigiinali
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>>37548086
kermit the Shapuku asap op
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Just keep dancing anon.
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I want to go back.
My fucking brain is haunting me, and there is literally no escape.
How do you robots cope with having a shitty life or mental disorders?
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Distract yourself.
Get a job, find a new game, a new artist, or a hobby
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>>37548045
Don't focus on your problems and they cease to exist.
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>>37548074
this
daydream or do something else.
like drugs or something
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>"this is the first time we've ever seen a man, anon. we want to see more of you."
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"S-sorry w-wrong turn
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>>37547871
Women can't fight though.
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>>37547871
>ancient greeks
>black
what
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Just broke up with my gf of 3 years. Really thought she was the one I would spend the rest of my life with. Shit sucks. Some Bob Ross would be nice.
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are you DarkSidePhil?
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>>37547794
I don't spend enough time here to know all the meme stuff.
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>>37547810
did she leave looking for someone who had a good handle on memes?
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>24
>virgin
How does one talk to a female fellow robotnicks?
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>>37547605
I dunno poindexter, you tell me.
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>>37547631
Stab violently, pull to an alleyway, ???, profit?
That's been my normal way thusfar.
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>find female
>say hi
>maintain eye contact
>ask a question
>make a remark to her answer
>make a compliment
>tease her
>talk about something you have in common
>touch her arm
>say you gotta leave
>ask her number
>make a joke
>leave
Texting is a much tougher game. Come back when you reach that stage.
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>get summoned to jury duty today
>they haven't gotten all the jurors just yet
>have to come back tomorrow so they can pick two extras
>all the wagecucks visably bitching and moaning/cussing as we leave the court room
fucking normies man, learn to do your civic duty without acting like a child please
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jury duty is hella inconvenient tho and they pay you like $2 per month and it costed me like $5 a day to travel there
i just wanted to stay home and enjoy neethood jury duty was invented by normies to subjugate all
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>>37547957
damn really? we get 15 a day starting the second day.
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>>37547562
I'm sorry, there's something about a literal autist making decisions in a jury that I just can't stop laughing at
I NEED SMUG ANIME GIRLS AND PEPES RIGHT NOW, ALSO SCHOOL SHOOTING MEMES ARE WELCOME
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>>37547546
post elliot
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>>37547564
forgot le meme
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fucc the rules
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are there any self-improvement robot discords?
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i dont know but do you wanna add me on uplay?
fellow siege player and bandit connoisseur
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bandit and jager are fucking cancer
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>>37547440
we actually have a fit channel but only a few people doing martial arts use it. also we have an ic channel for robots who are drawing, which is mostly about getting critique, so i guess that counts als self-improvment. we also have an advice channel, but people don't really use it. right now not much is happening so just come in and check out the channels i mentioned if youre interested.
discordapp.com/invite/qJR7ras
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How would R9K fare in the apocalypse?
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>>37547386
This is /b/ tier, but /b/ is now just trap shit anyway.
Rolling.
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>>37547386
Would probably just kill myself. But I'll probably do that anyways
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>>37547386
Nice /b/ tier fucking thread m8. I'd do alright though, I would make a slave harem and eventually go out in a glorious bloody death against a rival tribe or something.
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r9k makes the fallacy that chad is dumb which is wrong 2017-06-07 01:08:45 Post No.37547331
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r9k makes the fallacy that chad is dumb which is wrong
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In fact, I'd say that in addition to obviously being more attractive than robots, Chad is also probably more intelligent. The world isn't a just place where a guy becomes dumber just because they happen to be really good looking and charismatic. Generally when it rains it pours and on the flip side good fortune compounds.
The stereotypical anti-intellectual frat dudebros you think of when "chad" is mentioned actally isn't chad but more brad, chad's dumber normie cousin. But Chad excels beyond the typical normie level that Brad is stuck at (which is why brad has the insecure need to pick on wizards/robots/cyborgs because his lack of intelligence means he is pretty flawed just like the robots he tries to pick on).
When chad isn't underwear modeling he's making breakthroughs in quantum physics.
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A smart bloodline has less evolutionary pressure to be smart though. They will pass on their genes anyway.
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I thought Chad was supposed to be the ideal? Hot, smart, rich etc?
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>>37547331
>Chad = God
>God doesn't exist.
>Chad doesn't exist.
OP stop ordering your life around the Chad/not-Chard dichotomy and stand on your own two feet instead of being a gutless coward.
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What do all these women with sexualized photos of themselves going to do in the future?
Women are constantly taking and uploading pictures and or videos of themselves explicitly going out of their way to look as sexy and revealing as possible. Sometimes as going as far as to build an entire career around the premise that you're a hot female and people will click on you and reference you as a hot female that posts revealing images. This is what they want, for many of them it's basically all they do
Instagram stars are forever set in stone. There's no going back. They post several photos of themselves a day to millions of followers saving their photos, jerking off to them and posting them around the internet for other people to jerk off to
What are their kids going to do? Just walk around on eggshells trying not to see or remember lewd photos of their mom? If other kids discover photos of their mom are they going to get teased and bullied? All it takes is a Google search
Do they think that far ahead?
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>>37547268
Anti-sex spergs hold no positions of power so this type of thing won't be holding them back in any capacity whatsoever.
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>>37547292
Not specifically robots, just anyone and everyone that happens to want to know what you looked like in a thong bikini at 19
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>>37547268
delete them. derp